There’s few things I love more in this world than seeing a hot nobody do yoga at the beach for the paps, so here’s busty British reality star Pascal Craymer getting in a “candid” workout for the cameras. And not to nitpick or anything, but if you ask me, her form could use a little work. I mean, for starters, she should’ve ditched the shorts for a full bikini, and she didn’t even attempt the patented Jessica Alba bikini ass pose . I guess she’s still working her way up to the more advanced moves. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
Since you guys seemed to dig that first post I did introducing you all to Amanda Gullickson last week , here’s another great set of bikini pictures from the sexy model. And if Amanda’s able to keep this up, she can expect even more attention from me and the Little Tuna. Also, a few hundred Twitter marriage proposals from yours truly. I’m gonna take it slow to start. I don’t want to come on too strong. » view all 20 photos
Here’s Karlie Kloss putting those perfect stems of hers to good use walking the runway during Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week. And you know how some guys dream of climbing Mount Everest? Well, it’s one of my life goals to climb these long legs of Karlie’s. See, I’ve been training for months, and I think I’m finally ready. In fact, I’d say I’m in the best shape of my life right now — I can stand up without getting out of breath. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
I still don’t buy that Charlotte McKinney ‘s a real model, and not just some Playboy wannabe who got lucky, but there’s no denying we’ve been getting some solid bikini photoshoots from her lately. First for Men’s Health , and now this one from GQ . But if you ask me, I still say those giant funbags of Charlotte’s belong in Playboy . Here’s hoping she’s doing them next…
I guess Paris Hilton is looking for more attention these days now that she’s only the world’s second most famous porn star (after Kim Kardashian , that is). Because she showed up to some July 4th party in Las Vegas in a star-spangled bikini. And look, I know I’ve made fun of Paris in the past, but as long as she’s still rocking a bikini, I’m more than happy to help Paris keep her 15 minutes going another 30-45 seconds at a time. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Here’s Taylor Swift with her fake friends that she probably has a management deal with…because why the fuck else would she promote them…I mean they’re popular…and she may be trying to eat their souls as she does…but before she does…”let’s take a faggot picture together of us doing a jump for the fourth of july”… Fuck these clowns… Here’s Calvin Harris showing you his lottery win…whether they get married, he knocks her up, he gives her Rita Ora herpes she got on her rise to the record deal, or maybe he got them from groupies, or maybe she had them to begin with because John Mayer..who cares…LA is herpes…and having Taylor Swift riding your back…is a fucking win…she’s hot, the most successful act right now, and if you get to be a lyric in her song..that’s great for a DJ career…I respect that hustle…seriously..DJs…hilarious.. The post Taylor Swift Fourth of July Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Demi Lovato, who I thought was a Lesbian before Miley came out as a Lesbian last week….has been with Fes from that 70s Show, aka, the Hollywood Starlet De-virginizer – because when he was on the show…all the tweens would throw themselves at him…and he would take them because he was hispanic and that shit is normal…I mean girls start families at 16 where he’s from…since she was diagnosed Bi=Polar by her publicist as a good angle for her bad behavior.. We’ll, she’s doing the vegas bikini pool part tour now, and she’s looking good enough to look at..not that that means anything… MY only Demi Lovato story is that Miley and Her have an underage sex tape that was shot in Nashville years ago, when they were both underage, and the reason she went crazy back when she was diagnosed bi-polar is because Miley said she would release it… Apparently, the people who told me this story – had seen the video…from the person who shot the video..but that video will never be released…obviously… But these bikini pics will, which is as exciting as this girl has been in a long time.. The post Demi Lovato’s Bikini Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared… He went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars and that he was just a cute PR trick by the Academy Awards to get viewers, you know that little boy wonder storyline of “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it… Because anyone with a brain, especially who had fame at a young age, knows that everything is better with tits, people love tits, and those tits can and will keep you working…when no one wants you to work…now that you’re no longer cute…since tits are always cute… The post Haley Joel/ Emily Osment Does a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The other day I posted a picture of Selena Gomez eating ice cream like some sort of slut that loves her tongue deep in some creamy, sweet goodness… Well it turns out that it was from her paparazzi day at the beach, where she tipped off the paparazzi to follow her around in her silly overalls, that don’t do a whole lot for her ass, but her ass is nothing special anyway, and the outfit remind me of the 90s, not in a good way, or because she was born in the 90s, but because The NEw Kids on the Block used to dress like this, and for those of you in your formative years at the time, overalls may be the reason you are gay today, you know NKOTB was the moment of realization as you jerked off to your first teen beat magazine…or if you’re like me, the New Kids on the Block and their overalls may remind you of the time you got molested by your Gym Teacher who took you to the New Kids on the Block concert because he felt sorry for your disadvantaged life, and because he wanted to molest you..hangin’ touch…hanging tough… That said, I like this outfit…but only for pervert reasons, easy access and bikini bottom flashes…ya know… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez’s Fat Ass in Overalls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
