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More Katie Cassidy Bikini Pictures

I knew it was a long shot, but I’ve been a good little blogger this year, so I was still holding out hope that I’d wake up yesterday morning and get to unwrap Katie Cassidy for Christmas. But no such luck. Still, it’s not all bad news, because what I did get was another set of bikini pictures of Katie at the beach. And because I’m such a nice guy, I’m even sharing them with you. Enjoy! Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Rihanna’s Christmas Bikini Tits of the Day

It’s Christmas…and Rihanna is in Barbados, sitting in her 20 million dollar house, amongst a bunch of white British rich people, who are now humored by her, but 10 years ago, when she was pre-famous, they were probably scared of her when she was a chamber maid at their hotels and vacation homes, and/or teen hooker at the Karaoke bars along the side of the roads…before selling her soul to god knows who…to take her whoring to the mainstream….turning shanties into mansions….Christmas Miracles happen, and these red bikini may not be one, but it’s still worth looking at..

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Denise Welch is Too Old for a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if knowing who Denise Welch really matters, but it is Christmas so I figure I’ll do the really extensive research, because this is journalism motherfuckers…and it turns ou tshe’s from the UK, is on a show called Cornation Street, that is on in Canada, and is the worst, blue collar shit ever…but people seem to watch it, because I guess the world is full of blue collar trash….and most importantly, she’s 56 and has probably given up on caring what people think…even though she probably should care what people think…and factor in being a grey skinned, square bodied monster, who if she was an actor in LA, she would probably still be fit, tanned, and hot…I mean isn’t Pam Anderson 56 by now? I guess people age worst in places with no sun…. Now do what you want with this…because we all know we’d all still fuck it like the farm animal it may be. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kimberly Garner Christmas Whore of the Day

Kimberly Garner is some UK reality show bottom feeder, hence the Christmas themed half naked pictures she’s posting on the internet. I don’t even know what show she’s on, because I don’t care, I just know I’ve seen her in the paparazzi and she’s hot as fuck, and I also know that she used to follow me on Twitter and/or instagram, becaue I am relevant to the most desperate bottom feeders, but she doesn’t follow me anymore, which I guess means we broke up, but the nice thing about break ups is that I can still jerk off to her pics…if they were more of a sex tape than a shitty bikini selfie…

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Cara Delevingne Changing for Nowness Magazine of the Day

Cara Delevingne is a heroin addict, rich brat, socialite who has tricked her way into being a relevant model by hanging out with the right people, and I guess not being fat..and co-signed by leaders of fashion industry…and as vile and disgusting as her bi-sexual attention seeking ass is..she takes a good pic, or in this case, video of her changing. I find it hot, and hate myself for that. This has nothing to do with Christmas, but if there is a Santa, maybe he’ll giver her a drug overdose for Christmas, but maybe she’ll just get another year of winning by being relevant…when she has no real business being who she is, but then again who really does…

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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini on the Beach for Arab Christmas of the Day

I don’t know if Gigi Hadid celebrates Christmas, seeing as she’s got some Arab real estate developer father in his 90s…who may have been born before Christmas was even invented, but I do know that her career has been an overrated Christmas miracle that I would argue she doesn’t really deserve because she’s not all that hot, but that I guess she does deserve because she knows the right people…like the guy who owns Guess, who made her a Guess girl and who pushed her to other things like Sports Illustrated using his clout…making her an IT girl rich girl…not necessarily because that’s what she wanted, even though all girls want to be celebrated for their look, but because her parents are egos and it fuels their vapid LA needs. Either way – people lik eher…

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Turn Down For What Fail: Every Viral Video Needs This Remix

The amazing video below went viral on its own, but when remixed to the melodious sounds of Lil Jon and DJ Snake’s hit single/meme “Turn Down For What”?! Exactly. Turn Down For What just makes everything better. Turn Down For What Fail Some videos need a soundtrack. Pretty much all do, really. Watching that dude looking all hard only to go down hard? Priceless even with no sound. Ditto the bikini-clad girl in the middle blissfully enjoying this pleasure cruise in a state of utter cluelessness before getting thrown. Only the girl on the right seems to see the tidal wave coming, but even she is no match for the sheer force of the water … and/or the captain’s ineptitude. Fortunately, all are okay, so we can enjoy watching this on endless loop, and even more fortunately, someone thought it would be a great mix for the song. They thought right. TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?! 9 Ultimate Job Fails 1. Shcool is Cool? Someone needs to school this public works employee. School him or her. Do not SHCOOL him or her.

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Selena Gomez Illegal Christmas Pic of the Day

If a gym teacher, school bus driver, little league coach, camp councillor, child therapist, or really any man was to post this same picture…they would get arrested…especailly if it was a Mall Santa…. When Selena Gomez does it, it’s ok, even though she has a history of sex offence, back when she was boning a 16 year old Beiber when she was over 18…. Maybe, it’s best to keep babies off the internet as a general rule….

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Selena Gomez Illegal Christmas Pic of the Day

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Billionaire Heiress Too Old for a Bikini of the Day

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is the heiress to a billion dollar real estate empire…which is probably why she was able to get into acting, you know because she didn’t have to pay much rent while whoring out to all the right people in 1980s coke parties…which happens to be the last time she probably should have had a bikini on…because whatever is going on here, no matter how rich, or how much she goes to the gym, or how much she doesn’t care and thinks she’s still got it in an embrace who are and what you look like moment of inspiration..she should probably not be in a bikini…maybe like pant suit, or snow suit is better suited….but at the same time, I love looking at half naked girls always…so this works for me, even though it’s not working for her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sexy Holiday Photoshoot Of Sorts

I found these pictures and I’m not sure what it’s for. The caption said “Pats Legacy Xmas Photoshoot”. I’m too lazy to look it up, but here are some chick in bikinis and it’s Christmas -themed, so it’s worth a post. » view all 18 photos             Photos: WENN.com

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