Here’s one of my newest busty British crushes Amy Willerton proving what I always say: that sometimes a tight t-shirt can be every bit as hot as a bikini. Because after checking out these pictures of Amy at some dumb DVD promo event, that t-shirt of hers isn’t the only thing that’s getting tight. I’m talking about my sweatpants, just to be clear. Anyway, if you need something to help get rid of that mental image, I suggest some of Amy’s bikini pictures . Hmm, on second thought, yeah, maybe those are a little better than the t-shirt. But not by much though. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here is fat Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton – who no one really gets why she’s a Sports Illustrated model based on her lack of fitness…but who we assume was fucking an athlete early on in her career that allowed for his team to pitch her to Sports Illustrated, only to be used yearly ever since, because Sports Illustrated is loyal to their tricks, and because they felt sorry she never got any actual work. At least that’s what I assume. I always saw her as the Kate Upton who never was, mainly because she’s an immigrant. I always wanted to see her and kate Upton have an food eating contest, because I am weird. I don’t care about her moving to LA to get famous…but I’ll post her lesson in angles…it’s like look at these big tits…they distract from everything else…. Keep on tryin’ trick.
Here is fat Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton – who no one really gets why she’s a Sports Illustrated model based on her lack of fitness…but who we assume was fucking an athlete early on in her career that allowed for his team to pitch her to Sports Illustrated, only to be used yearly ever since, because Sports Illustrated is loyal to their tricks, and because they felt sorry she never got any actual work. At least that’s what I assume. I always saw her as the Kate Upton who never was, mainly because she’s an immigrant. I always wanted to see her and kate Upton have an food eating contest, because I am weird. I don’t care about her moving to LA to get famous…but I’ll post her lesson in angles…it’s like look at these big tits…they distract from everything else…. Keep on tryin’ trick.
Since I know it’s part of my job to bring you guys the latest no-name hotties and not just keep them all to myself, I want to introduce you all to Sveva Alviti . You know, once you’re done drooling over that perfect bikini booty of hers and remember how to read. I’ll give you a minute. Anyway, according to my research, Sveva’s an Italian model/actress, and you’re right, that’s probably enough learning for today. OK, you can go back to drooling again. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Since I know it’s part of my job to bring you guys the latest no-name hotties and not just keep them all to myself, I want to introduce you all to Sveva Alviti . You know, once you’re done drooling over that perfect bikini booty of hers and remember how to read. I’ll give you a minute. Anyway, according to my research, Sveva’s an Italian model/actress, and you’re right, that’s probably enough learning for today. OK, you can go back to drooling again. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
America’s creepiest celebrity couple, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, are not only back together, but engaged once again, the lovebirds confirm. Can you feel the excitement? Or is that just nausea? Stodden and Hutchison first married in 2011, when she was just 16 and he was 51. Fifty-one. Incredibly, this was allowed to happen. Not incredibly, it ended. Things have come full circle now, though. They divorced in 2013, only to rekindle the dirty, dirty passion recently. The now 19-year-old gushed to Fishwrapper about the duo’s newly-renewed love. “Doug and I have been through so much together, but somehow through it all, it brought us closer and confirmed my love for him,” she said. So, so beautiful. Doug adds: “My love and respect for Courtney is timeless and I look forward to our future ceremony when we renew our vows.” “We are very happy to be reunited.” The vows will probably be swapped the end of the year, Courtney and Doug say. The bodily fluids are likely being exchanged on the daily already. Brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it? For many more TMI looks at the teenager 54-year-old Doug Hutchison is going to marry for the second time, click through the Courtney Stodden pics below: 21 WTF?! Courtney Stodden Photos 1. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Image Courtney on Instagram. As usual, she’s featuring her favorite assets.
Jessica Simpson is putting her absolutely insane physique on full display for her fans, clearly proud of how hard she’s worked to obtain that hard body. This photo posted to her Instagram account over the weekend pretty much speaks for itself, and we’re not talking about the beautiful late-day lighting: The bathing suit picture appears to have been taken at a bridal shower for the star’s younger sister, Ashlee Simpson, who’s engaged to Evan Ross. Way to subtly steal your sibling’s thunder there, Jessica. Those legs are looking full-on ridiculous these days, and the mother-of-two’s cleavage needs no introduction at this point … but still, DAMN girl! “Oh yea girl… We are proud to be in our bathing suits!!” Simpson, 34, wrote of herself and a bikini-clad buddy. “#hardworkpaysoff “#workoutpartnersforlife.” Hopefully we’ll be seeing #swimsuitpicslikethisforlife. Ever since Eric Johnson married Jessica Simpson earlier this summer, she’s been showcasing just how lucky a man Mr. Johnson is on social media. Her figure rivals that of her appearance in 2005’s The Dukes of Hazzard , and is even more impressive given that she’s a decade older and had two kids. Respect. And appreciation. To wit … 35 Sexiest Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs.
Man, I don’t know what I ever did to Madonna besides call her a scary old leather bag, but she must really have it out for us perverts, because here’s her 17-year-old daughter Lourdes Leon back making trouble with yet another set of bikini pictures. It’s the third time in two weeks. So don’t take the bait, and just move it along, and let’s hope Lourdes manages to save some of this bikini action for after she turns 18 in a couple months. Photos: Fameflynet
Here’s busty Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton back doing what she does best: blowing my mind with super-hot bikini pictures. Now some of you might remember that Genevieve and I used to get hot and heavy on Twitter (aka she used to actually acknowledge my existence), but even though that’s all over now, I’ve got no hard feelings. I know that eventually she’ll realize what a huge mistake she made and how any model would be lucky to have me and come back to me. Stop laughing. That wasn’t a punchline.
Cora Keegan is showing off her nipples…like so many models…because nipples aren’t a big deal, yet people like to make them a big deal, so that when they show their nipples they can pretend it’s all high concept and art…when really it’s just them showing their fucking nipples…and in Cora Keegan’s nipples are amazing…because I love her and everything she does is perfect…even when she has sex with other men…and isn’t thinking about me…because even girls who have sex with me don’t think of me…granted they are “asleep” at the time but still… I would sing Cora Keegan love songs. Because when I look at her pics, everyone else in the world disappears…but that could be because I have a short attention span… Either, she’s lovely as fuck…
