What an idiot….I mean…all the signs say don’t go and you actually have to maneuver to avoid the signs saying don’t go, you’d think you’d be able to time beating the fucking train a little better…Jesus… Here’s a guy who ended his interview for TV like a champion… The well paired Kyrgystan Bride a Groom Straight Out of a Horror Movie
Here’s a very fascinating observation…I didn’t care about fat Lily Allen when she was at the peak of her career as the chubby girl who had rich parents…I didn’t care about seeing her topless, I didn’t care about her abortion she marketed as a miscarriage…I didn’t care when she got married and I would have cared if she had a sex tape unless it would make me money…I didn’t like her fat bikini body… So even now that she’s slimmed down…and is showing off…bringing her tits on stage, despite mocking tits getting hits in her last video because all she ever wanted was for people to masturbate to her and say she was pretty…I really don’t care…but for some reason…I’m posting this…I mean I really don’t care at all…but here it is. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Tennis players, when they aren’t built like lesbian tanks, or dudes dressed like girls…but rather on some Russian kick, are exciting to both watch play while they fuck the stadium with their sex noises as they flash their panties skirts…as well as when they are in bikinis. Maria Sharapova is one of the best their ever was in terms of hotness, and this is coming from a man who masturbates in the stands at tennis matches, as it is the only sport I like watching…and seeing these pics of her in a bikini bring me hope of a better tomorrow in this miserable world we live in… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
The Jenner sisters, like all 18 year olds, were in Thailand in bikinis having candid bikini photoshoots taken of them by professional photographers in what is probably a campaign for their own bikini line, because that’s what homeschooling and a mom who exploits you is all about…perks, luxury and half nakedness for attention like you were your older less hairy half sister… I don’t care about rick kids of instagram or their bratty lives…I don’t care to document that upper crust, yet so fucking trashy shit, but when bikinis are involve, I’m into it.
Since I dug those pictures of her so much yesterday, here’s my new favorite adult star Nicole Aniston back for another crazy hot photoshoot at the beach again today. But forget all these bikini shoots, if Nicole really wants to take her career to the next level, she should just make a sex tape with me. Because as far as I know, sex tapes with bloggers have never been done before, so I’m pretty sure there’s a big demand for them. At least there is on my end anyway. Photos: Fameflynet
For today’s installment of hot nobodies in bikinis, I want you guys to meet Cristina Chiabotto . Apparently she’s an Italian TV host and bikini model, along with a former Miss Italy. And after these pictures, I’m betting Cristina singlehandedly won it thanks to the swimsuit portion of the competition. Because I can’t imagine how anyone could possibly compete with this killer bikini body. Anyway, if I have one complaint about Cristina though, it’s that her Instagram is kinda disappointing. There’s way too many quotes in Italian and way too few selfies of Cristina in lingerie. So I guess it’s good to know she isn’t 100% perfect, right? It means I might actually have a chance. Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline. » view all 33 photos
Luli Fama is some bikini company I’ve never heard of…but like all bikini companies, their catalogs fucking suck… Sure they get models who are either hot, trashy, over-hyped, but ultimately, who look good in a bikini, and we all like looking at girls in bikinis, but they do it in the most generic and uninspired way. I don’t have the answers and I can’t tell you how they could do this better, if I did, I would be in advertising, I just know Hannah Davis, who is some 24 year old, young model who was just in Sports Illustrated…born and raised in the Virgin Islands…in a bikini…doesn’t seem all that interesting…despite being half naked….where is the fucking concept LULI fame…you suck
Last time I did a post on Anna Kendrick , I realized for the first time what a solid set of funbags she’s got on her, and I’ve been keeping an eye out for her ever since. So here she is at some event called the Rebels With A Cause gala, which I’m guessing was some kind of charity thing. But as good as Anna’s looking stuffed into this tight dress, I also have an important cause I want to use these pictures of Anna to promote: red carpet cleavage education. Because for too long, my readers and I have had to suffer through hotties like her forgetting to bring their cleavage to big events. And I promise I won’t rest until the problem’s solved for good. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
Time for our daily dose of no-name hotties in bikinis, and today we’ve got Peruvian model Anahi Gonzales causing widespread pants fires with her serious bikini hotness. That weather behind her doesn’t look nearly as nice though, and they should’ve told me, because I would’ve been happy to help provide the shoot with an alternate location. It’s always perfect conditions in my mom’s basement. » view all 18 photos
Time for our daily dose of no-name hotties in bikinis, and today we’ve got Peruvian model Anahi Gonzales causing widespread pants fires with her serious bikini hotness. That weather behind her doesn’t look nearly as nice though, and they should’ve told me, because I would’ve been happy to help provide the shoot with an alternate location. It’s always perfect conditions in my mom’s basement. » view all 18 photos