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Leilani Dowding Knows How To Model Bikinis

I know I may call Leilani Dowding a hot nobody (with an emphasis on the nobody), but credit where credit’s due, the girl knows how to deliver a great bikini photoshoot. Namely, by ditching her top. Hey, it works every time. That said, Leilani’s handbra technique could still use a little work. It’s not entirely her fault though. Ideally, there’d be more of a handful to grab onto. Photos: Fameflynet

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More Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures

I’ve got even more Kate Beckinsale bikini goodness for you guys again today, though unfortunately they’re still not the greatest quality. Obviously, Kate’s killer body means these pictures are pretty good no matter what, but I think it’s about time we start a fundraiser or something to get this paparazzi a better camera. Anybody on the Kate Beckinsale bikini beat needs top of the line equipment. Such an important subject deserves to be covered properly. Photos: Fameflynet

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Candice Swanepoel for Brasil Fashion’s Night Out of the Day

Candice Swanepoel who is not Brazilian, was cast to promote Brasil’s Fashion Night out for their Fashion week…because I guess Brazilians are done with their own models, they send them up here, and take bikini models, make them stand by the pool, not in bikinis…just to be different…kinda like how their hottest prostitutes usually come stock with cock…you know why make things as good as they possibly can be when you can shit on their entire being…. Brazilians don’t have it all figured out…but they do have great asses, and so does Candice who is not Brazilian, but still worth looking out. I know, this post is life changing. Deal with it. I am still drunk.

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AnnaSophia Robb’s Awesome Booty Profile

I’m not really sure why AnnaSophia Robb is dressed like an ’80s hooker in these pictures, but I’m going to assume it’s because she’s filming her show The Carrie Diaries . To be honest though, I don’t really care what she’s doing here, seeing as how I’m currently mesmerized by that booty of hers. I was never that big a fan of AnnaSophia, but I definitely am now. Hell, I might even watch her lame show. OK, I think that might be my worst joke of the year. Sorry everyone. » view all 31 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com

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Elisandra Tomacheski Belongs In A Bikini

I’ve said it before, but this Elisandra Tomacheski is dangerously hot. So proceed with caution when it comes to this massive bikini photoshoot she did for Ellis Beach Wear. Because just one look at that booty can cause an instant pant fire. So make sure to take regular breaks and stay hydrated, I don’t want to be held responsible for anyone hurting themselves. » view all 98 photos

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Elisandra Tomacheski Belongs In A Bikini

Elisandra Tomacheski Belongs In A Bikini

I’ve said it before, but this Elisandra Tomacheski is dangerously hot. So proceed with caution when it comes to this massive bikini photoshoot she did for Ellis Beach Wear. Because just one look at that booty can cause an instant pant fire. So make sure to take regular breaks and stay hydrated, I don’t want to be held responsible for anyone hurting themselves. » view all 98 photos

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Sarah Hyland’s Sexy Bikini Instagram

I’m glad to see that Sarah Hyland ‘s hottie training is still going strong, and when it comes to mentors, they don’t get much better than Sofia Vergara . Anyway, here’s Sarah taking after Sofia in the best way possible: by posting a great bikini picture on Instagram. And if Sarah learned anything, hopefully this is just the beginning, and there’s going to be a lot more where this came from. For now though, enjoy.

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Tara Reid is in a Bikini in Ibiza of the Day

Tara Reid is an angel sent from heaven, and by heaven I mean some perpetual Spring Break in the sky, that is always eternal, and filled with fat necked dudes and fake titty bitches, like a Vegas pool party, where all walks of life, usually horrible places, come to live out their celebrity fantasies like they were J.Lo…by the pool, listening to bad music, wearing shitty bikinis, looking’ awesome with their ravaged fake lip plastic surgery…all wasted as fuck looking for rich dudes to fuck because rich dudes have bottles for them to drink and fun hotel rooms to get smashed in… I mean I don’t think it’s a horrible life, it’s better than any movie she’s been in, even though she may or may be a little old for this, but sometimes it doesn’t take throwing away your youth, having kids who rob your life to make you the 60 year old in the Foam party rocking’ a Glowstick to Daft Punk…sometimes you can just never bow down from the college days… I still think she looks good in a bikini, but in my defence, I’ve had sex with sandwich meat before…and it wasn’t even fresh.

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Helen Flanagan’s Topless Hustle of the Day

Helen Flanagan is the future…I am not sure what that even means or if it is a reference point to us all being doomed because girls are so hung-up on fame and male attention, and not even the typical girls you’d assume would be hung up with male attention, you know the ones with daddy issues…but rather every fucking girl with a cell phone taking camera phone pics for guys to give them likes…and sometimes herpes…if they are lucky enough to make the ill decision of going to meet their biggest fans…because everyone wants to be Famous for nothing, you know, appreciated for their tits, where all they need to do is bow down and out of a traditional TV role level of fame and say to the world “Hey look at me, I’ve got tits”…it’s kinda insane, but it makes for dumb bitches and dumb bitches make for decent blow jobs, but in then again, I’ve never had a blow job I didn’t like, even a shitty blow job is good, so being a vapid cunt who only cares about getting naked on the internet, isn’t a pre-requisite, it just makes jerking off to them easier…and here’s a topless pic I guess this nobody is proud of, probably not as proud as her parents when she said “I’m quitting my well paying TV gig on a national Soap to take off my shirt”…I mean assuming she’s got Parents… It’s the Glamour model generation and I like it.

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Beach Chair Fight of the Day

Sometimes all a beach needs a little friendly game of throw your beach chair at your neighbor to really allow you to take in the horrible techno music, fully embrace your molly roll, as half naked girls in bikinis walk by you….I mean why take in the sun and scenery of a beautiful hot summer day…when you can start beach chair riots… It happened in Israel, I can’t be too sure if it has anything to do with the Palestinians and the Jews fighting over beach territory, but I am going to assume that it is, provided Palestinians are allowed on the beaches…

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