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Anna Faris Looking Good in a Bikini of the Day

Anna Faris is 40 years old…and she’s in a bikini for some movie…and looks fucking amazing…I mean 40 year olds aren’t supposed to be this skinny and fit looking…but I guess when your acting career is based on you being cute and funny…you gotta stay cute…because funny won’t carry you when you look like a normal 40 year old…all thick, no waistline, menopausal and into eating cake..and other bad things she picked up during her pregnancy…a pregnancy that’s hard to believe happened for this one…based on this body alone..I guess Chris Pratt keeps his bitch in check, or vice versa…gotta maintain your bitch or be a bitch who maintains for your more famous man…right…it’s the Hollywood cycle of sugar babying…even girls who make their own money are still whores…whores that are luckily in bikinis…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anna Faris Looking Good in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Don't Worry, Tricia Helfer Is Still Hot

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Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland was in a bikini….because the people at Modern Family probably instructed her and her cast to get as shameless as they can for social media in efforts to get people to tune into their shitty show…where they have to sit through badly written low grade sitcom humor to not see the cast they want to fuck in bikinis….it’s a bad strategy…if they want people to tune in, the nakedness should be on the show…not on the social media making the show irrelevant….and what it comes down to is that I am a weirded out by Sarah Hyland’s face / bobble head, small body…and I can’t figure out if I like what I am looking at, or if it is freakish and confusing…I guess I’ll have to spend the rest of the day trying to figure this one out…. The post Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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SKINcoming on DVD & Blu-ray: Berlin Syndrome, Sun Choke, and More 6.27.17

We’ve got a skinsational mix of new releases and remastered classics awaiting you on home video this week!… read more

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Skin Links 6.27.17

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Bella Thorne Envies Opportunist Lesbian Relationships of the Day

Bella Thorne, who ultimately doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things – posted a #GOALS picture of Kirsten Stewart who has really taken this role as lesbian pretty seriously and even dresses the part…because these actors, even the bad ones, have no real identity and everything they do is a fucking parody..and her Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend, who is a fucking scam social climber that I don’t even know how she got into that VS world as a promo model, because she was doing low level hipster shit for so long, and I guess part of the reason was friends she made and fucked from Barbara Palvin to Miley and now this A-List shit….she’s a fucking Anne Heche 2.0…milk the broken lesbian…but you can’t cuz she’s not lactacting…but try…she’s broke on the inside. K Fed her… Reminding us that Bella Thorne is a retard…broken Disney Kid who supports and edorses lies… Here she is dancing awkwardly…on IG Story…because she’s awkward…with her new hair color.. The post Bella Thorne Envies Opportunist Lesbian Relationships of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nipple Video of the Day

Sometimes, we just need to watch a video by a girl about her pierced nipples to really understand the meaning of life, art, humanity, existence, the plight of the feminist woman, and body modification as a commentary to one’s self expression… You know, the whole free the nipple to desexualize the nipple and protest American establishments like FACEBOOK that ban the nipple, and make the nipple feel like it is some sort of freakish second rate citizen that deserves to be left in the basement…. I know, you are so progressive as a person that you don’t see these nipples, but rather just the cross tattoo on her wrist you are trying to understand. Is she religious, or is it a tribute to a priest that raped her, or maybe a tribute to a dead relative…or maybe it’s ironic…we can just never quite tell.. The post Nipple Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened We are in the ERA of BRUCE / CAITLIN GENDER….And bikinis are always shameless and cute….clever family…. The post Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Frida Gustavsson in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Clickbait… Frida Gustavsson is a Swedish model and unlike most Swedish things, like Ikea, which is really the only Swedish thing I know, she’s not practical designed, hard to build or of cheap quality that falls apart a week after you try to build it…but she is clickbait when in a bikini doing model shit that is hardly erotic or exciting…but bikinis and bathing suits…even in a world where that’s all I see on social media…people are into lookin’…. I’m sure I’ve seen her tits before, but it’s so hard to keep track in a world where I’ve seen everyone’s tits, or can ask anyone for tit pics and get them, becuase they are just tits. I don’t know what to do or how to handle this information overload… The post Frida Gustavsson in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Jojo is so racy as she plugs a hotel, but more interestingly her pussy tattoo on her social media…in a one piece bathing suit that all of her is spilling out of, from it being all high waisted and pussy hugging, to her massive tits spilling out, it’s not a bad look for the broad hip short girl…especially when her face looks pretty trash….keep the bikinis or bathing suits coming…so dudes keep you in the mix, and remember jerking off to her music videos that I am sure weren’t hot because they weren’t memorable at all, but dudes, especially Americans are weird about these barely 18 year olds…even 10 years after the fact…due to love, romance, and pathetic loneliness.. The post Jojo in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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