Nina Dobrev is living the hard life, traveling with her friends and living in a bikini. And now she starting with the tongue game which as you know is the #1 thing to do if you decide to be an Instagram model, which it appears that Nina has. Anyway, I dig this chick and hope she never gets another TV or film role. Social media is where she should always be.
Nina Dobrev is living the hard life, traveling with her friends and living in a bikini. And now she starting with the tongue game which as you know is the #1 thing to do if you decide to be an Instagram model, which it appears that Nina has. Anyway, I dig this chick and hope she never gets another TV or film role. Social media is where she should always be.
Jaimie King was a 15 year old model, who moved to NYC, developed a Heroin addiction, dealt with a boyfriend photographer who died of heroin related disease, and who went onto star in TV shows or movies that I can’t name because I don’t care. She’s had a bunch of kids in the process…and hangs with all kinds of celebrities because she was a set of tits we jerked off to in the late 90s when celebrity and model titties were posted to weird thumbnail gallery sites and had seemingly more allure than the trashy porn chicks of the time… That’s really the only reason i know she existed…modeling topless in an era when it mattered…. Well she’s still modeling, still out there, looking skinny, which is all that matters in an era of everyone being fat and lazy, mom or not, cuz it’s easier to eat the cake than to try to say no to it… Fucked up world…now here’s a 40 year old in a lingerie shoot for a lingerie company for old times I guess. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Ariana Grande is engaged to some quirky looking guy she’s been dating for a month because I guess they really connected on SNL and I guess she’s just a fucking headcase who has a lot of trauma from being a child star whored out by her parents, to a popstar who gets her fans killed, to someone constantly cheated on by her Jewish rapping boyfriend, that she went with some autistic looking comedian who is totally obsessed with her like some kind of homo, since homos fucking love popstars… He’s got in her pants, probably exciting to get with a famous person rather than SNL groupies, they are rich, they are media whores…and it’s all nonsense I shouldn’t even know…but I do prefer when Grande was suffering PTSD in her house, outside of the limelight, rather than trying to prove to her ex boyfriend she doesn’t need him, at the expense of some poor weird guy’s feelings…cuz that dude has no idea what’s coming for him… She’s a devil, we saw her hate America in that viral video she was rude to a donut shop owner…we know…she is garbage…and here she is…not looking quite like Ariana Grande Dyking down… Ariana lookin slutty for vogue
Dani Thorne, is striking when the iron is hot, milking the fact that her sister is famous, after all three sisters were thrown into the child star mix, with what we can assume was a tyrant stage mother you may have jerked off to…. before realizing it’s way cooler to be a hipster model or a DJ for instagram, than a Disney Star… While Bella Thorne played the Disney Star..before following her sisters lead..starting a brand…and casuing mass hysteria money making on instagram because instagram is EVERYTHING.. Here she is dancing in a bikini with her vagina, we call it the pussy vagina, because her pussy leads the motions and it’s pretty fucking hilarious.. Her tits huge, possibly face, her face haggard….but she’s bringing it, whatever it is…it’s this.. Rich young gutter tits… Bella Thorne still Dyking it Down..
Ok, usually I get excited about Bella Thorne in a bikini, kissing chicks, and acting crazy, but two days in a row we get her looking like a dirty squigi girl who begs for money at red lights. Anyway, it’s time for a bath, a razor and possibly a shower head with a wifi video camera for some extra pleasure.
Hailey Baldwin is in Miami going to church with Justin Bieber There is a whole new movement of these young, under 25 year olds, finding the church, they all think that Jesus is the Way…because they come from parents who turned their back to the church and lived this vapid existence chasing money, allowing them to have these coddled rich kids lives, that felt like they had no actual meaning….so to give them some sort of enlightenment….or purpose…or meaning beyond having all kinds of things and money…they are turning back to Christ…and I find it fucking weird. I do not understand why with Science, the church has any credibility, you’d think we’d be further and further away from that…but these people are idiots, have no grasp on reality, and use the church as some sort of angle. Because everything they do – is so far off from the actual lessons of Christ…not that I am an expert on the shit – but I know going to Church tits out, in and of itself is a sin…and creating smut for men to jerk off to also a sin…and living her life being a vapid girl trying to get famous for being hot…a sin…. So whether she’s with Bieber going to church for paparazzi or not, this girl identifies as a Jesus freak but everything she does is so off track…it makes no sense…but people buy into it and I guess that makes her feel like less of a harlot… Here she is getting her dick sucked by Justin Bieber Here she is in her post-church bikini
Lindsay Lohan is what I like to consider my Spirit Animal….her big tits my only inspiration…her insanity…the only thing that really matters….her converting to Islam and life in Dubai…spiritually sound….just trucking through this life her parents exploited the fuck out of her for…. I just find it unfortunate that even in her LOHAN beach clubs and night clubs in Europe, licensing her name like she was Playboy, she manages to look so fucking beat up and wrecked, while Britney who is older than her and still being exploited by her parents is fucking bangin’ It’s just unfortunate to see something so magical…fade away and expire…but I’d still connect her freckles with my semen if the stars aligned when she officially hits rock bottom…but the crazy thing in all this is that this is actually her “comeback” tour…and she’s loving life…despite no longer being the massive star she once was….
Little known fact, I am a huge fucking fan of Phoebe Price. I think she’s a fascinating character in the pop culture, and has been for a long fucking time, because she’s managed to get herself in pics by the paparazzi and thus published in tabloids as the weirdo, possibly shameless famewhore attention seeking LA staple….and it’s been fucking awesome. She’s become semi famous, at least in the media, by basically clickbaiting, in some weird performance art that really is art because it’s more interesting that what all the other girls are doing…it comes with experience… And she loves…fucking LOVES every post ever made about her…which makes her an all around great tims.. I text with her here and there, and this was likely not a sext designed for me, but it was sent to me, from her direct and I haven’t stopped masturbating to it all day… It’s like directly linked to my balls or some shit…but unfortunately…Phoebe Price isn’t….but we’re all allowed to dream.
Bella Thorne may be some sort of cultural icon in a world where there is no culture…I mean she’s more clickbait than anything, but she’s done it right…she’s managed to take her Disney Fame that she got from being whored by her mother as a child…and apply that training to whoring herself out on her social media…to what I guess were her creepy fans and that I guess became more and more fans…getting her booking jobs, doing social media campaigns, the whole thing really successful for her…all while looing a bit like a man…not being that hot, but rocking a pretty fit young body…because she is young…which allows you to ignore her hard manly face.. Well as it turns out, she’s got some BUSH…and we fucking love Bush…I am a huge BUSH supporter and have been my entire life…the bigger the bush the better…even if it comes across as laziness…it’s magical…. THe hairy armpit for feminism laziness is not something that turns me on, but it doesn’t gross me out like it did back when I was a kid and my mom had died and this toothless midget woman used to volunteer to drive me to school with hair fucking armpits that would drip sweat on hot summer days….I’d stare and gag not knowing it wasn’t normal for a woman to have hair armpits…not knowing the cultural standards but knowing it fucking repulsed me…and I have got over that being repulsed but I will never accept it as a political movement or statement…because to NOT shave is not a protest…it’s the opposite of a protest because it requires no effort… The red beat up looking vagina is what you’d likely expect on a pale skinned ginger…but it looks a little too STD for me…it’s like grow it out girl…really grow it out like it was your armpits girl…that’s where the GOLD lies…especially when you’re a redhead and that bush is either FIERY or BLONDE..something unique for the BUSH fetishists out there…. Either way, she seems like a crackhead that will end up totally fucking mental breakdowned soon enough, until then, she’s a skinny girl with ass and tits that we don’t mind looking at cuz she’s the most important personality in pop culture besides the Kardashians… Which reminds me, our newest sponsor is Manscaped – who sell products you can use on bitches to shave up down, or stylin them up….so yourself some quality products…. CLICK HERE Which reminds me, our newest sponsor is Manscaped – who sell products you can use on bitches to shave up down, or stylin them up….so yourself some quality products…. CLICK HERE