Gwyneth Paltrow is off showing off her old lady body in a bikini – including some cameltoe in a bikini – even though there is supposed to legally be a cut off age for when people are allowed to wear bikinis. I will never understand why 46 year olds think they are hot, or have the right to be nudists or in bikinis, because they are comfortable with their sloppy old bodies, but it happens all the time, especially with the old lady who does fitness and eats well to stay skinny enough, despite having an old fucking body. I have always found Gwyneth Paltrow disgusting….even at her Brad Pitt Prime…and continue to… I don’t care about her bullshit lifestyle brand people hype up like it matters because she’s a fucking rich kid who got hooked up. I don’t care about seeing her arrogance in a bikini. I don’t understand why her husband is so horny for her in all the pics… I guess he’s got his own bag of sexual dysfunctions that lead him to Gwyneth’s pussy hole…he’s probably a Coldplay fan or some shit…and this is a way into molest Chris Martin….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
If you’re still looking for who Killed XXXTENTATCION…it was Katy Perry…because he put on her new album, and someone with some sense couldn’t take it and now he’s dead… If you’re wondering why all those mexican kids are being taken from their parents, it was Katy Perry…they asked for the Katy Perry Album for Cinco de Mayo…and the parents were wise enough to say “get the fuck out”… If you’re wondering why all the plastic in the ocean is killing the eco system…and the ocean life…it’s Katy Perry from all the CDs she bought of herself to trick the billboard charts to think she matters….then throwing it in the trash to get rid of the evidence. She’s garbage…I believe all things wrong with the world stem from this monster…this pig..this fucking scam… I don’t think her big tits are worth looking at or celebrating because she’s that disgusting of a person… Her entire career, even when she was starting up was a rip off scam, with zero originality or talent. Her dancing was bulky at best… There are more pics of her in a bikini. I refuse to post them. Find them somewhere else – you sick fucks
SplashNews Karrueche And Draya Put Their Bikini Bodies On Instagram It’s Thursday!!!! Let the traps get to trappin. Karrueche is currently in Cancun showing off her petite cakes in a mocha colored bikini. She looks amazing… But she’s not the only stunner on vacay. Hit the flip for photos from Draya’s Jamaican funfest
Despite the occasional bit of good news from Jamie Otis and Doug Hehner , most of the news about Married at First Sight couples is, well, bad. It goes with the territory. Jaclyn Schwartzberg and Ryan Buckley’s news is no exception — these two are splitting after less than one year of marriage. What’s more is that they actually broke up a while ago. Did you know that Jaclyn and Ryan aren’t even the first Married at First Sight couple to have those names, right down to the spelling? Well, like Jaclyn Methuen and Ryan Ranellone before them, Us Weekly reports that Jaclyn Schwartzberg and Ryan Buckley have decided to call it quits. As we mentioned, this apparently isn’t too recent, either. A source tells Us that this conscious uncoupling actually happened “a while ago.” The two apparently were waiting for the news to break before confirming it. But Jaclyn has come out and acknowledged the breakup on Instagram. Jaclyn writes: “We have split,” confirming the news. On top of making official, she wants to assure fans of the series that this is for the best. She writes: “and trust me we are both much happier and healthier this way.” That is usually the case for divorces. You don’t end a marriage just for fun. And it’s also no surprise for these two specifically, given that, back in January, viewers saw that even their honeymoon seemed tense and full of conflict. “Thank you so much for all the love and support,” Jaclyn says. Jaclyn assures her fans and followers: “We ALL deserve a good love story.” Sure! If you want one. Plenty of people would prefer to experience a good success story. Jaclyn affirms that people deserve love “whether you find it in high school, tinder, out dancing, on vacation, or a show.” “Love is love,” Jaclyn says. “And it certainly doesn’t judge.” That is very sweet of her to say. Though also in her self-interest, since she got married on a reality show. Jaclyn referred to the many people whom she met during her journey on Married at First Sight . “This was a fabulous bunch,” Jaclyn writes. She enjoyed meeting them all “and I’m always grateful for learning experiences.” it’s good that she’s walking out of this situation with a positive attitude. Jaclyn writes that she values learning opportunities, “especially when they involve self growth.” Marriage to a total stranger would have to qualify, right? (This was a photo of Ryan and Jaclyn’s honeymoon in Jamaica) Ryan has not yet responded to the breaking news on Instagram, as of Thursday afternoon, but on the show itself, he more than hinted that he would not be emotionally devastated by a divorce. And though his his an avid user of Instagram, one has to scroll through a couple of months to find any photos of Jaclyn. Ryan’s parents, we should note, have been married for about 40 years. So that’s a bit of contrast. It sounds like this breakup was reasonably amicable, but we’re sure that there are still a lot of complicated feelings. Even though they were total strangers before their wedding. View Slideshow: 19 Most Bitter Breakups in Hollywood History
Kara Del Toro is killing the Instagram game. Here she showing off her InstaModel body and Little Tuna approves. Girl is going to give me a level ten pant fire. If you don’t hear from me in a couple of hours that’s because I may be tending my burn wounds.
Gabi Grecko is an “ex” escort who married a millionaire and started a white girl rapping career.. here is her nip slip… She is one of the more interesting personalities to come out in recent years, not that you or anyone actually cares about Gabi Grecko or knows who she is, but luckily I only hang out with hot young tight bodied women who love their pop culture, and who teach me valuable lessons and show me things I would otherwise never know because my brain is saturated with nonsense and I don’t need more of it…It’s been 15 years of this DrunkenStepfahter shit and it’s exhausting….and has been for the last decade or so…so it’s hard to get excited about a new whore doing old whore tacts when I’ve seen so many whores do it…and when I wasn’t even excited about it in the first place…. I don’t know how this site merged into me hating on celebs, I was always into real people being fucking weirdos, more than famous people being famous, but I would say it’s likely because producing my own content was too labor intensive and expensive, the celebrities produce this shit about themselves all day so the content is endless, there are always attention seeking whores to point and laugh at, and the fact that people are successful or not has no rhyme or reason and it annoys me enough to say “stop supporting this terrible human being”….or whatever…. I would not say that Gabi Grecko is famous, but she’s trying to be as an aspiring musician…shewas a hooker, she seduced a millionaire john…like some Anna Nicole Smith, she fucked him like he never fucked before and brought him joy and excitement and clearly they both love the storyline and the attention, and I guess it’s pretty gutter and pretty funny…whether there is a nip slip or not..but there’s a nip slip…making it worth posting. Check out that Pepperoni… Here are some throwbacks of her nude
Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst. Not because she GETS NAKED ON TV. That’s actually the only thing I don’t mind about her…and I guess the only reason she exists….so I guess she’s not the worst…because if the only reason someone exists is a good thing like because she simulates sex on TV…then they by default are good…right? I actually don’t remember why I think she’s the worst, there was a time when I thought she was the worst, but I have no idea what it was that I disliked about her….it’s all a fucking blur, all this shit sort of crosses over and piled up into one big pile of shit , and it really that doesn’t actually matter. What matters is that I am sure she was failing at getting work, and auditioned for Shameless, and realized if she gets naked , she will have a lasting career on a popular show, and will get paid for a long time, a lot of money, and the nudity can be spun as artistry not shamelessness…on a show called Shameless…not to mention from that nudity comes a pretty loyal fan base, thanks to her getting naked on TV….so it’s a win/win for everyone… She gets work, gets paid doing what she set out to do and you get tits… I am sure her struggles weren’t that “real”…her cousin is married to Vera Wang…or some shit, which means she’s uppercrust rich kid from New York like so many of these people who are famous, the poor have to actually get jobs to pay rent, instead of running to LA to take a shot at acting for 3-5 years borrowing money from their trust fund to make their dreams happen…. Well she’s in a bathing suit and it isn’t exciting but it happened.
Mandy Rose is a WWE Wrestler with tits, but you already know that…. I feel like 90 percent of my 1 reader is a WWE fan…because that’s just the kind of low hanging fruit trash I attract with the tit pics I post…and the jokes that I write…. I have known WWE people, and they do exist, they are everywhere, and they are some of the most simplistic, bad taste motherfuckers around. I have gone to WWE events, thanks to Paul Heyman trying to seduce me into linking his website with front row tickets to a local event and I have seen the WWE fans in action…they are a crazy bunch of hicks…. I know the women in the WWE, used to make the experience less gay look like white trash Hooters girls or strippers, which is pretty on brand… So this Mandy Rose and her tits, with fake blonde hair like it was the 90s…is pretty on brand…for me, for them, for her, for everyone…. You love it…admit it. Heres her titty selfie
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