Since you know how much I like finding new hotties to fall in love with over the Internet, here’s my latest discovery: Gizele Oliveira . According to my research, Gizele’s from Brazil, like practically 90% of the hotties I post on this site. But apparently she also calls herself a blogger, which instantly makes her the hottest blogger in the world (present company excluded, of course). See? I always knew we were meant for each other. And by always, I mean ever since I first saw her 10 minutes ago. I’d better go upstairs and tell my mom the good news. » view all 24 photos Continue reading →
I know I said earlier I would ban Gigi Hadid from the site for dating that douche Cody Simpson, but that was before I saw these candids of her in a bikini at the beach. I’m not a huge fan of this style because it leaves the worst tan lines, but Gigi is a hot enough to pull it off. On another note, who dates anyone with the name Cody? » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Jessica Simpson’s husband is just so hard to resist, she makes no apologies for the pair of “Fifty Shades of Johnson” photos she posted on Valentine’s Day. Asked about the sexy pics on the Today show Friday, she just responded, “Those kinda happen sometimes. I am not shy to be in love with my husband!” Oh yes. These racy Jessica Simpson pics just happen sometimes. Indeed, after five years together, Simpson can’t say enough good things about former NFL player Eric Johnson, 35, whom she married in July 2014. “Marriage is unbelievable,” Jessica told Today ‘s Savannah Guthrie. “I couldn’t be more in love. And he’s given me two of the best blessings I could imagine. Having a boy and a girl, I’m just blessed. They inspire me.” Mini-me Maxwell, 2, and Ace, 20 months, are a couple of cuties, even if her daughter is a handful who knows how to assert herself. Says the proud mom: “She’s feistier [than me]. I’m much more reserved, and she’s very opinionated, even though she’s 2. I mean, I’m opinionated, but I don’t yell it in your face!” No, but she will reenact Fifty Shades of Grey scenes with her man and post them to Instagram. Wonder what little Maxi will think of those snaps someday. At least they didn’t reenact the tampon scene . Small victories. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Up Next: ” 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Here is Canadian hottie Charlie Riina back in a bikini and if these pictures don’t leave you speechless, I don’t know what will. So make sure to check out each and every photo because she is amazing! » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Jessica Lowndes is a bit of a joker. She’s a Canadian who moved to LA after being on Degrassi alongside Drake….who moved to LA to be on a similar show called 90210 the Desperate Attempt to Bring it Back because the real mind who understood TV at Spelling Productions was Aaron and that motherfucker is dead…and his legacy of shitty primetime soap operas that target different markets was pretty much shit on… That said, unlike Drake, she didn’t get very successful. More importantly, she also turned her back to Canada and full immersed herself in the LA Life, which would explain why she looks like she’s had a lot of work done on her rocking body… But more importantly, it would explain why she’s instagram modeling hard, posting as many bikini pics as possible, because she knows you don’t matter without bikini pics and followers, and bikini pics get followers, and I guess once investing in the tits, it only made sense to keep it up… For a while, I was like “look at this desperate bitch, got on one TV show and keeps hanging on”… But now, I kind of love it…but in my defence, I think instagram models/ hookers are a lot more fun than hollywood models and hookers, because instagram models don’t make money, so they are easy to win over and buy…while real models/hookers are out of even my tiny little budget… All this to say…keep up the good work Canada. The post Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Brazilian babe Hethielly Beck is back and proving that she may have one of the greatest butts around. I just spent the last 10 minutes inspecting it and I can assure you that it’s absolutely perfect. There is not one thing wrong with it other than it does’t have my face planted in between her cheeks. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
Last year, while on set for Bikini shoot, Irish model and comedic actress Rosalind Lipsett came up with Model Bombing and brought it to life… She said “Modelbombing is the act of turning the world into your own fashion photoshoot or runway and anyone can do it.” It is like a photobomb – trolling people…making them question what the hell is going on…but you gotta be I guess you need to be a model to do it, otherwise you just look like an asshole…since models can’t look like assholes…because you’re too busy trying to look at their assholes to care.. All this to say, she’s decided to take her comedy to the next level, by Modelbombing in Venice, only this time she Social Networks in person, and hands out signed 8 x 10s to people who have never heard of her before, but who like her and pretend they have heard of her, because she’s hot as fuck… The post Rosalind Lipsett’s Modelbombing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last year, while on set for Bikini shoot, Irish model and comedic actress Rosalind Lipsett came up with Model Bombing and brought it to life… She said “Modelbombing is the act of turning the world into your own fashion photoshoot or runway and anyone can do it.” It is like a photobomb – trolling people…making them question what the hell is going on…but you gotta be I guess you need to be a model to do it, otherwise you just look like an asshole…since models can’t look like assholes…because you’re too busy trying to look at their assholes to care.. All this to say, she’s decided to take her comedy to the next level, by Modelbombing in Venice, only this time she Social Networks in person, and hands out signed 8 x 10s to people who have never heard of her before, but who like her and pretend they have heard of her, because she’s hot as fuck… The post Rosalind Lipsett’s Modelbombing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The 1999 comedy Office Space remains a cult classic thanks to its endlessly quotable dialogue and, of course, its memorable cast of characters: Milton, the Bobs, Lumbergh…Michael Bolton. Yes, one of the movie’s best running gags is the fact that David Herman’s gangsta-rap-loving character bristles with rage every time someone points out that he shares a name with the “no talent ass clown” Grammy-winner. Ironically, the movie is so beloved by a generation that many of us now think of Herman’s Michael Bolton whenever the name is mentioned. Fortunately, the folks at Funny or Die or here to set the record straight: Michael Bolton in Office Space Bolton has demonstrated his self-deprecating sense of humor before – most notably in the classic Lonely Island Jack Sparrow skit – but it looks like he draws the line at referring to himself as talentless. “Ass clown” is apparently fair game, though. As much as we enjoyed this clip, it was a little bittersweet, as it reminded us how much we’ve been longing for an Office Space sequel. C’mon, Mike Judge – if Zoolander 2 is actually happening, then clearly it’s not too late to re-visit the offices of Initech. Don’t let that unfortunate Dumb & Dumber sequel make you nervous. You’re better than that. Don’t make us resort to hypnosis. 16 TV & Movie Casts Who Have Come Back Together 1. Seventh Heaven Mackenzie Rosman wasn’t available for this Seventh Heaven reunion because she was too busy posing in lingerie and trying to shed her child star image. 2. Laguna Beach The boys of Laguna Beach got together recently at a wedding and recreated an image from their glory days of MTV Reality programming. 3. Married…With Children When Married…With Children matriarch Peg Bundy, aka Katey Sagal, was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, her TV family showed up to support her. No, the OTHER TV family. The ones without motorcycles. 4. Facts of Life My how the ladies of Facts of Life have changed! And where’s Tootie? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants The stars of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants are all grown up! But they’ll be best friends forever, you guys! 6. Napoleon Dynamite The stars of Napoleon Dynamite reunited to commemorate a bronzed statue of John Heder. Yes, the statue wants you to vote for Pedro. 7. Field of Dreams If you build it…they will reunite to promote it. Probably. (Because what else does Kevin Costner have going on these days besides really, really terrible movies?) 8. Little Rascals The Little Rascals got together to recreate the film’s original movie cover. We’re not exactly sure whether or not that’s the same dog. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Friends We’re pretty much always hoping for the day the Friends grace Central Perk together again, but for now, we’ll settle for the women showing up on Jimmy Kimmel. 10. Buffy The only thing that would make this even remotely better is if they’d been attending a showing of Buffy the Musical together. ONCE MORE! WITH FEELING! 11. Buffy. Again. Xander and Anya forever, amiright? (I’m totally right.) 12. One Tree Hill View Photo Sophia Bush, Bethany Joy Lenz and Hilarie Burton are back together! The three One Tree Hill alums pose here for a reunion photo. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Scrubs View Photo It’s a Scrubs reunion for Donald Faison, John C. McGinley and Zach Braff. Good times were had, no doubt. 14. Saved by the Bell Reunion on The Tonight Show View Video This is amazing. Watch Jimmy Fallon reunite the cast of Saved by the Bell by going back to Bayside High School. 15. Tom Hanks and Wilson View Photo It’s Tom Hanks… and Wilson!!!! This is the Castaway reunion we’ve been waiting years and years to see. 16. Gossip Girl Cast Reunion View Photo It’s a Gossip Girl reunion!!! Chace Crawford, Jessica Szohr, Kelly Rutherford and Michelle Trachtenberg all hung out at a post-Academy Awards party in 2015. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 16 TV & Movie Casts Who Have Come Back Together .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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