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Nina Agdal for Leonisa Lingerie of the Day

As far as I’m concerned Nina Agdal looks retarded, at least in the face, and based on the fact that she’s dating Adam/Avril Lavigne, she probably is retarded, at least in her mental capacity, but that body is just fucking magical and fit when photoshopped to shit, making her the next SI Covergirl, because by December Kate Upton will have eaten herself to death like she was Anna Nicole Smith, and well the A-List relationship will make this one a household name…it’s all strategic…and the only sad thing in all this is that retarded people don’t all look like this..it would make changing their diapers at the home far more fun…

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Nina Agdal for Leonisa Lingerie of the Day

Rita Ora Spread Pussy Shot of the Day

I spent the better part of the day yesterday staring at girls in bikinis with their legs uncrossed and it turns out…I really like it. Makes me wonder why I don’t live in a beach town where I can spend my days doing it…rather than sitting on the internet looking at pics of it… But then I remember the reason…severe laziness…and inability to accomplish anything.. But this isn’t about me, it’s about RITA ORA, the new Rihanna and her spread legs in a white bikini, showing us she’s not as fat as she used to be an that she’s ready to take the reins from our dying Rihanna heroine…as she falls deeper into insanity, bring in the second string… I’m into it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rita Ora Spread Pussy Shot of the Day

Barbie Blank aka Kelly Kelly’s Sexy Bikini Tweet

I know July 4th was last week, but when it comes to hotties in bikinis, I’m pretty sure it’s my patriotic duty to post them whenever possible. So here’s Barbie Blank , formerly known as Kelly Kelly, with a sexy red, white and blue bikini tweet for all of us today. And as an added bonus, here’s a video showcasing Barbie’s talents on WWE back when she was on. Barbie, the Little Tuna salutes you for everything you’ve done for this country. Good work.

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Miss World Rosanna Davison Bikini Pictures

In case you always wondered what happened to former beauty pageant winners, here you go: they continue to look hot in bikinis, like former Miss World Rosanna Davison here. I’m not sure what else she’s up to these days, but after these pictures, I think Rosanna could definitely make a second career out of looking good at the beach. It’s big business for hot nobodies, and I should know. If Rosanna wants any tips, I’m available to consult.

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The Howe Twins Bikini Pictures Are Double The Pleasure

My Twin Twitter girlfriends Carla and Melissa Howe were kind enough to send me these pictures from their latest photoshoot. I was going to keep them for myself since I’m a little possessive when it comes to my ladies, but they are just too hot not to share. So you’re welcome. Anyway, I think Carla, Melissa and I should take our relationship to the next level. I just bought a video camera so I need to practice using it. What’d ya say girls?

Julia Pereira’s Tasty Bikini Goodness

Last time I did a post on Julia Pereira , it was by accident. I got her confused with another ridiculously hot bikini model. To be fair, most of them look the same from behind. But this time, it’s no accident, and Julia’s looking mighty fine here at the beach. In fact, if she’s game, I’d love to take her out for a day of motorboating. I’ll pick up some life jackets from the store, Julia can meet me in my room, and we’ll get started. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet , PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Klum Bikinis of the Day

Heidi Klum may be 100 years old and she may have a dozen half black babies and her body may have been ravaged by Seal’s arm sized penis…but she still looks good enough in a bikini for me…which isn’t saying much, I have a bikini fetish and can jerk off to bikinis hanging on a clothes line, it’s a talent…a very weird talent that I thank my delusions and imagination for making possible…but not as much as I thank Heidi Klum for putting that well traveled ass crack on Instagram to show off her sunburn..that’s the kind of light hearted fun that could get a bitch raped…especially when she looks like Heidi Klum, I mean she’s almost begging for someone to shit on her like she was still in Germany… TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sallie Axl Is A Sexy Bisexual Model/Fire-eater

Man, those Brits work fast. If you guys remember my last post on this Sallie Axl chick, she’s the bisexual model/fire-eater who was on the latest season of Big Brother . And apparently she already got kicked out, I’m assuming because there were even bustier, crazier chicks in the house. Either way, it doesn’t matter, because the show worked, Sallie got invited to the UK premiere of some movie called Get Lucky , and now she’s officially our newest busty British nobody/reality star. She’s even already mastered how to properly exit a car . Here’s hoping we see more of Sallie in the future. I’m really looking forward to working with her. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Paris Hilton Reveals Her Booty In A Bikini

Paris Hilton just made me eat my words. Earlier today , I was bashing her for hiding her booty, but finally she has revealed it and even though she could use a couple of daily sets of deep knee bends, she has nothing to be ashamed of. Man, I hate being wrong, especially when it comes to this useless broad.

Kenda Perez, Rachelle Leah, Chrissy Blair And Venessa Hanson Bikini Hotness

In case you still needed further proof that MMA has officially KO-ed boxing as our nation’s #1 bloodsport, UFC held a bikini-filled Independence Day celebration in Las Vegas yesterday. And even though Octagon girls  Kenda Perez, Rachelle Leah, Chrissy Blair and Venessa Hanson aren’t exactly household names like Arianny Celeste or Brittney Palmer , I think we can call it. Hot chicks in bikinis wins by unanimous decision. » view all 34 photos Photos: WENN.com

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