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Lucy Mecklenburgh Ass of the Day

A few nights ago, I went to a gay bar because my wife wouldn’t give me any drinking money, and I figured if I was going to get free drinks anywhere, it would be there, cuz gays are fucking perverts and horny enough to fuck any straight guy, even homeless looking obese ones, so I figured I’d go strut around like a hot young girl does, only the total fucking opposite, knowing no dicks would be exposed.. Well it turns out, even the most depraved gay was too good for me, and didn’t think I was worth their time or a drink…affecting my self esteem negatively….But for some reason, I got into a conversation about T.O.W.I.E….with a bunch of gays which apparently every gay guy watches, that I’ve never heard of…but that stars this ass…named Lucy Mecklenburgh…and I would have rather got AIDS…you know was statistically all over the bathrooms of that club.. That said, here’s Lucy Mecklenburgh ass. It’s good enough that I’d fuck that even if it had a dick….

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Lucy Mecklenburgh Ass of the Day

Beth Behrs in a Bikini for Twitter of the DAy

Beth Behrs may be on a TV show with some Big Breasted Kat Dennings, who I only know from when she launched her career early on by leaking topless pics – a strategy I encourage all girls to participate in… But now she’s officially the person who has the single worst fucking bikini selfie on instagram…hiding her body….and pissed colored….interesting strategy..she should probably cross reference with her co-star, the nude pic peddler before making her next horrible move…

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Beth Behrs in a Bikini for Twitter of the DAy

Camille Rowe in Shitty Lingerie Pics of the Day

Camille Rowe is an amazing model from France who is being totally under utilized for her capabilities…. Sure she’s making money, whether with NEXT or Victoria’s Secret, or whatever the fuck she’s working it for in these boring fucking catalog pics…but she is from France and in France being topless is like being clothed, and being topless is more fun than being clothed, so every one of these boring fucking pics of a half named babe, reminds me of a fail….if you ever give a girl 10,000 – 100,000 dollars to work as your spokes model…follow Terry’s Lead and MAKE HER SHOW HER TIT

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Camille Rowe in Shitty Lingerie Pics of the Day

Genevieve Morton’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Genevieve Morton…and she’s the fucking worst….but she’s got big tits…if you like that kind of thing…I’m more into spread ass pics…which she hasn’t sent me…despite my constant requests on social media…because I guess she doesn’t see those request as romance, even though it is, at least in this modern, porno filled world. All this to say. I want her to have my babies…and not just to watch her breast feed…but to have her breast feed me…

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Genevieve Morton’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Models Lingerei of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is probably a horrible person, that’s usually what happens when you are overpaid and the industry celebrates you far too fucking much for many years…..coupled with getting booked in movies where you made one of the hottest starlets of the time, Megan Fox, irrelevant, because acting is a joke….but she’s got some real redeeming factors. For bald men, it is that she’ll date you if you’re a millionaire action star in great shape. For every other man, it’s that she gets naked for her work…just not in these pics of her own signature lingerie line, but if you’re bored, you can just cross reference it with all her other nudity… I’d look for you – but I’m too lazy – you can just SEE EVERYTHING I EVER POSTED ON HER …there’s titties all over that shit…coupled with saying she likes bald guys if they are rich, that she made Megan Fox irrelevant and that she models nude which is great…..I repeat myself…I just did twice in this very post….that’s talent…a horribly, talent not worth rewarding.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Models Lingerei of the Day

Famous Enough People in Bikinis on Vacation of the Day

Lana Del Rey Who Shouldn’t Be in a Bikini, is only Half in a Bikini LEA MICHELE MOURNING HER FIANCE’s DEATH WITH HER BOXY APE BODY

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Famous Enough People in Bikinis on Vacation of the Day

Jayde Nicole Does Canada Real Good!

It’s been a mighty long time since we’ve gotten any new pictures from former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole . And after coming across these latest bikini shots of the Canadian hottie, I tried figuring out what Jayde’s up to these days. But instead I just got lost creeping “researching” her Instagram . And I highly recommend it for anyone else interested in making up for lost time with Jayde. Continue reading →

Sveva Alviti Bikini Pictures Will Blow Your Mind

Now that the holidays are over, it’s time for everyone to get back to work. Which for a hottie like Italian actress/model/professional sunbather Sveva Alviti here means hitting the beach in a bikini, so that all you degenerates can blow off whatever you’re supposed to be doing right now to drool over her perfect booty. So enjoy, but just make sure to take frequent breaks to walk around. After a couple days off, you’re going to want to ease back into the daily grind. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kaley Cuoco Slams Nose Job Rumors: Why You Gotta Hate, Hate, Hate?

Kaley Cuoco would like to make something perfectly clear: SHE DID NOT GET A NOSE JOB, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! The gorgeous Big Bang Theory Season 8 star entered the hospital this week for sinus surgery on Friday… and immediately faced rumors of plastic surgery after posing some photos online. She then took to Instagram today, channeled Taylor Swift and vehemently denied this chatter. “For those haters out there who are gonna hate hate hate no matter what, let me inform you that I have not been able to breath through my nose like a normal human being in years,” the actress wrote. “This surgery is changing my life. With that being said, if I DID get a nose job, (which I didn’t) I would be shouting that from the rooftops as well.” With husband Ryan Sweeting by her side, Cuoco has been documenting her recovery with a slew of Instagram images, including a photo montage of her cuddling her dogs. “I have been putting sinus surgery off for year, and I finally did- and for this who think I got a nose nob [sic] thinks again!” she wrote along with one picture, adding: “(Wish) thAnk you to my amazing husband and sweet dogs for watching over me.” We believe you, Kaley! We also find you VERY attractive! 33 Hottest Pics of Kaley Cuoco 1. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Photo The world’s hottest Kaley Cuoco bikini photo. Which is saying a lot.

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Kaley Cuoco Slams Nose Job Rumors: Why You Gotta Hate, Hate, Hate?

Kendall Jenner Baby Cameltoe of the Day

New trend…pose your cameltoe next to a baby…not that this is an actual cameltoe, but with a little pulling on the front of her pajama pants, totally could be, because she’s a Kardashian or whatever the fuck the Kris Jenner’s maiden name is, and genetically, built so that their vaginas eat anything their vaginas face that offer any level of opportunity or money….be it black cock, rich cock, athlete cock…or in this case Pajama pants… Nothing this 19 year old “it” girl, thanks to the world being a horribly place, and the media sucking, is wholesome “look at me on christmas fodder”…it is all designed to monetize…making her the fucking worst…and giving us all hope for a family trip that ends in Natural Disaster, or Air Asia level missing plane, because it’s always the people who need to die, who don’t die.

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Kendall Jenner Baby Cameltoe of the Day