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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

I find it pretty obnoxious that a lingerie and bikini model…who has been doing this since shitty tramp stamps have been acceptable…which is probably mid to late 90s…thinks getting into a bikini or bathing suit…is anything anyone would care about when it’s all she’s ever done, it’s all we’ve ever seen of her, and there are countless, tens of thousands…maybe even hundreds of thousands of girls in bikinis on the internet who are 100 fucking year old Catholic moms of two…she made her millions at this and doesn’t need to go back to show off…or to draw attention to herself…I get it, she’s pushing her own swimwear line, all these girls are hookers who only get seen when it’s for money money money purposes…but I saw if you’re gonna pay a bitch, directly, or indirectly, she should be showing off the box that made her…..even if it’s been ripped apart, even shredded by babies…. It’s as boring as Jennifer Lawrence swearing for Conan’s swear jar…. TO SEE THE RESET OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zoe Kravitz’s Booty In A Bikini

I haven’t done a ton of posts on Zoe Kravitz , but I’m pretty sure at this point we can go ahead and stop referring to her as Lenny’s daughter. Because a bikini body this good deserves attention no matter who she’s related to. And if Zoe keeps hitting the beach looking like this, I guarantee that pretty soon she’ll be more famous than her dad ever was. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Jessica Alba’s Wet Selfie of the Day

Jessica Alba wore what looks like a sheer when wet bikini top for her instagram…because Jessica Alba still wants you to think she matters, is still hot, because her start-up, that is really no longer a start-up, rely on her being the trophy wife and mother to sell their product, but more importantly, you know when she steps down with all her money when they sell to some big corporation she pretends to be fighting in her organic war on chemicals in products, and she has all the money in the world, her ego is going to force her to go back to acting, this time on a quest to get that Academy Award, because financially she won’t need to rely on that career, and can go back to the original art of acting she fell in love with while studying it at the conservatory…and by conservatory I mean doing the shitty fucking movies that don’t matter… ALl this to say, she’ll be naked in those movies, we just have to wait it out another 4 years. The post Jessica Alba’s Wet Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Jordan is Miss USA from Oklahoma and an Blue Movie Actress of the Day

We all know two very basic things…the first is that any Pageant is a fucking scam for strippers who are too Christian to strip to try to either get a free education or get some press so that they have a long lasting career as an actor, or model, or whatever…. Normally, the Pageant girls are cheesy as fuck, not all that hot and just kind of desperate cocktail waitress types… We also know that Hollywood is a pretty hard place to break into. If you go to LA, you’ll see amazing fucking girls everywhere you look, 99 percent of them are not working actresses or models, but rather just instagram whores who have sugar daddies, the guys who run Hollywood, and /or the occassional 1000 dollar campaign or promo model appearance…all while trying to break out…and be the star they know they are… So it would only make sense that a girl like Olivia Jordan, who won Miss Usa las night, would move to LA to try to get famous because she knows or feels she’s a talent, hell she joined Miss USA after failing in Hollywood and won it…so she’s obviously got an ego, confidence, or delusions…and I guess it was a good strategy, because before Miss USA, her Hollywood legacy was shoving her vagina in some dude’s face….for some movie called Murder in the First…probably her only career.. So Miss USA brings the lessons to the next generation as a positive leader to the youth…that if you move to Hollywood and get a gig that requires sex and nudity, do it because you have rent to pay and when it doesn’t lead to better opportunity or jobs..join Miss USA… I guess what I am saying is that they are all fucking hookers, actors, models, pageant girls…anyone using their bodies to get rich….and I don’t mind watching… The post Olivia Jordan is Miss USA from Oklahoma and an Blue Movie Actress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day

These pictures of Hannah Ferguson from last summer…have made a comeback, I have no idea why, maybe it’s summer and re-run season, who fucking knows..I just know I posted them over a year ago…and I guess here they are again… I wrote: Hannah Ferguson is the 45 year old looking model, who I’ve been told is very nice, because I guess when you’re 45 and you’re finally making it in the world as a bikini model, you’ve seen some shit and have been through some shit and experiences that have allowed you to get to a place where people think she’s 24… You know…one of those “if I’m really sweet and nice and fun, they won’t ask for ID, they’ll just want to take pics of me, and pretend my hard face is from sun damage, because I’m that committed to bikini modeling and my body is hot, that’s all they care about, just be pleasant, keep the smile on, don’t let them have any reason to doubt me”…. Or maybe I’m just an asshole…I mean I can assure you that she’ll think I’m an asshole..all while I think she’s got pretty great tits… I stand by everything I said….I would like to add that I am pretty amazing, I never re-read my posts but read that and it’s on point…shit I should have a TV show or a book deal or something…what the fuck is this injustice in the workd… And that was the re-run of the day The post Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian New Sex Tape of the Day

It’s so hard to confirm or deny the rumors that Kim Kardashian has a sex tape that was filmed with or during her first marriage, that I think was to a white dude, before the show ever happened….but I don’t really see why anyone would care about Kim Kardashian getting fucked a decade ago a second time…It’s like we’ve seen this one trick wonder and what fucking on camera has done for her…and we have seen that she has no fucking soul and would release something like this, because why not, she likes people jerking off to her fuck, it feels good now that she has everything else in the world… She’s a pile of shit of a person, and even if the above screenshot is her, and it could be…but it could also be 90 percent of girls on Instagram with their face injections who look like Kim Kardashian…when all the world needs to see is her sex tape to be more of a murder suicide tape…get rid of her.. Here are the rest of her pics for “System Magazine”…with nipples…because anything for attention. The post Kim Kardashian New Sex Tape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day

We all know that Lindsay Lohan looks like shit and that the only market that cares about her is the Arab Market, which I guess she’s converting to, because oil money can finance her life, and arab money love celebrity hookers, and Paris Hilton, to shit on in their palaces in Dubai, at least that’s what an instagram model who was flown to Dubai a few times told me when I asked if the rumors were true… Girls with no self respect and a love for fancy things fit in perfectly in places where men pay them to do dity fucking things….not to say all Arab dudes shit on girls, just to say if you’re bankrolling Lohan, or interested in having her around, you might as well shit on her….just because you can….she’s Lindsay Lohan, ex Hollywood star who did 5 or less movies…who people only care about for the novelty… She’s done, expired, over…and as much as I want to believe she has a comeback tour in her, you know an Oscar win,she’s too fucking crazy to pull it off. Fuck Lohan, she’s the worst and her tits, the one thing I believed in in this cold dark world are done, look like shit, and I guess a reminder that all good things come to an end… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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An African Icon: 10 Things You Didn’t Know About African Acacia Trees!

You’ve seen it in magazines and you’ve seen it in movies, but how much do you really know about the African acacia tree? 

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Back Outchea: A Gallery Of Draya’s Thirst Traps Since Getting Kicked To The Curb By Orlando Scandrick

Draya Michele Posts “Thirst Traps” To Instagram After Break Up Draya Michele’s broken engagement from Orlando Scandrick is getting pretty petty . While there seem to be some hurt feelings on both sides, many have noticed that during the couple’s most recent off-stint (even pre- doomed engagement ), Draya’s pics quickly went from wholesome shots like this: To…this: Looks like Draya’s back on the prowl. Thankfully she has a swimwear line to play off her thirst-agrams…but we see what’s really happening here, right? And now that things have gotten nasty, Miss “Deleted Hoeness” is really kicking things into overdrive. At this rate, she’ll have a new baller/rapper/high roller in her DM’s in no time! Hit the flip for more of Draya’s fishing mission… Instagram

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Back Outchea: A Gallery Of Draya’s Thirst Traps Since Getting Kicked To The Curb By Orlando Scandrick

Back Outchea: A Gallery Of Draya’s Thirst Traps Since Getting Kicked To The Curb By Orlando Scandrick

Draya Michele Posts “Thirst Traps” To Instagram After Break Up Draya Michele’s broken engagement from Orlando Scandrick is getting pretty petty . While there seem to be some hurt feelings on both sides, many have noticed that during the couple’s most recent off-stint (even pre- doomed engagement ), Draya’s pics quickly went from wholesome shots like this: To…this: Looks like Draya’s back on the prowl. Thankfully she has a swimwear line to play off her thirst-agrams…but we see what’s really happening here, right? And now that things have gotten nasty, Miss “Deleted Hoeness” is really kicking things into overdrive. At this rate, she’ll have a new baller/rapper/high roller in her DM’s in no time! Hit the flip for more of Draya’s fishing mission… Instagram

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Back Outchea: A Gallery Of Draya’s Thirst Traps Since Getting Kicked To The Curb By Orlando Scandrick