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Zoe Kravitz’s Booty In A Bikini

I haven’t done a ton of posts on Zoe Kravitz , but I’m pretty sure at this point we can go ahead and stop referring to her as Lenny’s daughter. Because a bikini body this good deserves attention no matter who she’s related to. And if Zoe keeps hitting the beach looking like this, I guarantee that pretty soon she’ll be more famous than her dad ever was. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Michelle Hunziker’s Booty In A Bikini

Good news: my favorite Swiss model/MILF Michelle Hunziker is back at the beach and her booty’s looking better than ever. (Trust me, I spent a few hours double-checking.) Anyway, sorry for the little brat ruining some of these shots… That’s the problem with these MILFs, they’ve always got their kids with them, for some weird reason. I mean, c’mon, how’s a pervert supposed to enjoy her sexy mom bikini body like this? It’s just inconsiderate, if you ask me. So here’s hoping next time Michelle is able to ditch the kids and get some much needed alone time with the paps and their cameras. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Hannah Davis Bikini Goodness For The Weekend

I can’t think of a much better way to end another long work week than with pictures of a smoking hot model in a bikini, so here’s SI bombshell Hannah Davis to help us kick off another glorious summer weekend. So enjoy, and just remember to stay hydrated, because these pictures are liable to have you feeling pretty overheated if you’re not careful. » view all 11 photos

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Shanina Shaik Will Blow Your Mind

Here’s Aussie hottie  Shanina Shaik modeling one of my all-time favorite beach outfits: a one-piece. You know, assuming we’re talking about just the bottom piece. Anyway, I’ve always had a thing for Shanina, and this latest shoot of hers just clinches it. So if she ever needs help putting on suntan lotion or anything, I’m the man for the job. Sure, it might take me a couple hours longer than someone else, but hey, I’m just thorough. Call me! » view all 19 photos

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Jessica Lowndes’ Instabooty

I’m pretty sure they cancelled the 90210 reboot years ago, but luckily we can still get our Jessica Lowndes bikini fix thanks to the magic of Instagram. Although I’m pretty sure she meant to send this latest booty shot to her favorite blogger instead of posting it for the rest of you perverts to drool over too. She might want to double-check her privacy settings.

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Britt Maren Has No Nipples for Nasty Gal of the DAy

I have no real gossip or shit to talk on Britt Maren…I don’t even know who she is… The only thing I do know…is that she’s got no nipples.. I am not sure if it is a birth defect, or if it is a product of cancer treatment, or maybe she pulled the Angelina Jolie and opted to get her nipples chopped off because they were either weird, long, inverted, and the Barbie Doll look is better for business, especially if she’s older than the free the nipple movement, where nipples had be censored….because clearly nasty gal is progressive as one of the biggest online retailers, and they’d never censor nipples to appease the Christians…because on the internet…magic happens… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britt Maren Has No Nipples for Nasty Gal of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the DayAlaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the Day

Alaina Huffman is a Canadian actress I’ve never met, even though there are only a couple hundred people in Canada, who all get together a plot the maple syrup takeover, in our igloos, while riding polar bears….and eating beaver…. But if I knew she had a fat womanly ass, I would have probably made more effort….but it’s too late now, she’s got a job, doesn’t live on the streets, and is too fancy for me in places that require bikinis, that aren’t strip clubs… I guess her big fat ass is just another example of my failures… The post Alaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the DayAlaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meet Super Hotie Amanda Gullickson

Because it’s my job to introduce you degenerates to new models for you all to drool over, I want you to meet Amanda Gullickson . According to my research, she got famous from being on some modeling competition show called The Face . But after these bikini pictures, I think she would’ve been better off doing a show called The Body . And if that doesn’t exist yet, it should. Because a bikini body as good as Amanda’s would be must-see TV. » view all 13 photos

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Brooke Burke and her Daughter of the Day

I talk shit on every celebrity and model, it is what I do to get accepted into their bullshit, vapid, suck up community…because apparently everyone loves when people shit talk them, especially Emily Ratajkowski…and other insecure cunts who know they don’t deserve the fame they’ve got… That said, Brooke Burke is one of those non-celebrities, that I’ve actually got hate mail because of something I wrote on her…I’ve had my site hacked cuz of her…and I was so confused because she’s Brooke Burke, a bikini, possibly playboy bootleg Carmen Electra looking trash who is only known for being the fit bust tiny thing that was popular in the late 90s…she hosted a TV show where she traveled the world in a bikini going to lame parties.. yet people fucking care… I guess like the den mother, she’s called the paparazzi, to show her daughter how it works…I’ve seen this happen in strip clubs and whore houses, where mom wants daughter to achieve greatness…and never to young to learn how it works..and if it involves mom/daughter in bikinis, especially when mom is a bit of a slut, good things happen… I think the daughter is 15, so don’t look at her…just think of what is to come in 3 years when she’s figured out the system and leveraging her mom’s contacts, without having to put out like her mom did, to be a better bikini model than her mom every was, because her mom laid down the groudwork for her to be the best… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brooke Burke and her Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears in a Bikini Top of the Day

Britney Spears wore a bikini for social media…because girls wear bikinis…and according to my years of research as a pervert who likes girls in bikinis…most of the girls in bikinis…shouldn’t be in bikinis…but Britney Spears…even when sloppy, or shaving her head…can do know wrong…she’s the kind of girl who gives hope to every cheesy loser out there, that they too can find themselves a poptart to win over, knock up, and live off forever…and I guess she’s also hope to parents everywhere that they too can train their kid to be a cute singing and dancing monkey…that can’t even sing…who they can claim is crazy to get conservatorship over to milk well into her late 30s…which is a pretty fucking good deal…FREE MONEY!! I still like her and think she’s still got it going on…more than just hope…but also busty…big assed and probably entertaining to spend a night alone with…as she tries to recruit you to help her escape the hell she is living while so medicated…it’s hardly considered date rape… The post Britney Spears in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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