These are probably the hottest pictures that Candice Swanepoel has ever been a part of…shot by Elle Macpherson’s ex husband who has been creating smutty fashion porn with bikini models for decades…making it far more interesting that the shit instagram models are putting out there because she’s a real model, but she’s hardly that interesting…since this is the most interesting thing she’s done…what I am saying is I want more scandal, but I’ll take wet t-shirts. The post Candice Swanepoel Nipple Outtakes of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know a whole lot about Maja Krag here, but according to an exhaustive 30-45 seconds of research, she’s a Danish model, and she was born to wear a bikini. Anyway, I would’ve found out more, but then I came across Maja’s Instagram , and decided there was a much better use of those 30-45 seconds, if you catch my drift. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
There was some serious hotness going on at the Entourage premiere last night, but for my money, Samantha Hoopes crushed them all with this dress. Because between the killer leg show and the sweet cleavage, the only way anybody was topping the SI hottie is by showing up in a bikini and/or lingerie. And actually, that’s not a bad idea… Is it too late to have a second premiere? » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
Any time I come across a new hottie like Tiffany Keller here, I want to find out everything there is to know about her. Now, unfortunately, I wasn’t able to find what I really wanted to know — Tiffany’s official stance on dating pasty bloggers who live in their mom’s basement — but on the plus side, I was able to find an Instagram full of sexy selfies from the hot model. And I guess that’ll do for now. Enjoy. » view all 21 photos
I don’t know why we don’t get pictures of Rhian Sugden more often. As you can see, she’s just as busty as her fellow British hotties. But there’s got to be some reason. And maybe it’s because Rhian’s never had a fling with a famous bikini blogger. I mean, sure, none of the other busty Brits have either, but hey, it couldn’t hurt, right? I’m willing to try it if she is. Call me! Photos: WENN.com
Every girl loves Doggy Style, but this kind of Doggy style is not the doggy style that people like…it’s more the doggy style that makes me want to smear my asshole with peanut butter for her to lick it off, which is really what doggy style should mean, rather than just being on all fours….because it is more representative of what you sick fucks do with your dogs while you jerk off cuz they can’t tell on you… Either way, degrading Hilary Duff isn’t my dream, I don’t really like the whole degrading women, locking them in the cage in the basement, feeding them sparesely so they lean up, and marrying them in my own cult ceremony….is just not my thing… But I still don’t mind her tongue….that I know she’s using to get some attention now that she’s recently divorced and exploring new things… The post Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The biggest news of the day is Kardashian oriented….the first was the worst…that Kim Kardashian is breeding yet again, because that’s what pigs do…they just keep reproducing…even though we all know she’s too self involved to ever really be a parent and we all hope that she was infertile from all the dirty unprotected sex with black men that we assume lead to countless abortions over the years…provided she’s not actually a tranny…because she looks like a tranny…far more like a tranny than her stepfather CAITLYN JENNER …who is the other big story, because he’s got great tits at 60 and looks like Katie Holmes… Which leads us to his daughter, who I assume is handling the transition of her father, who she probably barely knows, thanks to living a self involved life across the board, these vapid LA pieces of shit…who just staff up to deal with their kids…. She’s 17, she’s been rumored to have had surgery already, it’s a family activitiy apparently, and she’s banging a 25 year old rapper who has a kid with some hooker… More importantly….she’s being packaged as the next Kim, like every brand has a replacement to their bread winners…and I guess her bikini pics are her own cry for attention…while everyone else in the fucking family is crying for attention….but I don’t find any of this nearly as erotic and her dad’s tits…and I’m not even into Tranny porn, I’m just glad the Kardashians have some substance…and by substance I mean a chick in the family that looks like a chick…even if it has a cock… Go See CAITLYN JENNER ….it’s more interesting than Kim Kardashian being pregnant with Kanye’s Second Kid that we Can Hppe Ends in Miscarriage… The post Kylie Jenner Bikini Pics of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I’ve done a post on Stephanie Waring before, even though I can’t remember what she does or why she’s famous, although I have a feeling that killer bikini body of hers has something to do with it. But Jude Cisse is new to me. And according to my sources, she’s a former famous soccer WAG. But if she plays her cards right and keeps hitting the pool, Jude could do one better and become the first blogger WAG. Now that’d be a real accomplishment. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
Amber Rose Shows Off Her Body For Instagram Amber Rose loves to flaunt her fatty and toot her own MILF-y horn . Today is no exception. Amb showed off her bangin’ bikini body for the ‘gram on Friday evening, flaunting fresh tanlines up top and a neon yellow bikini on the bottom: Hmm… Machine Gun Kelly is a lucky guy ! Instagram
Because the best way to end another long work week is with a hot model in a bikini, here’s one of my favorite future ex-wives Terra Jo Wallace ‘s latest shoot for Beach Riot. And actually, technically, the best way to end a week would be with a hot model in a bikini in my bed, but I stopped holding my breath on that one a long time ago. So let’s all just lower our expectations a bit and enjoy the sexy bikini pictures, OK? » view all 56 photos
