In the pic, Whitney Bischoff’s posing in a black and neon yellow bikini, kissing a zebra outside in the sunshine. Okay, so it’s not a real zebra, it’s a stuffed one, and before you ask us why Whitney’s kissing a stuffed zebra, remember that hardly anything that goes on in that Bachelor mansion makes any sense. “Just a little #tbt action with my friend Chad,” Whitney captioned the pic. “Crazy things happen at #thebachelor mansion.” Crazy things indeed. Also noteworthy: Whitney looks amazing.
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! We’d love to go a few rounds with topless boxer Edita Vilkeviciute ( egotastic.com ) Suicide Squad star Cara Delevingne, and her ass, for Tom Ford ( drunkenstepfather.com ) SI Swimsuit model Samantha Hoopes wins the red carpet ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Busty Sarah Randall rocks a fishnet top ( boobieblog.com ) Zoe Kravitz topless in one of her dad’s hats ( thenipslip.com ) A cheeky shot of a babe with a beautiful bubble butt ( doubleviking.com ) We wouldn’t mind getting lassoed by this Wonder Woman ( steakwood.com ) “Library Girl” Kendra Sunderland in Penthouse ( fleshbot.com )
Why are the topless protesters working with Femen never sexy as fuck…and always the kind of girl you’d expect to be protesting some shit about her uterus… It’s like why can’t hot model bitches stop sipping their cocktails on the private jet for 5 minutes, draw blood stains on their panties…and fucking crash political events in any random country they are from… I guess because those models already figured out how to use their vaginas for good…not evil… This seems like a Saturday Night Live Skit… The post The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alexis Ren has a great scam going on. She’s dated some video dude who girls find hot…and has packaged herself as a young it couple, since they both have millions of followers on instagram, because when you’re fresh and 18, you don’t bother doing it the old school way, you just build yourself up and the brands come to you…. I mean I have seen these two in local papers, in random places, because I guess that’s what happens when you go viral and live an aspirational, carefree life that doesn’t involve college, but does involve traveling the world doing action sports, looking hot as fuck…. I am not a fan of people who win at life, because they remind me that I didn’t…but I am a fan of hot 18 year olds in bikinis, whether they are self-made famous or not…because seriously…look at these fucking pics… The post Alexis Ren in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alexis Ren has a great scam going on. She’s dated some video dude who girls find hot…and has packaged herself as a young it couple, since they both have millions of followers on instagram, because when you’re fresh and 18, you don’t bother doing it the old school way, you just build yourself up and the brands come to you…. I mean I have seen these two in local papers, in random places, because I guess that’s what happens when you go viral and live an aspirational, carefree life that doesn’t involve college, but does involve traveling the world doing action sports, looking hot as fuck…. I am not a fan of people who win at life, because they remind me that I didn’t…but I am a fan of hot 18 year olds in bikinis, whether they are self-made famous or not…because seriously…look at these fucking pics… The post Alexis Ren in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Apr 30, 2015 at 7:27pm PDT She’s not 18. Which means you see abosolutely nothing here. To see the pics CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Bikini Dance Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have this theory that Victoria’s Secret owns all the Chinese factories, so that all the other brands have to run through them to make their bikinis and underwear, getting a piece of the backend on everything everyone does in the space, because that’s how evil empires work…otherwise I don’t understand why they would allow H&M or any of their models to work with H&M unless their was a need for them to…because I figure if you create some Brazilian like Lima and some Dutch chick like Doutzen, you make fucking sure they don’t work for the competition..unless you are the competition…but no one knows it…. Illuminati… So here’s Natasha Poly, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima and Joan Smalls in a campaign. The post H&M Steals Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t think this Marcela Vivan chick is a known model, but that doesn’t mean she is any less important than the overpaid trash that grace the covers of magazines, runways, or even instagran…promoting their health teas and other shitty products like lame fucking spokespeople..for lame fucking people…who buy into such obvious paid endorsement…thanks to a world of commercialized shit…rather than substance…I mean….can’t product placement be better than some hooker with a fake ass holding a water bottle for a protein company…not that that has anything to do with this angel…not to be confused with a victoria’s secret angel…who probably tried to trademark the word angel…posing for some bikini company, in a shoot that isn’t that bad, according to me…which isn’t saying much, but it is saying something because I fucking hate all these promotional shoots…they all suck…in their obvious attempts to sell product..totally misusing the model…but this time around…it’s pretty fucking ok…and here are the pics…of MARCELA VIVAN The post Marcela Vivan for Some Swimwear Campaign of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have never done a Kristen Wiig post before, in fact I am so out of the loop on pop culture and anything that doens’t involve instagram models…or “it girls” who don’t actually do anything of importance, that I don’t bother with the non so hot girls that don’t do anything of importance…unless you are of the popular belief that being a funny person on TV an shitty movies is of importance…because a good funny movie can inspire a suicidal fuck to stay alive another day…while a bad funny movie people think is a good funny movie can push a motherfucker who realizes how idiotic the fucking world is…to commit suicide… Well, apparently she’s naked in a movie and as it turns out, I fucking love bush and all things with bush, and that in and of itself is the only reason or enough of a reason to talk about this.. It’s like I don’t know you, but I want to braid my face to your pussy you not so hot but hair enough to hide your meaty cunt pile of amazing…but not so amazing, I just think you’re amazing, thanks to bush…cuz I love bush… The post Kristen Wiig Full Frontal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It is safe to say that Tara Reid is one of those famous girls who got fully absorbed by the industry and caught up in the party..only to get shitty fake tits…that everyone laughed at…forcing her into the rich person circuit of never ending party…that left her skinny, scary, possibly pre-menopausal…cuz her starvation threw off her hormones…almost like a homeless person…who chooses booze calories over food…which would imply that she’s probably had a miscarriage…and what better way to celebrate her lack of procreation, because it would ge tin the way of the perpetual spring break party…than to commemorate it on a t-shirt… Unless this isn’t a purple miscarriage at all..I didn’t really look close enough…because like all art..and ink blot tests…it is whatever I want to interpret it as…right… The post Tara Reid’s Squattng Purple Miscarriage T-Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
