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Candice Swanepoel Baby Maker of the Day

Candice Swanepoel obviously likes cum up inside her, girl just can’t help but be pregnant, she got off that birth control when she realized she’d still have a career at Victoria’s Secret, or maybe they can’t fire these girls now thanks to the nature of the patriarchy, knowing she could turn on them and call them out for singling her out for loving cum inside her, and being pregnant as that’s not what bikini models are hired for… She just had a kid and is already having a second – she like to abuse that vagina hard….it’s like have the stitches from the first one even come out yet, is this one just the leftover from the last one, this is just crazy the world is overpopulated dammit…and here she is having 100 fucking kids.. I figure, despite pregnancy being the most unnatural thing ever, even though they tell you it’s the most natural thing ever, is porn to some people, mainly those who never got a girl knocked up and wish nothing more than having a child to carry their name and legacy…not porn to me, it’s weird to me, especially in a bikini but if Candice wants to clickbait for the paparazzi who am I to ignore it… It’s so creepy, because she’s fitness model pregnancy, so she only gains weight in her gunt and it’s freaking me out…aren’t prengnat women supposed to be tanks…this one is so skinny I can see the baby crawling around up inside her…the ass looks solid though… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Baby Maker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Beckinsale in a Bra of the Day

Old as fuck Kate Beckinsale….the mom of some slutty 18 year old college girl…who nerds and weirdos know and love from being in some Underworld movie about vampires and all the sequels… My theory is that she could potentially be a vampire because she doesn’t age…and still looks like she looked when she was a younger mom…but then again, maybe it’s just testament to breeding young so that the body bounces back…or Plastic Surgery, or her whole existence is about conditioning herself to look good but I’ll stick with vampire theory…it makes more sense to her LARPING fans…not too busy LARPING to notice her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Megan Irwin Slutty Shoot of the Day

Megan Irwin is possibly Steve Irwin’s daughter, posing all naked or naked enough because the dad died when she was young, eaten by the wildlife he used to exploit to get rich, and she now has daddy issues…. Not to mention, she’s used to the good life, he was a big fucking star in his zookeeper’s outfit….and she’s forced to post seductively to get the bills paid, or people to follow her, because she fears the predators her dad used to exploit, but not scared to exploit herself…for that same audience… She’s used to that good life…and the good life comes from this… Then again, Megan Irwin may not be Steve Irwins daughter and this post was a waste of all of our time. The post Megan Irwin Slutty Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini Top of the Day

I wrote that a few months ago, that I accidentally heard Sara Sampaio doing a talk on her being sexually assaulted by a magazine that she shot nude for, who posted those nude pics she was the consenting model in, and published them in the magazine she was nude modeling for…because sometimes shoots get carried away and you get naked, but that doesn’t mean the magazine paying for the shoot can post them….even when the magazine is a titty magazine called LUI…And I thought to myself, what a fucking idiot, to do a shoot for a nude magazine, to get naked in said shoot, and to ask them to not post the pics, only to have them post the pics…last time I checked, that is not sexual assault…and her going after the magazine as if it was…is just nuts. She is not that hot, but she is a Victoria’s Secret model..so she matters…and knows her ass gets hits on social media….and she gets paid accordingly….so post it. The post Sara Sampaio in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Lovato Bathing Suit of the Day

Demi Lovato is Bikini Selfie-ing….or bikini posting…. Demi Lovato sexualizing herself with her tits and her face injections…creeps me out…but I guess people who are obsessed with Disney, because she was a Disney Kid, and because we know there are people obsessed with Disney, unable to get over it, because they had some childhood trauma and Disney feels like home… Her thickness doesn’t offend me…her showing off her thickness doesn’t offend me but I don’t like inconsistent liars….who try to spin things to her advantage and benefit and the people brainwashed by her just lap it up like puppies….one day she’s fat and not in make up celebrating being fat, the next she’s trying to be a hot instagram thot half naked on her instagram… I like consistent sluttiness…but I appreciate that at least she’s been working out to get to this bikini selfie pic we all love proven by the success of instagram. The post Demi Lovato Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez Big Hips in Leggings of the Day

Jennifer Lopez has some really thick hips / thighs / in leggings it really showcases how fucking large she is…I mean shit looks like a disability…or a liability…hard to walk with them…but it’s the reason she exists… I guess the dudes she fucks are really into this…you know the Hispanic and Black types who see it as fertility or femininity….the more cellulite the more likely her baby will have food to suck out of her tit – despite being menopausal…don’t tell her that…she won’t believe it and is so rich that she’s probably paid menopause to back off for a few more decades…because she feels her period goes with her overall look and she can’t give up on that…bio-hack… I find it interesting that she just keeps on going for this…drive attention to herself…and it must be hard to maintain that body that looks like it doesn’t workout…but that does workout…because it is her marketing hook and without the celebrity pressure she’d likely be 400 pounds sitting on her porch watching a cockfight or some shit hispanic…not that she’s that hispanic, but culturally she is, her ass clearly is… so she can legally appropriate that to get all the fans she has… Either way, her’s J.Lo in leggings. I kinda like it… The post Jennifer Lopez Big Hips in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Bikini Amazing of the Day

Britney Spears is the kind of mom I would want to fuck even if she was my mom…she is really just that good… I guess it’s easy for me to say that I would fuck my mom because she died at a young age and I don’t really have a reference point as to how weird fucking your own mom would be… But I stand by the fact that if I was one of her sons, I would totally try to get the best of her, crawl back in the womb dick first, or even mouth first…ideally when she was totally fucking medicated… I don’t know how old her kids are, so maybe it’s premature to say these things, like maybe they are just little kids and that’s terrible and weird… I do think they are probably in their 20s by now, cuz Britney is old but thanks to being held captive in the open, she’s stayed fit and hot…and here are her bikini selfies I like… The post Britney Spears Bikini Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

Charli XCX is some clickbait performer who would show her tits as often as she could over the last 4-5 years of being a clickbait performer who never quite made it to the mainstream, like you don’t know her songs or her choreographed dances – but if you do you’re a fucking weirdo… But she did have her tits and ass out, in leotards and other outfits, trying to get attention for her music the totally logical way…of having her tits and ass out rather than the merit of her singing ability, or songs and performance..because we don’t live in an era where you get famous for being good at something, everyone is good at something…we live in the porn generation where women get naked and pretend it’s about empowerment not low hanging strategies to get noticed…TITS GET HITS….and I’m all for that..who cares about shitty songs when we got tits. She’s on vacation in a bikini and I guess I’m posting the pics she posted assuming you don’t follow her on social media…and you probably don’t.. Here are her nipples in 2016 TO SEE THE REST OF HER NIPPLES CLICK HERE The post Charli XCX Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Madison Beer May Have Nipples of the Day

Madison Beer was in a crop top….and apparently you can see her nipple..which I guess i a big deal to pervert fans of Madison Beer who have wanted to see her nipple, but missed out on her nipple, because she doesn’t expose her nipple, as her mom has taught her to be a little modest in her fame whoring, a little low key, a little demure and classy, even in an era where nipples being exposed are just part of being a girl…even teens in high school are showing nipple in protest of the patriarchy…. I don’t see a nipple here…..but I figure if someone does see a nipple here it is my duty to share that with other people desperate enough to want to see nipples on a young busty youtube starlet who banged bieber for a record deal thanks to her mom’s hustle… Apparently – she sings… The post Madison Beer May Have Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halle Berry Got That Bikini On of the Day

Halle Berry is on some comeback tour, because I guess she’s Halle Berry and ready to try to shine again, as these women hate tapping out and accepting their fate as only valuable when young and hot, so they put all kinds of energy into being old and hot…working out, diet, all that other stuff like plastic surgery…all in efforts to keep getting work, praise, etc…instead of just sitting on their pile of money..it’s like they think it’s their duty to us to clickbait…and post bikini pics… I’m ok with that, like I’m ok with her being an icon or motivator to the young black folk of the world – even though she grew up white, in a white area, with a white mom, and the black thing is just an angle to win oscars…and I’m ok with that cultural appropriation because she’s hot… Here’s some Halle Berry Booty in a Sheer Shirt of the DAy TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halle Berry Got That Bikini On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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