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Nina Agdal and her Old Lady Retard Head in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Nina Agdal and her retard, possible Downs Syndrome, forehead is traveling on some rich person’s dime, as whores do…living the life in the later part of her life, because disabled people don’t live as long as non-disabled people.. As it turns out, earlier today, I was reading about the misconceptions of Downs Syndrome, as I do in preparation of knocking up crackwhores with my retard sperm…and as it turns out…some of the misconceptions are logical…like A child with Downs Syndrome will not ruin a marriage..A Child with Downs Syndrome will not negatively impact their siblings…but most importantly people with Downs Sydrome die Young…which is something I’ve always heard…..but as it turns out that’s only true if they are black….black Downs Syndrome people die on average at 35, while whites die at 60.. So my theory on the 30 year old maximizing her alive time…in bathing suits in europe with her rich boyfriend because she’s going to die soon thanks to the disability were not entirely on point…but I guess when you factor in that she’s an old model, she might as well be dead, currently on her last legs….I repeat – 30 year old bikini models get too old to maintain being bikini models and sort of just disappear… BIKINI ONE PIECE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal and her Old Lady Retard Head in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kim Kardashian Weird Body of the Day

So many girls get the “Medi-Spa” treatments of face injections and fat being sucked out of their stomachs and pumped back into their asses to try to live an Instagram Filter of a life, while looking like fucking clowns….which is a fucking look that apparently so many of these girls want to have because they are weak, insecure and give into weird ideals they think society puts on them, only to complain about the patriarchy in a few years when they figure out what the patriarchy is, as they are too fucking dumb to figure it out now, while at Bottle Service and shit… Well, I always wonder how those face injections and treatments will age, there’s no real case studies or science behind it, yet everyone is up on it, like it’s fucking crack, and I know it can’t end great…. So every time I see Den Mother Kim K out with her look, slowly rotting out from the inside, I think..well…this is going to end bad for all those people who are following her lead…cuz shit looks terrifying as fuck… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kim Kardashian Weird Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Genevieve Morton Tits and Pussy of the Day

I avoid Genevieve Morton content…. I just find her a bad vibe…overall washed up, played out, not very memorable, fired from Sports Illustrated Swim that was her lifeline, what must be 3-4 years ago, who never quite made it but thinks that she did, but was outshined by Kate Upton who did make it. I just find there’s a lot of negativity, and anger, and most importantly attitude, superiority complexes, thoughts that she’s hot as fuck, when really she’s just average, and really when she was at her peak…she was straight up fucking fat. She’s entitled, likes being around rich people, thinks she’s got what it takes to sit at the rich person table and in doing that has a bad snobby energy that shouldn’t be there because she’s really not that great… I’ve been watching her fall off and try to get back up…every year another year older…she’s quit drinking, turned to fitness…is still angry at the world… She’s tried blogging, or fucking being an influencer, but not getting paid too well and when offered deals…she turns on you and thinks she’s worth more than she is…making no one want to work with her… She’s just sitting around googling herself and the only thing she’s got is this taking nude pics for the fans…that I guess she spins as not being shameless or sex work…while that is exactly what it is. Her big titties are what the fans want to see, so show it to them, maybe they’ll buy your calendar that will pay your rent another year…rather than actually come up with a plan or a strategy….bottom feed that shit off poor dudes who bought into your tits when they used to wear bikinis… This half naked / naked act has been going on for awhile to keep her as relevant as a forgotten model can be, to keep the fans engaged…because she does have fans…weirdos but still fans. So next step…sex tapes maybe…I mean masturbating on Patreon or Premium Snapchat, it’d be the smart angle, but she thinks she’s too good for that, so instead she’ll pretend to be high brow…until she realizes she can be making 50k a month spreading her asshole to paying customers…and still pretend to be high brow.. It’s coming soon…and I’ll be into that more humble, less obnoxious Genevieve Morton….but until then…I’ll just hate on her for being a terrible vibe… TO SEE MORE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Genevieve Morton Tits and Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ana De Aramas Getting Wet in a Bikini of the Day

Ana De Aramas is the Cuban to America actress who I think is in Blade Runner (the new one, not the one from when the Cuban Revolution was happening)…. I am too lazy to google her, because if you’re like me, you’ll agree that any Cuban girl who has made it out of Cuban and is starring or even being cast in mainstream movies that aren’t sex videos, is a waste of a Cuban girl. I’ll have you know that as a Canadian, CUBA has been our Sex Tourism destination since the Americans were locked out, communism rule took over, and cheap resorts, we’re talking 400 dollars CANADIAN…which is like 300 dollars US…for 7 days of all you can eat, drink…including FLIGHTS….cheaper than LIVING in Canada….I can spend 300 dollars a night here just on beer…not that I have 300 dollars…but people do, retired people do, and that 300 dollar trip, leaves them with ample money to hire a 100 dollar a week 18 year old Cuban girl and possibly her best friend to be your girlfriend for the week. Sure it may come with STDs, but CUBA has a great healthcare system, these girls can get treated before they get to you…. But it’s better, and often times hotter than this Cuban acrtress who has made it, who makes money and who is a different kind of sex worker…the kind we don’t sex with. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ana De Aramas Getting Wet in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Dobrev Needs Help With Her Instagram

I think Nina Dobrev is on a permanent vacation and is totally an Instagram Model now. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie or TV show that she has been in, but I’m guessing it wasn’t working out as well as being a social media star. Anyway, here she is in a bikini again. I think she needs to hire me as a photographer cause these pics suck!          

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Kate Hudson Bikini Top of the Day

Kate Hudson and her geriatric pregnancy tits thought it was a good idea to post up some old lady pregnant, despite it being totally unnatural and even disgusting, thanks to having some solid tit, something she hasn’t really had throughout her career of rich broken celebrity child, turned celebrity of her own, thanks to people hiring her thanks to who her mom is. I guess these bikini pics are in response to her brand Fabletics, a fitness brand that targets moms, using Demi Lovato, a non fitness celebrity in her campaigns, despite her workout of choice being DRUG OVERDOSES…and not fitness at all. I mean, provided she even knows or cares or noticed Demi Lovato having a drug overdose, after they’ve already got all the deals they could from Lovato’s fans. I guess what I am saying is Hollywood is fucked and so is Kate Hudson being pregnant…but not as fucked as her vagina after all of hollywood fucked it….but we’ll save that bedtime story for another day. The post Kate Hudson Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jenna Dewan Bikini of the Day

Jenna Dewan’s ass looks deflated….because that’s what happens when you’re a mom in your 40s who has given up her dance life…for the divorced celebrity wife…it’s the aging process but that doesn’t seem to mind being in a bikini because the other girls her age don’t have that muscle memory from the years she spent being in shape before locking in the celebrity husband she’s recently divorced from…. But I will stare at them in a bikini…because…that’s what it’s all about man… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jenna Dewan Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez is 49 of the Day

It’s a celebration motherfuckers……J.Lo is old as fuck…but proud of her body….so she’s out in her bikini clickbaiting….to show off to the other 50 year olds that if you’re a psycho rich person with a team of people handling everything your ego can thrive because you don’t have to age as terribly as you normally would if you worked a shit job at a fast food chain like the other Puerto Ricans in your hood….not everyone has the narcissism to be Jenny from the Block…but people amazingly think she’s wonderful, talented, a real fucking star and they celebrate her, and her booty, and I guess her old lady body she’s not about to retire because there’s more money to be made…she hasn’t made enough of it yet…and I guess it’s a nice photo to print up and put on your fridge to motivate your obese wife to stop making excuses. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez is 49 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is old as fuck…but that doesn’t mean she can bust out her tits in a bikini to show everyone her hard nipples we all are very familiar with because they launched her rich brat who didn’t need an acting career, career, on Friends…primetime nipples that distracted and impressed us all in an era before porn – enough to think she was hot… At 50, I guess she’s earned the right to wear a bikini, despite it typically being a too old to wear a bikini thing, thanks to no men ever wanting to knock her up, allowing her narcissism to ride a little longer than people with kids, even if having kids in and of itself is narcisstic, but not having kids for the purpose of being seen as hot while not being inconvenienced is it’s own kind of narcissism….not that any of this matters, you just came for the tits with big hard nipples and here they be… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora Topless Cheeto Eating of the Day

ON my instagram Q and A, people ask me “how does Rita Ora have great tits”…because despite being a lame fucking celebrity in training who has been at this for 8 years and is still not really anywhere….she’s got great tits…and those great tits are the reason she’s still around and still growing an audience and still getting paid….they are that good. Not that anyone asks me shit on my Instagram Q&A, it’s like I don’t exist, but I can pretend they do…. And my answer for those fake followers are….Cheetos…#sponsored post probably…done the right way…..but lacks nipples….and a celeb but is a step in the right direction I guess… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Topless Cheeto Eating of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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