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Miranda Lamber’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

I wonder why J.Lo didn’t ask Miranda Lamber to sing the country RIFF of their booty song…I mean it’s about fat asses right? Or is J.Lo a fat ass shamer who only likes fat asses that are round and look like they have implants, but not fat white girl ass, that look like they are in a diaper and just shat themselves…funny, considering her song about fat asses is empowering girls with fat asses to sing along and own their ass, while J.Lo at her core doesn’t mean their fat asses, she means hot fat asses… All this to say, it looks like Country Strong is starting to look like a Country Diner Walmart worker, maybe she’s been emotionally eating her way through her rumored divorce….or maybe she’s pregnant…but the one thing I do know is that her bikini bottoms are at least one size too small… All this to say, J.Lo is a elitast cunt. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miranda Lamber’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Anais Mali Tits for French Revue des Modes of the Day

There is always something lovely about a girl named ANUS…especially when she’s brown…but more importantly, when she’s showing her model tits for some French fashion magazine, because French fashion magazines are softcore pornography. I mean she’s wearing a chain for a shirt like some kind of bondage dominatrix I just hired on craigslist to fuck me up the ass then piss on my face…you know how those Craigslist dominatrix things go… She’s skinny, she’s tall, she’s from France…and in France, being topless is the same as wearing a shirt, but to me, it’s still erotic, like a muslim man seeing a heathen’s ankle for the first time on public transit, I am all about this…only I’m not about to fuck a goat to sort this out…but I may pay a girl who looks like one to give me a lap dance dude to budget constraints!

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Anais Mali Tits for French Revue des Modes of the Day

Charlotte McKinney for Galore of the Day

Here is a shoot by my friends over at GALORE …which is probably one of the more relevant fashion magazines for perverts everywhere because they have taken on the Playboy model of being cool enough that people want to work with them, while taking pics of girls I want to see naked, in situations that are kind of fetishy, kind of playful, and always a good fucking time…It’s like what Playboy would have done if it wasn’t run by a 300 hundred year old robot and his trashy hookers he marries to nurse him…you know the future of what we want to see…. The model is Florida’s own Charlotte McKinney, who has been a Guess girl like she was Anna Nicole Smith, and who in the wake of this Florida woman with 3 tit scandal, proves that if done right, two tits is more than enough tit ..and maybe that’s why she’s dressed like a wet nurse…you know the mom with enough tit for us all need to suckle on to get through the day… Amazing.

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Charlotte McKinney for Galore of the Day

Katherine Heigl Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know which one of these girls is Katherine Heigl…but I am going to assume it isn’t the one with the cum on her, because Katherine Heigl is more about keeping the cum inside her uterus…and I am going to assume it is not the one with the Shar Pei face…all wrinkly skinned like an oversized sweater on her cheekbones…because there’s no way Katherine Heigl would post that of herself, she’s more into pushing the “sex appeal” thing that I don’t think she has, but you probably do, because along with her thick thighs, comes tits…big tits…that get her work… I’m not a fan, if anything I hate all she represents, but she is posting self shot bikini pics of her and her girlfriends, one of which is covered in cum…oh Divorcees pushing 40 – they so crazy…

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Andrea Yurko for TREATS! of the DAy

TREATS! Magazine is another one of these amazing magazine that partners up with various photographers and gives them a venue to showcase their work – with one very very important key element – the models they use are babes…and the models they use get naked. It’s this mind fuck of photographers want the exposure and work for cheap, models want to be Treats girls, because it worked for Emrata, and the whole this is a win for everyone involved, even us, because some hot Voyeuristic pics of babes like Andrea Yurko happen…for you to masturbate too…all while pretending to be into art… She is Amazing…I want to sing her vagina love songs…

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Andrea Yurko for TREATS! of the DAy

Anais Zanotti Eating Ice Cream for The Headhuntr of the Day

Her name is Anais Zanotti and she is eating Ice Cream for my friend TheHeadHuntr … You may know Anais Zanotti as being one of these no name, do nothings, instagram celebrities who isn’t even a celebrity, but rather someone in Miami who is friends with the paparazzi and who gets into the media because the media likes bikini pics…because that’s how I know her. Apparently, there’s more to her than that, you know that whole fame whoring and trying to get people to talk about her has a greater purpose…I am just not sure what that purpose is…I am just too absorbed in the fact that her name reads as “ANUS” and the last time I made and “Anus” eat ice cream – I had to buy new bedsheets… Not to mention, she’s the second girl named Anus I’m posting today, making me think that in France, Anus is a popular name. I guess they are so modern when it comes to sex and like a homo, anus is less of a shitting organ and more of a sex organ…you just have to clean it out proper… None of this has to do with Anais Zanotti or TheHeadHuntr …or their pictures…at least not that I know of…no one sent me the behind the scenes video.

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Anais Zanotti Eating Ice Cream for The Headhuntr of the Day

Chelsea Heath Is The Total Package

Since you guys seemed to dig those pictures of Chelsea Heath so much the last time, here’s another awesome beach shoot from the aspiring actress/up-and-coming bikini hottie. Now, last time I was pretty sure that Chelsea’s booty was her best angle, but after close, careful inspection of these pictures, I’m starting to think that may have been a little premature. Because turns out, she looks just as smoking hot from the side and the front too. Yow. Photos: Fameflynet

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Chelsea Heath Is The Total Package

Jasmine Tridevil Bikini Pictures

Meet Jasmine Tridevil in bikini, who is a 21-year-old Florida massage therapist, reportedly spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to add a third breast. Being born with three nipples is a natural phenomenon that sometimes happens (One Direction hottie Harry Styles famously flaunts his multiple areola) but Jasmine Tridevil — a pseudonym — might just be the first woman with three actual breasts. The woman, who is from Tampa, Fla., allegedly had the breast surgically implanted a few months ago to thro

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Jasmine Tridevil Bikini Pictures

Meet Jasmine Tridevil in bikini, who is a 21-year-old Florida massage therapist, reportedly spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to add a third breast. Being born with three nipples is a natural phenomenon that sometimes happens (One Direction hottie Harry Styles famously flaunts his multiple areola) but Jasmine Tridevil — a pseudonym — might just be the first woman with three actual breasts. The woman, who is from Tampa, Fla., allegedly had the breast surgically implanted a few months ago to thro

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Pippa Middleton’s Bikini Ass of the Day

Pippa Middleton disappoints me. I had such high hope for her to lose her shit after her sister became the future queen, without realizing that her sister being the future queen probably allows her to get on payroll and be part of the fun, without any of the real work…while I just thought it meant that she’d have middle-child syndrome, of feeling like nothing she does in life will be good enough, because her wife gold dug her way to the top like a fucking master…you know stuck in her one bedroom apartment, filling the void with drugs and cock, but the truth is – she probably gets to be just as fancy and live just as luxurious a life and her whoring and drugs can be done in the privacy of villas in beautiful locations….so there’s no need to go out there and humiliate the family to get a little attention of her own…except maybe in bikini pics…and the whole thing could have been way more fun, controversial and exciting…now all I see is disappointment, when the disappointment I wanted from Pippa was from the Royal Family and her parents…oh well… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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