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Charlotte McKinney Topless of the Day

I have some inside scoop on Charlotte McKinney, other than that she was never famous, but managed to promote herself using her tits, tits that landed her a gig on NETWORK TV as Dancing with the Stars…a MASSIVE show…that people in America watch and that I guess needed a social media slut to captivate bored suburban husbands in their 50s who are forced to watch the shit in their trailer park homes… POINT BEING…she’s been a nothing, remains a nothing, and has decided to target a woman audience, to polarize her success and try to get more brand deals, because it’s the era of the woman.. WHILE ALL HER FANS ARE DUDES… Dudes who leave comments bitching her out for not posting bikini pics, causing a lame uprising, that is hardly an uprising because no one cares about her…but that makes me laugh because her strategy clearly failed – so she’s brought back the slutty… GOOD JOB.

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Sahara Ray InstaThot of the Day

Instagram Thot SAHARA RAY NOT getting reported for showing tits on Instagram. Sahara Ray was one of the original big tits on instagram who supported her instagram with big tit photoshoots that often times took place in the desert…for magazines…with famous photographers…and she had legitimacy as the big tits…the hipster tits…the instagram tits…so much so that she got a huge following… She was whoring her tits out before everyone was, and I think she was the motivation behind TV StAR AND RAT FACED CUNT EM RATA to get her tits out there…before the rest of the world realized something we’ve always known…and that is that tits get hits.. Seriously, I scroll through instagram at least once a day and see countless topless pics of tits, and sure they are just tits, but they clearly weren’t raised on the same interent as me, where tits weren’t allowed on mainstream sites that had mainstream ads…but somehow we’ve evolved as a people..thanks to somewhores like this.. But my site is called porn for posting this shit, and my insta has been deleted 4 times…. Thanks internet for segregating me. Nothing we ain’t seen before!

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Maitland Ward’s Pussy Eating Her Bikini of the Day

Maitland Ward’s Pussy Eating Her Bikini is the worst caption I’ve ever read….it actually made my stomach turn in disgust without even seeing the pics – because I know just what I am in for… I know that there will be this old lady and her deflated pussy lips in a bikini posing like she’s hot..in the most bootleg of shoot – because despite making 43k a month from you perverts, she’s not investing any of it back into her content, her business, or any of that…and that alone is bad business.. The fact she’s tried that many people to sponsor her life blows my fucking mind, because she’s vile…but I guess people like childhood fantasies when they turn 40…or people like 40 year olds they feel sorry for or relate to more than actual hot chicks…because hot chicks are snobby cunts…while this one is begging you to pay to touch her sloppy cunt… I don’t understand her revival, or how this worked out so well for her but it is pretty amazing…confusing..but amazing…in the worst posible way.. These pics are vile, gutter, and I have seen some gross shit in my life…I am desensitized, I can handle gross..what the fuck is this…

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Uma Thurman Big Old Tits in a Bathing Suit of the DAy

Uma Thurman is still rich as fuck, established as fuck, she’s tricked you all into jerking off to her big tits in the 90s thanks to Tarantino…. She is still not a man, despite what her hands have been trying to tell us all these years…and she still confidently put on a bathing suit…despite being old…. Which is actually considerate of her, because most of these egos get into a bikini because they are cocky and egos.. egos that usually are too vain even when they are disgusting… I like that there is a little resistance on her part, a little insecurity, self doubt…negotiations as to whether to put the bikini on or not… BUt I don’t like anything else… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Candice Swanepoel’s Fat Uterus of the Day

MMMMMMMMM Pregnant models….nothing hotter than a baby factory….a woman who for a decade played the hot South African blonde chick who statistically has a higher chance of having HIV, since she’s from South Africa, but I don’t know if that stat applies to white people… What I am trying to say is that Candice, who got knocked up a year ago, clearly likes being pregnant, maybe because she gets to eat whatever she wants, or maybe because she’s a religious person and follows god’s will of have the baby when you’re knocked up, don’t abort, but back to back babies, in her family planning seems mental… And more importantly, disgusting to look at in a bikini, maybe she thinks it’s hot or beautiful, or amazing…a miracle that fuels her narcissism..but the rest of us find it fucking gross…a parasite inside her….growing, mooching off her, only to rip through her pussy for freedom…in what will probably be soon, at least based on her massive inflated womb…ready to drop porn never my interest. To See the Rest of the Pics of the Day CLICK HERE

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That Dude Lea Michele’s Dude Body in Women’s Fitness Gear of the Day

Look at those masculine hips. So hot… I wonder if she’s got the cameltoe cup that got me deleted off the Amazon Affiliate program….where they stole 800 dollars from me because AMAZON is the devil trying to ruin small business.. I won’t like it, because we hate AMAZON…but it’s a fake cameltoe for trannies to use to tuck with more authenticity…so boy hips or not…you think it’s got a pussy… I am amazed if people find this dude hot, but I feel compelled to post her pics…making me question my own sexuality…like what am I drawn to this Glee bullshit…I don’t know…I’ll never know…

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Naomi Watts in a Swimsuit of the Day

Naomi Watts, like the unopened carton of milk in my fridge from 3 months ago, I never bothered noticing her pre-expiration date so I’m not gonna put her in my mouth now… She’s in her 50s I assume, she’s a mom, and sure I’ve seen her in a few movies, and that’s all fine, but seeing her in a bikini, or bathing suit, or whatever the fuck this is…is not that hot or exciting to me…and it wouldn’t have been anymore exciting if she was still in her 20s…unless you’re into thin Australian women on a hustle to get famous in America through sex….because Australian girls are slutty…which I guess I am… But at least she’s not fat. TO SEE THE REST OF NAOMI WATTS IN A BATHING SUIT – CLICK HERE

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Naomi Watts in a Swimsuit of the Day

Naomi Watts, like the unopened carton of milk in my fridge from 3 months ago, I never bothered noticing her pre-expiration date so I’m not gonna put her in my mouth now… She’s in her 50s I assume, she’s a mom, and sure I’ve seen her in a few movies, and that’s all fine, but seeing her in a bikini, or bathing suit, or whatever the fuck this is…is not that hot or exciting to me…and it wouldn’t have been anymore exciting if she was still in her 20s…unless you’re into thin Australian women on a hustle to get famous in America through sex….because Australian girls are slutty…which I guess I am… But at least she’s not fat. TO SEE THE REST OF NAOMI WATTS IN A BATHING SUIT – CLICK HERE

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Bella Thorne Says Goodbye to Instagram of the Day

Attention seeking Bella Thorne…who is actually succeeding with the masterful balancing act that is being a weirdo in your social media feed to compensate for being a sterile Disney kid for all those years…because you have emotional trauma she doesn’t even know exists in her soul because she has no depth…she just knows how to manipulate the audience and suck them into her world that is hardly that interesting…but that is more interesting than the lives of the people who are into her… She’s slutty on her social media, but not too slutty, still locking in deals and starring in movies that I’ll never see, but I’m not the target marketing…all while documenting some dude, who may not identify as a dude, mooching as fuck off of her…. She’s made an announcement that she is quitting social media, yet she’s been posting social media since posting her “final post”…so another lie, my dream is social media will die..but it sucks people in and they just keep coming back. TO SEE BELLA THORNE LOOKING LIKE SHIT CLCIK HERE

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Demi Lovato Getting Her Dick Sucked of the Day

Demi Lovato, the champion of bi-polar disorder she has the luxury to have, thanks to being a rich and exploited Disney Child Star….allowing her to start a charity, but more interestingly, she has the ability to have an excuse for her bad behavior…a “disease”…so that she doesn’t have to be accountable for her actions, her addictions, her good times, her sexuality that involves fucking Miley Cyrus when they were both broken and exploited for fame and fortune teens… I still don’t know one Demi Lovato song, but people like her, so here she is getting her dick sucked in concert because you can’t have a concert without sexuality anymore…can you….CAN YOU… More slut…

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