Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Kate Upton I posted earlier this week (and more importantly, because me and the Little Tuna definitely did), I figured I’d put up a few more bikini pictures from everyone’s favorite busty blonde bikini model today. So here you go. Don’t say I never do anything for myself but pretend it’s for you guys. You’re welcome.
I know it’s been at least a couple weeks since we’ve checked back in on Madison Beer , AKA one of my new favorite hot nobodies, so I figured it was a good time to see what she’s been up to lately drool over some recent pictures of her. So here you go: there’s a few good selfies, a Coachella picture, a couple of her pretending to be a “pop star”. And I bet the show’s even better live. (Just to be clear, I’m talking about her leg show, not her music.)
I could’ve sworn that Rachel Cook worked for Victoria’s Secret or something, but I’m pretty sure she’s just another professional Insta-hottie. And it’s insane to me that no company’s hired her to model for them yet. Because I may not know much, but I do know this: this chick was born to wear a bikini and/or lingerie. Just see below for proof. » view all 11 photos
Why the fuck would anyone want to take pictures of this monster to promote their bikinis…or themselves…it is embarrassing. It also makes makes zero to no sense, she’s old as fuck, a has been who never was and most importantly she looks like she’s a handicap, with a big old as fuck forehead, full of downs syndrome….and maybe that’s why they work with her…guilt in this inclusion era – that you gotta include the full retards when they have fit bodies even when they are old – because no one else will and you feel bad about it…until you realize that she’s actually a total entitled cunt who thinks she’s famous and that she matters because she fucked Leo DiCaprio Allegedly – despite him being gay. I am not a fan…
I hate all things Kardashian, as does the rest of the world, yet they manage to keep throwing money at these idiots, where even the biggest bottom feeder of the family gets 150k to do one instagram story, because they just have that much influence on what people buy and it’s crazy….but they are smart…if just posting nonsense about yourself is considered smart…they get a lot of money without doing much work…so I guess that makes it a win. The only decent one to look at is Kendall Jenner, the daughter of a tranny, the athletic figured body, that’s still been jacked up but not to the same degree as the rest of them, and her shamelessness on social media is likely scheduled by her team “OK post a titty pic today, then an ass pic on Monday to start the week”…all based on analytics and the best time to post cuz there’s a team behind this empire, a whole bunch of people knee deep in analytics that allow garbage like this to exist.. The only hope I have is that while rolling in the sand…she rolled through dog shit…assuming this is at Kim’s home, where the yard if full of dog shit, since they house trained her as a puppy it’s been hard to get used to a toilet for her… Right?
I hate all things Kardashian, as does the rest of the world, yet they manage to keep throwing money at these idiots, where even the biggest bottom feeder of the family gets 150k to do one instagram story, because they just have that much influence on what people buy and it’s crazy….but they are smart…if just posting nonsense about yourself is considered smart…they get a lot of money without doing much work…so I guess that makes it a win. The only decent one to look at is Kendall Jenner, the daughter of a tranny, the athletic figured body, that’s still been jacked up but not to the same degree as the rest of them, and her shamelessness on social media is likely scheduled by her team “OK post a titty pic today, then an ass pic on Monday to start the week”…all based on analytics and the best time to post cuz there’s a team behind this empire, a whole bunch of people knee deep in analytics that allow garbage like this to exist.. The only hope I have is that while rolling in the sand…she rolled through dog shit…assuming this is at Kim’s home, where the yard if full of dog shit, since they house trained her as a puppy it’s been hard to get used to a toilet for her… Right?
Demi Lovato is this famous for who the fuck knows why, but we can assume it has to do with Disney exploiting her at a young age… While Bella Thorne is famous for pretty much the same reason, two stage parented, wild and crazy Disney Kids, who were coddled, made money, aimed to please their families, before having some mental lapse or rebellion…. Two peas in the same exploitative pod… And they continue the scandal, the hype, the attention seeking you’d expect from two Disney Kids, by going to what I guess is a strip club togehter… You know, BFF each other, be weird together, be LESBIANS and GENDER NEUTRAL cuz it’s hype and in together…and MOOCH MOOCH MOOCH the paparazzi and fans who will buy into you and your bullshit together… This is some straight manipulative scamming that I only want to see when there is more scissoring… Lesbianism, especially when pop, is so boring… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF DEMI AND BELLA TOGETHER FOREVER CLICK HERE
Elyse Taylor is nude of the day… Elyse Taylor is a sexy Australian bikini model…who is probably best knows to the surf community as the face or tits in a bikini for O’Neill…..while to the rest the world she is known as the unknown, nameless girl who kinda looks like Miranda Kerr cuz like black people, and white people, all Australians look the same….in the Victoria’s Secret catalog…. But apparently she has gets naked, now that the Victoria’s Secret, get knocked up by a celeb, get knocked up by a billionaire hustle didn’t work for her, and instead she needs to work it harder, or more simplistic than other models… Sometimes, the least complicated strategy is the right one, and you go “shit that was easy”…when it comes to modeling, keep it simple, just get naked and if enough people want to fuck you, you’ll get cast in some campaigns or a music video that will make you exist… All this trying to navigate parties, traveling 300 days a year like Rita Ora, hustling…can be simplified with a – just get fucking naked… So here she is….giving into that….to hopefully live the dream… See how easy that was…..real easy…
Looks like Cherry Blossom is getting pregnant in Hawaii… Looks like Cherry Blossom is getting pregnant in Hawaii…or wherever the fuck she’s on Vacation now that the Riverdale show is done filming Season 2, something I have a feeling the executives at Riverdale did not expect to have happen, because if you’ve seen Riverdale and I have, you will know that the shit is so badly written, that it makes zero fucking sense, that is hardly compelling, at least not to an old pervert with a bit of a brain, sure it’s liquor soaked, waterlogged, half retarded brain, but clearly one far more sophisticated than the half retard, ADHD, kid addicted to porn who I assume they target in the show, who watches the show, who has made the show a hit….I blame a lack of hot chicks, as this one is the only hot one, and looking at her in a bikini is totally uneventful, because maybe women are just uglier than they used to be…the fake faces and all make them ugly…maybe the hot chick on TV is just a myth…social media a lie..the face filters and shit make them lazy…because I’m not impressed… The hot chick from a well marketed and well distributed show…half naked…not looking hot…I feel so lied to…and no wonder this pop filled, garbage eating, flimsy generation….is so fucking confused about everything, including their own genders…it’s because marketers and producers are fucking lazy… It’s the era of access to the most information, the most art, the most knowledge, the most porn, the most everything…yet the shit that works is Memes that a half retard would understand….. Step it up people….and by step it up…I mean…pull down them bikini bottoms Cherry Blossom…and show us the gateway to your soul. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE