Michelle Monaghan is not the girl from Lost but she is a reminder that at least one dude reads the site because when I wrongfully identified her as a girl from Lost someone emailed me to tell me I mis-gendered her…I didn’t give her the right pronoun…I was confusing her for some other equally useless celebrity garbage… This is some content of her self produced photoshoots, so you know she thinks she looks awesome in them otherwise she wouldn’t post it., and I guess she’s not fat so that’s someting, but she is old, so it cancels the fat thing out…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Michelle Monaghan Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’ve written a lot of praise for Farrah Abraham …. I celebrate that she is the slutty teen who used taking loads in her pussy as a tactic to get on MTV…because MTV is irresponsible and glamorized teen pregnancy, like a Kardashian glamorized sex tapes…think of how many girls got pregnant at 15 to be on the show…and didn’t end up on the show…it’s funny and Farrah represents that. When you want celebrity, you do whatever it takes to get where you gotta go…especially when you’re 15 years old…obviously a girl with an insatiable appetite to be fucked….but not just up the ass like other high school girls scared of pregnancy….in the pussy too. I like that she went from MTV reality TV to hardcore anal / squirt porn without even trying to stage it as anything “leaked”…she just got clown tits, jacked up her face, and ended up going for the gold….if she’s gonna do it, do it with a professional….cuz what it comes down to is that she’s a fucking pervert…exhibitionist…and being fucked on camera dealt with those two things… I made over 5,000 dollars off her Sex Tape, which is the most money this site ever made, so I guess I work for her….and that’s more money than any sex worker has paid me….so I guess she is a captain of industry as she walks around in her tiny bikini on her distorted looking body…like EVERY single part of her is weird looking….and it’s great…to me….it represents the American Dream or the failure of the American Dream….on every fucking level. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Shrunk Her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Vanessa Hudgens is out there with her hard nipples and fit enough body considering how pudgy she’s been over the years….and I guess she’s doing it for ELVIS….because ELVIS is her boyfriend…or at last the queer actor who was just selected to play ELVIS cuz all actors are queer…is her boyfriend…and since all actors are queer….we can assume their sex involves him looking at himself in the mirror reciting his lines while she uses a HITACHI MAGIC WAND or something more high end on her twat. We have to remember, and of course we remember, that Vanessa Hudgens is a little pervert who was taking nude selfies featuring her hairy little pussy, before it was a thing. A Disney Kid moving first on sex work that she claimed was a “Violation” so that it didn’t damage her pervert career and despitee not looking that great, or her lawyers pretending she was underage in the pics to get them off the internet, I developed a respect that will be a lifelong respect for her, cuz girls who took nude selfies early in the nude selfie game are awesome.. So her hard nipples and ass in her yellow bikini, despite her possibly being pregnant is a reminder that Vaneessa Hudgens is great, if not in looks, then in attitude, but not in actual attitude cuz actors are entitled brats, but great in the fact she took nudes. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vanessa Hudgens Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Shailene Woodley is still saving the oceans…one pussy dance at a time.. This is some weirdness weirding me out. A dance video featuring all of her bikini clad friends, set to some song that I guess is a trendy song…but that I’ve never heard before cuz I am old. I assume that this is her TIKTOK as that is the new platform that matters on social media and it is th new platform for talent to rise to the top and end up on YOUTUBE making 100 million dollars a year… Just a weirdly shot boat video – doing her activism of Plastics in the Ocean, despite the real enemy in the Plastics war is big business, not the public deciding to not use single use plastic…that’ll show them….since ocean pollution is made up of 1% single use plastic and 99% plastics from other industries….know your enemy people. But I get it – don’t buy anything with plastic, and convince everyone you know to do the same, and the world will still produce as much plastic, and put that plastic in everything, cuz the individual will always lose to big business. NOT TO MENTION…America is a big polluter and all, but there are many other countries producing their own pollution and basically we need to accept the world is going to implode – one plastic straw at a time. All this to say, Shailene Woodley and her friends direct some pretty awkward and uncomfortable music videos. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shailene Woodley Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
JENNIFER LOPEZ doesn’t give a fuck that she’s in her 50s….she uses it as some coming of age, right of passage excuse to go more and more hardcore. This is the equivalent of you dudes about to turn 40 saying “I am going to get into the best shape of my life” so you start up fitness, or “I am going to finally get a job and stop being a degenerate who borrows money from my parents to pay my rent”…..you know that big pivotal timeline we’ve set for ourselves to achieve something, only to consistently disappoint ourselves…”this year I’ll make that million”…or “I’ll go on that trip”….or “I’ll launch that project or business”…but you never do…which is why you’e not J.Lo…cuz J.Lo sets targets and delivers…. I guess at 50 her target was to give her tits some shine, rather than that fat ass, cuz they deserve love too…I mean that…and still trying to be jerked off to at 50 despite menopause cuz she’s a go-getter…who knows her loyal crowd will support all she does…but even more so if she looks worth fucking with all that fitness, diet and plastic surgery treatments that rich as fuck people like J.Lo can afford to pull off. I guess what I am saying is…I wonder why she cropped out her pussy in those white bikini bottoms…was that too slutty for her? Who cares…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Slutty Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
We have a stunner out of Hollywood this evening: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have pulled the plug on their marriage after just eight months as husband and wife. This time frame doesn’t tell the whole story, though, of course, because the singer and the actor had been a romantic item — on and off — for over a decade. What the heck went wrong? How did this seemingly stable relationship fall apart less than a year after the stars committed to each other for life? “Liam and Miley have agreed to separate at this time,” a rep for Cyrus told People Magazine in a statement on Saturday. Not many details were offered, aside from the following: “Ever-evolving, changing as partners and individuals, they have decided this is what’s best while they both focus on themselves and careers. They still remain dedicated parents to all of their animals they share while lovingly taking this time apart. “Please respect their process and privacy.” This message was released just hours after Miley shared a photo of herself on Instagram — without a wedding ring around her finger. “Mute me if you don’t want SPAMMED,” she captioned the post, which depicted Miley sitting in a chair while wearing a black bustier top with a matching pair of black pants. As far as we know, neither side was disloyal to the other during their marriage. There have been no accusations of infidelity leveled at Liam or Miley. HOWEVER, Us Weekly reports that was spotted kissing Brody Jenner’s ’s ex-wife, Kaitlynn Carter, in Italy a day before this split was confirmed. (For the possibly confusing record: Jenner and Carter filed for divorce this summer.) (For the possibly confusing record, part two: Miley has often talked openly about her sexuality and how she never wants to affix a label to herself such as “straight” or “bisexual.”) In photos posted by Entertainment Tonight , the 26-year old singer is donning a black bikini and holding the hand of Carter as they vacation in Italy with Cyrus’ older sister, Brandi. The pair are seen in these images all snuggled up, arms around each other and kisses being exchanged as they bask in the sun. Miley and Liam met way back in 2010 on the film The Last Song. They dated for years after that and even got engaged at one point… only to break up and then reconcile on more than one occasion. But the pair had consistently been together for years prior to their surprising marriage this past December , which took place at their home in Tennessee, just weeks after a wildfire burned down their home in Malibu. “Liam caring for animals and helping others during the Malibu fire sealed the deal. Their love exploded after that,” a source told Us Weekly. “They are a perfect match.” That may be true. But their decision to get married may have been misguided, spurred on by a natural disaster and the adrenaline from living through such a dangerous experience. Just this month, in a cover story for Elle, Cyrus said she doesn’t fit the mold of a “sterotypical wife,” explaining: “I think it’s very confusing to people that I’m married. But my relationship is unique… “I don’t know that I would ever publicly allow people in there because it’s so complex, and modern, and new that I don’t think we’re in a place where people would get it. “I mean, do people really think that I’m at home in a f-cing apron cooking dinner? I’m in a hetero relationship, but I still am very sexually attracted to women.” This much does now seem clear — and perhaps should have been a warning flag for the couple. Added Miley in this same interview: “People become vegetarian for health reasons, but bacon is still f-cing good, and I know that. I made a partner decision. “This is the person I feel has my back the most. I definitely don’t fit into a stereotypical wife role. I don’t even like that word.” Well… she no longer has to worry about it being attached to her. We wish both Cyrus and Hemsworth nothing but the best. View Slideshow: 19 Most Stunning Splits in Celebrity History
Kaia Gerber taking a break from her busy hectic life… It is hard out there for a very rich and entitled girl who her mom has stage-parented into following a rough life as a model…traveling in luxury to do menial shit that doesn’t matter…like posing in overpriced products people don’t need…despite that idea alone going against the liberal agenda of reduce / reuse / recycle….you know that you don’t need 4000 dollar leather pants with a designer name on it….you can wear 10 dollar Walmart Sweat Pants everyday for 4 years…you know like me…reducing that carbon footprint and saving the fucking planet. It’s pretty disgusting that mini-crawford is sexualized at a young age by her mom, or put into this nonsense retard world of modeling when she could actually do something good with all her parents money they sit on… But the vapid trash keep creating vapid trash. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kaia Gerber Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Earlier this summer, we reported on a truly nightmarish ordeal. Gina Kirschenheiter’s ex allegedly threatened to murder her after attacking her in her home. Now, that same ex-husband is accusing her in court of being “vindictive” and hyping up tensions for Real Housewives drama. In June, The Real Housewives of Orange County star Gina Kirschenheiter endured a harrowing alleged attack. She says that her ex-husband, Matt, broke into her home late at night and attacked her in her living room. In addition to repeatedly striking and shoving her, she says that he repeatedly threatened her life. At one point, Gina ran outside to get help from a neighbor, but accuses Matt of having dragged her back to the house. Police arrived and arrested Matt, and now the exes are facing off in court over visitation of their young children. RadarOnline reports that, in a July 30 declaration made over a month after the alleged attack, Matt is trying to smear Gina in court documents. “Petitioner has historically been extremely vindictive,” Matt claims of his ex-wife. “And,” he accuses. “Has used the children when she becomes angry or wants to control me.” “Petitioner has been acting erratically and in a way that I believe is unfortunately more based on a ‘storyline’ for her reality television show,” Matt says. “And,” he writes. “Not rooted in the best interest of our children.” Just as Gina is trying to revoka Matt’s visitation in the aftermath of the June incident, he says that she has wanted to do so before. “She caused total chaos,” Matt recalls. “As we did not know if she was coming to pick up the children or not.” He writes: “Petitioner texted my sister ‘Visitation will be revoked. He needs to get himself in order. He’s sick. Not broke.” “Petitioner demanding that my visitation with our children by ‘revoked’ simply because she was going to be required to pay her own car payment,” Matt adds. He continues: “is consistent with her historical vindictive mature and using the children as ‘leverage.'” Matt also levels an accusation that Gina has issued threats of her own. According to his declaration, Gina once “threatened” his mother in a text message. Gina is said to have texted “You’ll see what happens next!” alongside a photo of a firework going off. “I am convinced that Petitioner is using any excuse she can to separate the children from me,” Matt writes. “As she knows that is my Achilles Heel.” He also complains that he was “forced to resign” from his job after his arrest in June, though it’s not clear how that’s supposed to be Gina’s fault. Exes claiming that the other is stirring up drama for reality TV reasons isn’t new. It’s as old as reality TV itself. But it only makes sense that Bravo’s cameras would cover the aftermath of Gina’s DUI arrest in February. It doesn’t sound like Gina and Matt are going to agree on anything, let alone decisions about their young children, in the near future. The two of them are due to face off in court again on August 14. View Slideshow: The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 14: Everything We Know
Jenelle Evans has a lot of time on her hands these days. When Evans was fired from Teen Mom 2 , she had plenty to keep her busy, what with the ugly battle to regain custody of her children, and all. These days, however, Jenelle has regained custody of her kids (much to the chagrin of many who followed her case closely). So now she has three little ones at home (Barbara Evans still has custody of Jenelle’s eldest son.), and her cushy six-figure gig with MTV is a thing of the past. Given those circumstances, we guess it’s no surprise that Jenelle has been spending much of her ample free time posting sponsored content about her former castmates. And to the surprise of absolutely no one, her most hated rivals remain her favorite targets for salacious and potentially damaging gossip. For weeks, there have been rumors of an affair between Kailyn Lowry and Leah Messer . These rumors are largely Jenelle’s doing. The unemployed mom seems to delight in insinuating that her former co-stars are more than friends. The rumors seem to be based on nothing more than the fact that the Kailyn and Leah enjoy taking vacations together . These trips are usually family affairs, with both Kail and Leah taking their kids along for the ride. But that hasn’t stopped Jenelle from repeatedly implying that Lowry and Messer’s most recent relationships failed because they were cheating on their exes with one another. Jenelle is paid for the sponsored content that she posts, but she seems to take pleasure in posting clickbait articles about her co-stars’ failed relationships and past infidelities. Whether or not these infidelities actually occurred is immaterial: On Thursday the above image appeared in Evans’ Instagram stories. Clearly, it depicts Chelsea Houska and Cole DeBoer, even though the article she linked to has nothing to do with either party. Instead, the piece purports to focus on Mackenzie McKee’s Teen Mom OG debut and the storyline in which she suspects her husband of cheating. But like just about everything Jenelle posts, it features multiple shady, unsubstantiated claims about Kail and Leah. Specifically, it references a trip the friends took to Costa Rica while Messer was still dating Jason Jordan. “So what if we’re dating?” Kail jokingly captioned one of the pics — and apparently, that was proof enough for both Jenelle and the author of the piece. The article fixates so wholly on Kail and Leah that it takes a full 10 paragraphs to get to the topic of Mackenzie and her Teen Mom OG drama. Sounds like Jenelle’s not the only one who’s obsessed with the idea of Leah and Kail carrying on an affair. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans: Kailyn Lowry and Leah Messer are Totally Scissoring!
Gwyneth Paltrow is out on the beach with her ex Chris Martin and his new girlfriend Dakota Johnson . I wonder if Datkota Johnson was the girl who got second degree burns on her pussy from doing the GOOP vagina steam…..because she isn’t in her bikini and I figure burn victims don’t let getting their burn wounds wet… Seeing families like this is creepy. You know the weird mom with her wellness blog that comes from a coddled, delusional, spoiled, rich person with too much time on her hands…and her queer Coldplay singer husband…and his new bitch – Melanie Griffith’s daughter all together and happy cuz I guess they are all rich together and by default laugh together at all the peasants they manipulate….exes are supposed to want to kill each other, this hanging out shit, is just annoying and a reminder of how fake all this trash is…. That said, here is Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin right after their attempted murder on a black family! It is a recent story I just heard about where no black people were killed by the White Supremicists who only targeted a black family to have an accident with, instead of a white one, in that critical time of “who do we run into”….”aim for the darkies”….kind of thing…but I doubt the internet hasn’t gone after them for that…instead they suck their dicks like Chris Martin sucks dick…cuz that is the world we live in, everyone praised for being great when clearly they are all scamming garbage… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini with Dakota Johnson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
