Tag Archives: Bikinis

Candice Swanepoel’s Booty Inspector

All I know is that I want that job, and I’m willing to pay to have it. Where do I apply?

Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Car Wash

Man, I wish I was rich! That should be me hosing down Joanna Krupa while she washes my Ferrari in a bikini . If only running a website with celebrity hotties paid better… Anyway, the douchebag who gets to have his way with Joanna on a regular basis is wealthy nightclub owner Romain Zago. I’ve never heard of him, but I know for fact that he could never love Joanna the way that I do. Creepy, but true.

Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Car Wash

Man, I wish I was rich! That should be me hosing down Joanna Krupa while she washes my Ferrari in a bikini . If only running a website with celebrity hotties paid better… Anyway, the douchebag who gets to have his way with Joanna on a regular basis is wealthy nightclub owner Romain Zago. I’ve never heard of him, but I know for fact that he could never love Joanna the way that I do. Creepy, but true.

Phoebe Price Bikini Pictures

I don’t know why I’m posting these bikini pictures of Phoebe Price . Most of you don’t even know who she is and she’s not even hot. I guess I feel it is necessary to post any chick in a bikini. It’s a sickness. So ladies, feel free to email photos of yourselves wearing swimwear or lingerie and chances are I’ll put them up. Just click “contact” on the top right corner of the site.

Does Christina Milian Have A Hot Sister?

Here is Christina Milian in a sexy swimsuit with what appears to be her sister. At least, I think it is because they look exactly alike. If so, Christina’s hotness stock just skyrocketed. The thought of squeezing my naked body in between to curvy Milians is enough to cause a serious pant fire. Time to do some real investigative journalism and find out. Stay tuned…

Sexy Spring Breakers Bikini Promo Pic

I’d hate to be be the guy who has to clean up the movie theater after this film plays in… Here’s the latest Spring Breakers promo pic with Vanessa Hudgens , Selena Gomez , Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine all in their little bikinis. I hope it lives up to all the sex they are trying to sell because if it does, I might buy my first DVD ever.

Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan

According to Wikipedia, Bella Thorne was born October 8, 1997. I’m not very good at math, but I’m pretty sure that if I say one wrong thing, the police will be knocking at my door. Anyway, if I were Lindsay Lohan , I’d just call it a day because this Bella girl is the new Lindsay Lohan minus the drugs, thievery, and broken dreams. I wish her luck in her future. Let’s move along before I get in trouble.

Jennifer Lopez Keeps Hiding Her Fat Booty

Here are some more Jennifer Lopez bikini pictures. She looks good and all but once again why can’t these paparazzi dudes get a shot of her famous booty? Don’t they have little car-like robots they can attach cameras to? The technology is there. C’mon guys! Anyway, I don’t know why she’s making every effort to hide her famous ass but it gets pretty sad when you call on your boyfriend to cover it up for you. What a puss.

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Splash

I’m done for the day, I hope everyone likes the new site design, but before I go I had to share a few shots of a bikini clad hottie. Here’s Jennifer Lopez taking a dip in the pool in her hot little yellow bikini. Can you say MIlf-tastic? I’m amazed that she still manages to keep the paparazzi from getting a shot of that big ass, she’s been doing this for years. You would think that with all the big bootied celebs out there, J-Lo would be proud to show the big thing off. Guess not.

A Few LeAnn Rimes Bikini Tweets

Here are a few shots of LeAnn Rimes in various little bikinis that she posted on her Twitter page. For a woman with such an amazing bikini body, she’s really got one of the ugliest faces in the business. Although to be honest, I don’t know what that business is anymore, all she seems to do is hang out in her bikinis on Twitter . I’m alright with that, but next time hold the camera up in front of your face. Thank you.