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Alexa Vega Bikini Party of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexa Vega is some married Robert Rodriguez, who makes movies like Spy Kids, which I guess was the prequel to Spy, where Alexa Vega’s character turned into that fat McCarthy Chick, only to have nothing to do with Robert Rodriguez, because he’s too busy jerking off to Alexa Vaga like the good old days, while Tarantino watches, because Vaga is good…and Tantino is his BFF, and Mexico has different rules about this shit… What the fuck am I talking about… That said this Spy Kid has gone onto great things like shitty quality bikini selfies for social media…. The post Alexa Vega Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day

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Abbie Cornish is Australian….and I like Australians….because Australian women, for some magical reason I assume is being far fucking removed from America, are cool as fuck, while being hot as fuck, because like California, they like health and fitness and good food and like Florida they like bikinis….on a perpetual spring break party…only far more hip and stylish, than the ghetto shit you’re used to… So you have this nation of hot girls with hot bodies half naked and ready to get drunk as fuck…and if that doesn’t sound like heaven…I don’t know what is.. But then again, I’ve never been to Australia…I’ve never really experienced the backwoods, toothless, fat white trash Australian…so let me live this fantasy…a fantasy that is Abbie Cornish…a girl you remember as “SWEAT PEA” in Sucker Punch…or…no you don’t…because not everyone is like me…and goes to Sucker Punch to hang with tweens… Here she is in an Abbie Cornish spanx selfie…I call being Over 30…. The post Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Not Just The Crusty Bikini Line: Keyshia Cole Says She Has This Tattooed Too…

Posted on June 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

  Keyshia’s got ANOTHER secret tatt… Keyshia Cole Reveals Secret Tattoo After getting dragged to hell over her bikini line tattoo , Keyshia Cole shook off the slander and casually chatted about it with fans. On Twitter Boobie Gibson’s estranged wife retweeted compliments from fans on her interestingly placed ink…   and even responded to a question on whether or not she has her vajayjay tattooed too.   Really Keyshia??? See what else she had to say about her tatted up crotch on the flip.

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Skin Links 6.9.15

Posted on June 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Klaudia Brahja is black and white and wet all over! ( egotastic.com ) Chelsea Handler’s floaters keep her above water ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Cailin Russo loves bright colors ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Yasmine James is inviting you into her hot tub ( boobieblog.com ) Sharon Stone takes her nips on a shopping excursion ( thenipslip.com ) This gal is incredibly well rounded ( doubleviking.com ) Abigail Ratchford must be awfully cold in that bikini ( steakwood.com ) Fleshbot’s Top 10 Video Game Voice Actresses ( fleshbot.com )

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Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day

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I come from an era where porn was shown in art house theatres and peep shows…where tits were really only available to you in Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler and pretty hard to get your hands on, and when you did get your hands on it, you wanted to wash your hands because everyone who got to it before you had cummed to the girl, magazine in hand…which was kind of gross unless you were a faggot, which was an accepted term for a faggot at the time. That said, the one thing that was easy, readily availabkle, unsuspecting tits was National Geographic with their tribal photography… So old as fuck James Bond Grace Jones dressed up tribal, showed some tits on stage and the whole thing was terribly racist, but not as racist as if a white guy did it…but luckily it involved 60 year old non-tribal nipples…oretending to be tribal…which I guess is dreams coming true to someone….just not me… The post Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day

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Michelle Buswell is a 31 year old model…who has been a model for a long fucking time…probably longer than I’ve been doing this site..and for some reason, I’ve never heard of her..despite her probably being a millionaire because of modeling, or at least married to a billionaire as these models do… I am not saying I am the most prolific source of models and their bikini or nude or lingerie shoots on the internet,…but I am…and to not ever be featured in 10 years of this shit…is a fail on her part…I mean every girl’s dream is to have her tits on a blog written by some pervert loser with no friends, money or real authority in anyway…hell, I’m not even funny…why the fuck are you here? Oh right, model in a bikini, in her 30s, still hot, because I guess 30 isn’t that old when you’re dead on the inside. All this to say, I never bus well, bussing is the most humiliating, disgusting, depressing experience to remind you that you’ve lost at life…and here some bikinis on a babe in her 30s to rub it the fuck in.. The post Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren’s Booty Pump

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In case you’ve ever wondered why I call Alexis Ren here one of my new favorite blondes when there’s so many of them out there, A), it’s because I’m hoping a little flattery might help my chances with the super-cutie. And B), it’s because she was pretty much born to wear a bikini. So here’s a massive new set of bikini pictures for us all to enjoy, and take your time, because with this many pictures, trust me, it’s going to take you a while to get through them all. Hell, I might even set a new personal record today and make it to 46 seconds. » view all 95 photos

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Minnie Driver bikini pictures

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Minnie Driver showed off her bikini body on the beach in Miami, Florida. Minnie, who turned 44 in January, looked amazing in an aquamarine two-piece decorated in a colourful plant pattern, which featured a ruffled top. Driver dated Matt Damon in 1998 and was engaged to Josh Brolin in 2001. In September 2008, Driver gave birth to a son, whom she named Henry. In 2013, Driver appeared on an episode of the reality show Who Do You Think You Are#x003f;, in which she searched for information about

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Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek, like most women who haven’t had breast cancer…has tits…but unlike most women…her tits have given her a career as the goto Mexican seductress in movies she’s never won an Academy Award for, but that she has pulled her tits out for, because her tits are the whole reason she’s in the fucking movie in the first place…our system is still dated like that… Well…here she is with her tits at an event…only this time with more wrinkles…since she’s probably pushing 60 by now..but still doing what it is she’s been doing for a long time…because you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and why would you want to when they are so big and round and lovely like this.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio may have a bunch of kids. She may be in her mid to late 30s. She may be a tall and lovely lingerie model…with small model implant tits…but one thing she’s not..is a Brazilian ass…winning any Brazilian ass contests…because based on these pics…of her in a bikini…which is what she gets paid millions for…she doesn’t have an ass…but I guess having an ass doesn’t matter, we have instagram for that. Asses everywhere…no need for them to be on some low quality mid range mall brand panty. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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