Sofia Richie Tits Turn 20 but already so banged out at such a young age… Thanks to being a rich kid with a trust fund, turned Kardashian because it was easier than going to college, knowing she’d always have that Lionel Richie money to support her decisions… Garbage, boring, but in bikini at 20…. It’ll be nice when this ends in an opiate overdose, but in the mean time, it’s just tabloid bullshit that isn’t interesting, because the Kardashians aren’t interesting, except to loser people trying to get ahead and loser people on the internet who don’t know what google is and are incapable of finding interesting things to follow, learn about or do with themselves. Garbage…fame hungry idiots…living that expensive life they didn’t earn….in a bikini. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Richie Tits Turn 20 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I haven’t done a post on Jewel in ages. I totally forgot about the boobs and boy, am I glad to see them back! She should definitely do more breathing videos of herself in a bikini. It’s heavenly.
Jen Garner staged an intervention for Ben Affleck, because she has kids with him and has babied him like the bitch that he is all these years…and it’s pretty depressing to see a daddy issue woman keep going back to help her loser abusive husband…but when it’s rich people who fucking cares right…. So they’ve sent him off to rehab, but before they went, Jen Garner was in her bathing suit at Legoland amongst the kids to show the paparazzi that she’s still got it after all her Affleck kids and Affleck distress….because dude has put her through hell…but they are rich so how much hell can it really be…. I guess this was her saying to the people that no 22 year old fake whore model from one low level Playboy shoot, promoting the fuck out of fuckign Affleck…got shit on her… TO SEE THE REST OF JEN GARNER CLICK HERE Here’s his whore at the beach being a whore trying to get as much attention as she can for being the girl Affleck fucked during a bender, not that she’s a girl, but a whore… It was her big whore moment, you know getting a crackhead A-Lister, but most seasoned whores know, you gotta keep your damn whore mouth shut….and not call the paparazzi to get media attention for your whoring….it always backfires when a bitch tries to throw a dude under the bus when that bitch is a sex worker…they get blacklisted… But I guess I appreciate her attempt, like so many whores don’t speak up and push their story because they don’t want to be blacklisted, and they end up ignored and alone and just a washed up whore who once fucked an A-Lister for a week. I just don’t find her hot….or interesting…and feel she’s done some serious amateur moves for a professional…. Luckily – we can go back to forgetting who this low level trash cunt is….not memorable, not hot, not interesting….future porn chick… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE 22 Year Old Whore In HER BIKINI FOR THE PAPARAZZI TRYING TO LEVERAGE THIS AFFLECK FUCK HARD… CLICK HERE before she disappears… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shauna Sexton Bikini As Ben Affleck Goes to Rehab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So I guess Nina Dobrev now lives in a bikini and doesn’t do much else. I can appreciate a chick who doesn’t work and spends her life vacationing. I just wonder who is holding the bag and funding this lifestyle. It’s most likely the sugar daddy who is taking all the photos and videos. Poor guy.
Ireland Baldwin posts slutty content to social media – because she craves attention. I read some bullshit story that was sent to me about Ireland Baldwin’s pictures upsetting her dad. Where he makes comments on her feed or on his feed whenever something slutty comes out…which I think is just an angle to get her more attention because he feels bad she’s such a fucking failure….and he’s doing his part to correct the mistakes he’s made…like HAVING her in the first place….or maybe he is actually ashamed, he did call her a pic when she was growing up, and it was used against him in his Kim Bassinger Divorce, which could be why he hates her and started a new life…. But the truth is, she’s not quite a big, she’s more of an Elephant, she’s massive…a monster even….a monster who was doing bikini instagram riding celebrity parents hard on instagram before it was a thing…and before her cousin was stealing her glory…losing her virginity to Bieber at 15 and now being engaged to him at 20. I feel like Ireland Baldwin could actually be alright, interesting, not that bad, I don’t hate her…or her broken rich girl ways….but she must hate me cuz she’s blocked me on all of her feeds…mean girl…maybe her dad is right about her and she is a disgrace to the family…a mentally unstable disgrace… Here are some paprazzi pics of her making a normal sized girl look like a midget….with her sloppy young tits braless…with hard nipples JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ireland Baldwin is a Big Biker Babe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Shay Mitchell is a bratty rich kid from Canada who has made it in America. She’s half Indian, dot not feather, because we allow that in Canada… She was on a huge the instagram because she was on a very successful show where Ashley Benson ate all the Craft Services, allowing her to do the logical thing, and rather than get cast in Oscar winning movies….she has decided to turn to Youtube, doing that YOUTUBE thing, where she plays a fashion and lifestyle blogger…with some travel content…because she knows to leverage the fuck out of whatever she’s done, diversify, don’t put all your eggs in one basket, this social media thing is pretty fucking easy to pull off as a sideline gig…just document what the fuck you are doing and get richer than you already are or than her parents are….that allowed her to have this life as an “actor”….influencer…personality with fans.. The world…is crazy. Shay Mitchell made this video of her tits in various settings JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shay Mitchell Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I used to call things “gayer than bicycle shorts”…it was one of my catch phrases, I’ve had a few that last a while until I forget about them…like how I do “of the day” on every article on the site, not that these are articles, but you know what I mean. I used to also do “I am-” before every article on the site, not that these are articles, but some SEO dude trying to help me get the site back on track and loved by the masses, which never happened, told me to remove the “I am -” before every title, because it made no sense, so I tried selling out, and you’ll be glad to know, I failed at the clickbaiting… I used to also say “that’s the story I heard”…or I’d say “looking good sweetheart” to fucking ugly bitches who didn’t look good… I’ve been writing a side for 14 fucking years, daily updating, 10 or more posts a day, about nonsense…there’s often times a lot of crossover…. That said…”gayer than bicycle shorts”…because bike shorts are fucking gay, and when you see the weekend warriors out there on their road bikes dressed like they are doing Tour De France despite being 40 pound overweight doctors and lawyers on the bike bath…in their spandex outfits…is pretty fucking gay. In the 80s, before I really embraced alcoholism when Mountain Bikini was starting up, I took a liking to it, but I’d never put on those queer outfits…and always asked the people I met in the woods on their bikes if they were there for a gay meet up..cuz I could see their fucking balls in their gay shorts… What I am getting at is that Bicycle Shorts have always been gay, but thanks to instagram and women being into fitness and whores who show off their asses and cameltoes….it’s a trend….and these girls wear them out…and they aren’t that gay to look at…cuz you see full cunt. I am into any outfit that shows off full cunt. So while Bike Shorts are still gay…they aren’t when hot models wear them. That’s all I have to say about that! TO SEE THE REST OF THE REST OF ThE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk – Pussy Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Cynda Mcelvana who sounds ethnic and desperate for attention is now an LA model… Despite her ethnic name, she’s not a sex worker from Eastern Erupe or wherever Mcelvana is from, probably Scotland….she’s actually straight from the farmlands of Arkansas…where her dad may be her brother, uncle and grandfather before she escaped the farm thanks to some vacuum salesman saving her after spending a night sleeping in her barn after his car broke down… Well, she moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from Arkansas….with an eagerness to be the next big thing, the next big find, the next Disney Kid….. She may be freshly out of high school or she may be old and finally getting naked because her dreams haven’t panned out for her…but whatever it is…she’s getting naked and that’s what matters… I like this strategy of marketing and getting known…and hope it lands her a netflix series….because I can cross reference it against her bush…that looks like a blonde bush…which is a fetish to anyone into blondes…natural blondes…you know what I mean..and if you’re old enough you’ll remember that Brian De Palma’s Dressed to Kill scene I probably jacked off to 1000 times before access to porn. All this to say, here’s our girl Cyndy with a Double Y showing her Double D’s, that are probably not actually Double Ds…being her own boss… The post Cynda Mcelvana Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Cynda Mcelvana who sounds ethnic and desperate for attention is now an LA model… Despite her ethnic name, she’s not a sex worker from Eastern Erupe or wherever Mcelvana is from, probably Scotland….she’s actually straight from the farmlands of Arkansas…where her dad may be her brother, uncle and grandfather before she escaped the farm thanks to some vacuum salesman saving her after spending a night sleeping in her barn after his car broke down… Well, she moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from Arkansas….with an eagerness to be the next big thing, the next big find, the next Disney Kid….. She may be freshly out of high school or she may be old and finally getting naked because her dreams haven’t panned out for her…but whatever it is…she’s getting naked and that’s what matters… I like this strategy of marketing and getting known…and hope it lands her a netflix series….because I can cross reference it against her bush…that looks like a blonde bush…which is a fetish to anyone into blondes…natural blondes…you know what I mean..and if you’re old enough you’ll remember that Brian De Palma’s Dressed to Kill scene I probably jacked off to 1000 times before access to porn. All this to say, here’s our girl Cyndy with a Double Y showing her Double D’s, that are probably not actually Double Ds…being her own boss… The post Cynda Mcelvana Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jordyn Jones who may or may not be one of January Jone’s previous children – as she’s into single mom shit.. She’s also into posting bikini selfies for attention…it may be a family thing…you know her daughter she raised in the basement producing youtube videos before selling to the entertainment industry… Jordyn Jones is a youtuber…and I think these selfies explain to you why….and that is because there’s a fucking bunch of perverts using youtube to jerk off…the world is a vast place and youtube is a massive website…meaning there’s a whole lot of fucking dudes jerking off to this girl who was sexualized at a young age for those Bieber dreams… I don’t know what else she’s done, I just know she’s….posting slutty content since kids are slutty these days…they’ve all grown up on porn and they are all ego attention seeking weirdos that take it upon themselves to grow their audiences….doing slutty things… The post Jordyn Jones in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
