Kylie Jenner is up on some Amber Rose kick, which I guess is up on some Kim Kardashian kick, you know being the hip hop groupie who looks like this obscure waist to hip ratio, even cartoony waist to hip ratio, that she takes selfies of and exploits on the internet, because at 17, she’s been around this world forever, and knows how it works, and really where’s the harm in posting bikini pics, especially when you’ve got a body like this…a body that in time will turn into some dumpy pile of shit, because there are just too many moving parts with her young, fast, daughter of an Athlete turned Woman, parts… But the good news, as her sister before taught her, there’s always angles and surgeries to make you look like plastic Miami trash back-up dancers for music videos…stars of sex tapes getting railed by huge black cock… I’m into it…and so are you.. The post Kylie Jenner Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s been nearly three months since Teresa Giudice reported to prison , and insiders she’s finally beginning to settle into the routine of life in the big house. Unfortunately for Teresa, the world outside of Danbury Correctional Institution keeps right on turning, which means new Joe Giudice cheating rumors will continue to surface daily, all while her family remains desperate for a source of steady income. “The family is broke and has absolutely no money coming in,” a source tells Radar Online. “There is nothing in a savings or checking account. Joe still hasn’t gotten a job and isn’t even looking.” In fairness, Joe will begin serving his own sentence immediately after Teresa is released from prison, and there probably aren’t too many companies looking to hire future convicts. Of course, that excuse isn’t putting any food on the table, and sources say Teresa spends much of her time behind bars dreaming up ways to provide for her four daughters while she’s locked up. “Teresa thinks she can land an advance from a publishing company,” the insider says. “She has been keeping a meticulous journal about her experiences in prison.” Teresa’s prison memoirs will no doubt be in high demand once she’s released, but publishers are understandably hesitant to make a deal while the Jersey Housewife is still locked up, particularly as it may be illegal for them to do so. So for now, the Giudices hard times will continue, and the family is reportedly “being financially supported by Teresa’s parents and Joe’s mom.” To add insult to injury, sources at Bravo say that Teresa’s sister-in-law and rival, Melissa Gorga, just received a whopping raise and she’s now officially unseated Teresa as the highest-paid of the Jersey Housewives . That’s gotta sting. Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online for a reminder of just how far the Giudices have fallen. 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend View Photo Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1. 2. The F–k Off Me! View Photo Do not put your hands on Teresa Giudice. Step the f–k off. 3. MOTHERF–KER!!! View Photo Teresa Giudice has to be held back in this classic Real Housewives of New Jersey Gif-able moment. 4. Bust You in the Eye With My 9mm View Photo Teresa Giudice and her associates do not mess around. Take heed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wahhh, You Threw a Table at Me View Photo Yes, Teresa Giudice threw a table at you, Danielle Staub. Why don’t you go cry about it. 6. Prostitution Whore View Photo Danielle, you had it coming, you dirty prostitution whore hooker harlot sex worker preson. 7. You F–king Stupid … View Photo Teresa Giudice certainly knows how to be blunt when a situation calls for it. 8. A Real Eye-Roller View Photo Teresa and Dina Manzo on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. They’re not impressed by something that appears to be a real eye-roller. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Are We Done? View Photo Teresa Giudice would like to know if you’re done talking. If not, hurry up and get done. 10. The Great Outdoors View Photo That’s about all she’ll be able to do in prison is lie around, so at least her hobbies fit in at Camp Cupcake. 11. Is ‘Bitch’ Better? View Photo Would you prefer that or stronger language? Teresa wants to know. The End. Up Next: ” 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
A handful of radio stations around the country have yanked the Little Big Town single “Girl Crush” because listeners have complained about its content. The track tells the tale of a woman who is jealous of her ex-boyfriend’s new paramour. Little Big Town – “Girl Crush” According to Alana Lynn, radio host at the Boise station 104.3 FM, she received a number of calls and emails accusing her of “promoting the gay agenda” after playing the song, whose lyrics include the following: I want to taste her lips cause they taste like you/I want to drown myself in a bottle of her perfume/I want her long blond hair, I want her magic touch/Yeah cause maybe then, you’d want me just as much. Lynn said listeners have threatened to boycott the station and, as a result, she had to yank the song from her morning lineup. The Washington Post, meanwhile, reports that numerous radio stations across America have pulled the song for similar reasons. One Texas program director, for example, received the following complaint: “You are just promoting the gay agenda on your station, and I am changing the channel and never listening to you ever again!” Take a listen yourself to “Girl Crush” and decide: Does it promote a gay agenda? What the heck does that even mean?!? Celebrities Who Are Anti-Gay and Proud 1. Kirk Cameron View Photo Few celebrities are as vocally opposed to same sex marriage as former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron. 2. Phil Robertson View Photo Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson ignited a national controversy with his comments to GQ about gays and gay sex. 3. Isaiah Washington View Photo Isaiah Washington got the boot from Grey’s Anatomy, and pretty much derailed his own career, by referring to then co-star T.R. Knight by a gay slur … then doing it again whilst insisting he didn’t do it. 4. Chris Brown View Photo Chris Brown has dropped more gay slurs over the course of his many scandals than we can even remember. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Alec Baldwin View Photo The actor got into hot water with homophobic tweets towards writer George Stark, then in a separate incident, called a photographer a “c–ks–king f–got” which he somehow said was not a gay slur. 6. Paris Hilton View Photo In the fall of 2012, Hilton said: “”Gay guys are the horniest people in the world… they’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS.” Not much we can add to that. 7. Pat Robertson View Photo In August 2013, Pat Robertson said on The 700 Club that gay peiple purposely spread AIDS. Really, he said this! 8. Donald Trump View Photo Trump actually criticized gay marriage by comparing it to a golf game in 2012. It’s as strange as it sounds. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Mel Gibson View Photo In 1991, Gibson told Spanish newspaper El Pais: “With this look, who’s going to think I’m gay? I don’t lend myself to that type of confusion. Do I look like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?†Was this a long time ago? Yes. But has Gibson’s recent behavior made you think he’s grown more tolerant? 10. Tracy Morgan View Photo Tracy Morgan launched into an anti-gay bit during a stand-up routine. He balked at apologizing but later did so in a statement. 11. Lil Scrappy View Photo When Frank Ocean came out, Lil Scrappy made a plea to “real women†who want to deal with “real men†so they could “keep the AIDS situation down.” 12. Chick-fil-A View Photo Chick-fil-A became a cause celebre for same-sex marriage opponents after its management voiced opposition to gay unions and faced strong backlash. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” Celebrities Who Are Anti-Gay and Proud .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Lady Gaga turns 29 years old today, although the beloved singer received the best gift anyone could ask for a few weeks ahead of time: A giant diamond ring! She’s engaged to Taylor Kinney !!! 25 WTF? Lady Gaga Photos 1. That’s Lady Gaga For You View Photo Seriously. That’s Lady Gaga summed up in one photo basically. 2. Lady Gaga: Tattoo, No Top! View Photo Lady Gaga gets a huge tattoo, and no pants or top are being worn in the process of her getting it. Pretty great. 3. Lady Gaga the Muppet View Photo You never know what Lady Gaga is going to bust out with next. This latest outfit makes that abundantly clear. 4. Lady Gaga Makeup Free View Photo Look at Lady Gaga with no makeup. It’s almost hard to believe that’s her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Lady Gaga Dope Cover View Photo Lady Gaga has released the cover for her new single “Dope.” It’s pretty … yeah. 6. Lady Gaga Meat Dress View Photo Lady Gaga’s meat dress is something else. She is not a piece of meat, though, so don’t even think about describing her as such. 7. Topless Pizza Selfie Pizza and Lady Gaga with no top on? Sounds like a fun night in. 8. Lady Gaga: Eyebrow Bleach Photo View Photo Lady Gaga appears to have no eyebrows in this tweet. Think she’s getting desperate for attention? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Lady Gaga Meat Bikini View Photo Lady Gaga can pull off a meat bikini like the best of them. Or like only Lady Gaga could. 10. Lady Gaga Writhes View Photo Lady Gaga writhes around seductively. Nice. 11. Lady Gaga on TV View Photo Lady Gaga performs here for a holiday special. Seems about right, doesn’t it? 12. Lady Gaga on a Horse View Photo Lady Gaga arrived at the American Music Awards on a horse. Really, what else is there to say? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pantsless Lady Gaga View Photo Pants are really overrated. We’re glad Lady Gaga has come to this conclusion. 14. Lady Gaga Selfie View Photo A cute, old school Lady Gaga selfie. She doesn’t look like this anymore, some say. Did she get a nose job? 15. Lady Gaga Nose Ring View Photo Lady Gaga rocking a nose ring in July 2013. Sure is a new look for the singer. 16. Lady Gaga, Burka View Photo Lady Gaga rocking a burka, several dead raccoons (or so it appears) and a handbag that reads C–T. Lovely. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Lady Gaga, Miller Lite View Photo Lady Gaga drinks Miller Lite. And we love her for that. 18. Lady Gaga as Amy Winehouse View Photo Lady Gaga as Amy Winehouse in an unusual bedtime selfie. 19. Lady Gaga in the Hospital View Photo Lady Gaga has been hospitalized for altitude sickness. Great lashes though! 20. Lady Gaga: Curvy and Proud View Photo Lady Gaga is curvy and proud in a new photo she posted on Instagram. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Lady Gaga Sneers View Photo Gaga looking all tough. Or at least she’s trying to, anyway. 22. Lady Gaga No Makeup Instagram Selfie View Photo Gaga with no makeup. It’s a shock to see her looking so natural. 23. Lady Gaga: Body Revolution View Photo Lady Gaga is continuing her Body Revolution. One Instagram photo at a time. 24. Lady Gaga in Sin City 2 View Photo Lady Gaga in Sin City 2. She has a small role in the movie, and looks amazing. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Asia and Gaga View Photo Lady Gaga isn’t the only rock star in her family. She strikes a magazine pose here with little Asia. The End. Up Next: ” 25 WTF? Lady Gaga Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… The artist has not come out with any new music in awhile, yet has still managed to remain very much in the news. For the aforementioned engagement, of course. But also for positively nailing a tribute to The Sound of Music at the 2015 Academy Awards. Gaga then took the Internet and the television world by shocked storm when she announced she’d be headlining American Horror Story: Hotel , marking her first starring role on the small screen. In many ways, it appears as if Lady Gaga is making a transition; from the wild and weird star who burst on to the screen (see gallery of photos above) many years ago to a more mainstream singer and actress. She’s already established herself as a major name. She no longer needs to be super creepy and eccentric in order to stand out. Now she can let folks focus on her talent. But stand out in some way Lady Gaga always will, and for that, we honor the A-Lister. Please join us in wishing Lady Gaga a very happy birthday and also in being so very jealous of her: that Taylor Kinney is quite the catch! 21 Left Handed Celebrities 1. Lady Gaga View Photo Lady Gaga might be pointing to her engagement ring from Taylor Kinney here, but she could just as well be showing off the fact that she’s left-handed. 2. Barack Obama View Photo The POTUS, Barack Obama, is but one of many Presidents who are (or were) left-handed. 3. Justin Bieber View Photo Justin Bieber is left-handed. It’s apparently his preferred hand for stogie smoking. 4. Angelina Jolie View Photo One half of famous couple Brangelina, Angelina Jolie is a leftie. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Prince William View Photo Prince William is left-handed like his dad. Since this seems to be genetic, maybe the Royal Baby will follow in their footsteps. 6. Sarah Jessica Parker View Photo Sarah Jessica Parker is a southpaw! That means her alter ego Carrie Bradshaw was too! 7. Julia Roberts View Photo Julia Roberts’ dominant hand is the left one. She probably would’ve grabbed the Oscar with it if she’d won. 8. Bill Clinton View Photo Bill Clinton, grandfather-to-be, is a leftie like so many other Presidents have been Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen View Photo While it’s typical for only ONE twin in a pair to be left-handed, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are BOTH lefties. 10. Tom Cruise View Photo Tom Cruise is a leftie. He’s also dating Laura Prepon. Those two things probably aren’t related at all. 11. Oprah Winfrey View Photo If being left handed in any way helped Oprah Winfrey become so successful, then we want to be left handed too. 12. Phil Mickelson View Photo Apparently, being left handed gives people a predisposition to being good at golf. That’s the case for Phil Mickelson. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Demi Moore View Photo Demi Moore had three babies with ex-husband Bruce Willis. Both of them are left-handed, so there’s a good chance their girls are, too. 14. Bill Gates View Photo Billionaire computer genius Bill Gates is a leftie. Turns out being right-brained is really great for guys like him. 15. Matt Lauer View Photo Matt Lauer keeps his mic-hand strong…errr…his left hand. Because he’s left-handed. 16. Jon Stewart View Photo Jon Stewart emphatically uses his left hand to wave around his pen during tapings of The Daily Show. It’s become a thing of his. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Celine Dion View Photo Celine Dion is a Canadian leftie. Not that there’s any correlation. She’s Canadian AND a leftie. 18. Nicole Kidman View Photo Australian stunner and wife to Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman is a southpaw from Down Under. 19. Seth Rogan View Photo Seth Rogan is a southie! Wonder if that’s the hand he uses to toke or if he keeps that one free for mocking KimYe? 20. Bruce Willis View Photo Bruce Willis, currently married to Emma Heming, does not have an expendable left hand. (I mean, who does, really, but still.) Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Morgan Freeman View Photo Morgan Freeman is a leftie. You’re reading this caption in Morgan Freeman’s voice right now. The End. 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Nicola Peltz is a billionaire rich kid from New York. Her dad probably paid for her career and no one likes people who get handouts, I mean except everyone who follows the Kardashian. The only thing of Value she’s done is prove that Megan Fox is replaceable, something we already knew before her, but she just reminded us of….she alos reminded us that Michael Bay loves tall blonde chicks and I guess most importantly, that if no one pays attention to you, and that quest for fame is seeing roadblocks since no one gives a fuck about you, you can alway take that thirst to instagram to create your own brand, with your own pervert followers, who only know you exist because of Transformers and who are already weird to begin with because of transformers… The post Nicola Peltz Rich Kid Fame Whoring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We’ve got this thing happening over on instagram called #stepGIRLS, that involve girls of all races, sizes, levels of tattoos, clothed…posing for various photographers…creating what we like to tell the girls is art to lure them in…because girls fucking love art… And today, we did it with a girl named @vanessadaly_ and the pictures were shot by @anothersidewalk_tv and the pictures were to make our friends over at @creepstreet that we got their panties up so close to heaven…that we’ve officially won this round… The post #stepGIRLS VS Creepstreet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My favorite thing about Anna Spechart, because it is the only thing I know about Anna Spechart, is the name Anna Spechart, because when you say it fast, it sounds like an old Jewish grandmother choking on her chopped liver sandwich, which is what I assume Jewish Grandmother’s eat, because that’s what their Grandmother vaginas smell like… You see, I used to live next to a Jewish deli, and I figured that’s what Jewish Grandmother and everytime I would see the chopped liver in a pile, the smell would hit me and I’d say “if I had to describe what I think Jewish Grandmother pussy smells like, that is definitely what Jewish Grandmother pussy smells like”…but I haven’t had the chance to experience it, because Jewish Grandmother’s don’t really put out… All this to say, Anna Spechart, is in a lingerie campaign, that may make you Spechart if you’re a 65 year old who still has a sex drive, that isn’t desensitized by internet porn.. Because I know the 16 year old boys who in my era were the demographic to jerk off to bikini catalog pics are saying to themselves “where’s the butt plug insertion?”…. Here are those pics anyway… The post Anna Spechart for Barney’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t realize it had already been a year (time flies when you spend 8+ hours a day looking at bikini pictures), but apparently it’s time for another season of my favorite show: American Idol Jennifer Lopez ‘s Booty Heading into an American Idol Taping. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m a die-hard fan. I never miss a week. And I know it’s early, but if you ask me, this season is looking even better than last year’s ! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
