AM/Splash News Happy Birthday, Karrueche Today is Karrueche’s birthday, everybody! She hopped on the scene about five years ago as an unknown Chris Brown tagalong and now she’s her own full-fledged acting, modeling celebrity. She’s winning awards, glowing up and has a good man by her side. Things are looking up for her. But how did she get here? Take a look at the history of Karrueche in the spotlight, and the most glorious pics that we’ve seen so far.
I don’t know who Kara Del Toro – but she looks like an LA based Sugar Baby….who is pretending to be a model…because if a sugar baby pretends to be a model…her rich boyfriend who pays her rent will feel more inclined to gift her…rather than her just being some unemployed chicks who lingers between workout class to lunches everyday….while the sugar daddy is out making money that affords girls like this… I don’t know if she’s ever done any substantial work, but if she’s in a wet black thong…I support her hustle… Keep getting that good life, live the best life, LA rents are expensive so keep up the good work seducing old rich perverts…an art of it’s own really… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know who Kara Del Toro – but she looks like an LA based Sugar Baby….who is pretending to be a model…because if a sugar baby pretends to be a model…her rich boyfriend who pays her rent will feel more inclined to gift her…rather than her just being some unemployed chicks who lingers between workout class to lunches everyday….while the sugar daddy is out making money that affords girls like this… I don’t know if she’s ever done any substantial work, but if she’s in a wet black thong…I support her hustle… Keep getting that good life, live the best life, LA rents are expensive so keep up the good work seducing old rich perverts…an art of it’s own really… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Halsey is some half black bullshit performer who fucked a couple of DJ/Producers and got herself a vocal track on their shitty songs that aren’t even songs – but that all the kids and college kids are into – because they like to bro down at the clubs and festivals all high on MDMA so that they can rub up on each other, grab ass, and cry sexual assault the next day because they forget how slutty they were being and can’t accept bad sex. Halsey has a movie coming out about her life, because she’s tricked someone into thinking it’s so amazing, hard done for, coming up the ranks of sucking a DJs dick when you were a party girl meth head….a story so many girls have since DJs are lonely and bring different girls into their rooms at night in different cities – every time. I know at least 100 girls who have slept with various DJs over the last 10 years…and the DJs are doing it…except maybe Avicii cuz he’s dead… Point being, Halsey and her Stupid life story that isn’t one based on a talent dying on her way home from a gig on a private jet like she was Patsy Cline…is starting to push that she’s half black even though she’s whiter than Lea Michele…and went off on Hotel Shampoo being not for everyone, cuz her “black hair” can’t handle it, despite it saying it’s for all hair types and despite her hair being non black hair….she’s an idiot… People still work with her, despite her having paparazzi pics of her snorting drugs….and here she is in a bikini…while her boyfriend G-Easy is in jail in Sweden for cocaine charges…cuz they are all crackheads…
Here are some Bella Thorne a$$ and tongue action for the weekend. I would have liked a few better shots of her tight little skinny booty, but I’ll take what I can get. However, Bella really needs to attempt the famous “J essica Alba Bikini A$$ Pose “. I think she can pull it off well and take that booty to a whole new level. It deserves it.
Ashley Madekwe in an actress who played a hooker in Secret Diary of a Call Girl….a show about being a hooker…something that is likely not as brilliant as it sounds…because sex workers who intellectualize being sex workers always annoy me…and bore me…but I guess some of their stories of the dudes they fuck with sausages are funny….that happened to me with one escort I once hired to hang out with not to fuck because I do dumb things when I am drunk…and she told me all about rich dudes who made her do real weird shit while their wives were away or at events or visiting their kids out of town…from taking cured meat in his ass, to making her walk on food in heels…just weird shit that’s always a good laugh…. Either way, this one has nothing to do with any of that, she’s just in the show…and I don’t even know how current that is. She’s also been the social climber Ashley Davenport on the ABC drama series Revenge. Fascinating. I am more interested in her bikini booty dance.
Charlotte McKinney posted up a nude pic, which makes her far more interesting than when she was seen hanging with Ireland Baldwin in what is the weirdest cross promotion from social media friendship since Elon Musk and Grimes… But it did make McKinney look skinny, thanks to Ireland Baldwin being a fucking monster sized 300 pound amazon of a woman…. In case you missed the last time I wrote nonsense on these massive tits, I have some inside scoop on Charlotte McKinney, other than that she was never famous, but managed to promote herself using her tits, tits that landed her a gig on NETWORK TV as Dancing with the Stars…a MASSIVE show…that people in America watch and that I guess needed a social media slut to captivate bored suburban husbands in their 50s who are forced to watch the shit in their trailer park homes… A nothing, remains a nothing, but has decided to target a woman to grow her woman audience, to polarize her success from her tits and try to get more brand deals, because it’s the era of the woman.. WHILE ALL HER FANS ARE DUDES… So dudes on her instagram leave comments bitching her out for not posting bikini pics, causing a lame uprising, that is hardly an uprising because no one cares about her…but that a few weird dudes care about her and it makes me laugh because her strategy clearly failed – so she’s brought back the slutty…in nude pics like this… The slut will forever remain the slut…. TO SEE HER AT AN EVENT IN A DRESS NOT SHOWING TIT CLICK HERE
I’m not sure if Halsey is still relevant anymore. I remember her singing live with that pussy band the Chainsmokers and it was worse than watching a high school talent show. However, she is cute and she’s in a bikini so I figured I’d share these pics with you. Enjoy.
She got fired from that shit because TRANS “THAT DUDE LEA MICHELE” who still makes some noise on social media…didn’t like sharing the spotlight with the hotter ethnic girl with the real vagina… All this happened years ago, and Naya was forgotten…but for some reason I follow her on social media and saw this bikini pic I wanted to post to say “Yo Naya – I SEE YOU”… I know she’s some hood, half Peurto Rican and half Black, a product of a stage mom who was trying to launch a career of her own in Hollywood, but who instead pimped out her daughter….who has had a series of weird breakdowns and scandals back home where she beat her boyfriend up and got booked for it…which makes her tits all the more exciting..
Kate Upton and her big juicy tits, the only reason she exists, have made an appearance.. I guess what the fuck else is some rich brat, who’s grandfather invented Whirlpool appliances, supposed to do when she’s born this ridiculously stacked…. It’s either deal with her hormonal issues, or show off them tits, like some low level girl at the stripclub, or bikini carwash, a dying type of car wash thanks to you liberal fucks….and she went the right direction… The only issue was that the rest of her caught up with her tits, as they do when you get older and metabolisms slow down…something I guess she’s been fighting with now that she’s married, barely working, and still rich from every angle…allowing her the time to focus on fitness…that may or may not be working for her, but that is giving her the confidence in her older age to come back out in her bikini and say “LOOK AT MY BIG SLOPPY TITS AMERICA – THEY ARE STILL BIG AND SLOPPY – CELEBRATE ME AND MY BIG SLOPPIES” and I guess we will…cuz huge natural tits are really something worth celebrating…
