I said it once and I’ll say it again, Elisandra Tomacheski is the hottest thing you’ll see all day. There’s no point going to other sites trying to find the next set of pics to get your jollies off. If Elisandra doesn’t do it for you, well then you must be into some weird freaky sh#t because I’m pretty sure that this chick can put lead in just about any pencil. Anyway, I hope to see more of Elisandra in the near future.
Here’s an inspiring story that is perfectly suited for all you drunk, bikini wearing, Fourth of July celebrators…. BRAZORIA COUNTY, TX — Two women had the inside of their crotches searched on the side of the highway, thanks to the dutiful enforcement of tyrannical drug prohibition laws. Officers pulled the women over for speeding on their way home from the beach. Of course, traffic stops are just the excuse a good enforcer needs to begin fishing for reasons to throw people in cages. After finding a small amount of forbidden plants in the vehicle, officers weren’t satisfied. They wanted more. The two women, dressed only in bikinis, were told they were going to get an internal body cavity search. “Are you serious,” Brandy Hamilton asked the trooper. “If you hid something in there, we’re going to find it,” said the trooper. “You’re going to go up my private parts?!” Hamilton said. “You are going to stick your fingers in my stuff” “Yes ma’am.” The women say that the same glove was used to violate all of their orifices. From being pulled over for speeding….to the trooper smelling weed…to a full cavity search…with the same gloves…sounds like the opening scene of a porn movie…I mean friends who bikini together, and smoke weed together, should be be violated together with the same glove…even though I figure at that point..you might as well do the cavity search with your tongue. I know I would. The fact weed is illegal is just insane to me…the fact cops are corrupt assholes who abuse their authority..and finger bang chicks while pretending to search for weed, is just the way it is… I mean aren’t there real crimes to be chasing down? I don’t know she kinda looks like she likes it…
Alright guys, here’s a healthy dose of some sweet juicy booty brought to you by Christina Milian . I don’t know what Christina does anymore, but I think her new profession should be a Hollywood Tuna booty model. It doesn’t pay well, but I’d be more than happy to pull out my trusty iPhone 3G, rub baby oil all over that thing and take pictures of it on a regular basis. It deserves to be noticed and only Hollywood Tuna can bring it the popularity that it needs.
Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride…. The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis… Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.
I had to look up this Catrin Claeson , because I don’t think I’ve seen this hottie before. And according my research, I’ve discovered that she’s a Danish model and I think she might be allergic to wearing a top. Which is all great news for us. So enjoy these bikini pictures for now, but I definitely hope we see more of Catrin. And soon.
Here is unknown model Reed C. modelling for some bikini photoshoot. Now because this chick just has a letter for her last name, I couldn’t find one thing about her on the web. No biggie! We’ll just stare at her booty for a few seconds and forget that she ever existed. See what happens when a wannabe supermodel thinks that they are hot enough to ditch their last name? They lose their once in a lifetime opportunity of receiving the massive Tuna bump. It’s a shame.
For a while there, I was pretty upset to learn that Tamara Ecclestone got married , but I’m finally starting to come around. Because even though my dreams of making her my future ex-wife have taken a hit, it obviously doesn’t mean we’ve seen the last of those million dollar funbags of hers. Case in point, here she is with her MILF sister Petra Ecclestone in bikinis. So even though Tamara’s married now, I’m glad to see nothing else has changed. Photos: Fameflynet
You’re gonna have to give me a minute for my brain to come back online after looking at these Elisandra Tomacheski bikini pictures, because this shoot is so hot I’m pretty sure it just made me forget my address and my birthday. So proceed with caution with these, unless you want to spend the rest of the day staring at your computer screen drooling. Actually, that doesn’t sound half bad. I’d better clear my afternoon schedule just in case. » view all 15 photos
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