So here’s Russian model and professional swimsuit hottie Anne V , who you might remember used to go by Anne Vyalitsyna until she apparently decided to make things much easier on lazy bikini bloggers like me. Anyway, according to Google my well-connected sources, Anne is newly single these days, which probably explains what she’s doing walking around looking so smoking hot at the beach all of a sudden. But if Anne’s really looking to make her ex jealous, I hear making a sex tape with a blogger is way more effective than a couple bikini pictures. Call me. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Yeesh. So here’s Katy Perry at the Elle Style Awards being named Woman of the Year for some reason, and there must be something going around Hollywood, because she’s the latest hottie to chop off most of her hair (for some reason). And I don’t know about you guys, but I am not a fan. Thankfully, she’s still got those amazing chesticles to distract me though, and I’ve found that as long as I keep my eyes between Katy’s shoulders and her stomach, I can make this new look work for me. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
You’d think I would’ve heard of this Michelle Lewin chick before, considering I try to stay up to date on all the no-name hotties who invite the paps to watch them lie around on the beach. But somehow I’ve been missing out on this perfect beach booty of hers. Anyway, apparently Michelle’s a Venezuelan fitness model, and I want to officially volunteer to be her personal suntan lotion applier. Whatever I lack in experience, I’ll make up for in enthusiasm. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Move over, Kendall Jenner . You aren’t the only 18-year old making a major modeling impression this week. With the Internet (understandably) ogling a new round of Kate Upton swimsuit issue photos , Gigi Hadid has sent a message with her very first bikini-based magazine spread: What about me?!? Don’t worry, Gigi, we haven’t forgotten about you. Drool over these photos now, fellas, but remember: She’s only 18. 11 Sizzling Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Shots of Gigi Hadid Open Slideshow 1. Real Housewives Star, Really Hot Photo Gigi Hadid is a Real Housewives star. She appears here in the (HOT!) pages of Sports Illustrated. View As List 1. Real Housewives Star, Really Hot Photo Gigi Hadid is a Real Housewives star. She appears here in the (HOT!) pages of Sports Illustrated. 2. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Beauty Gigi Hadid loves her ice cream cone. And we love her in this swimsuit edition picture. 3. Bravo for This Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Star! Gigi Hadid swims out to see in this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition photo. She’s very attractive. 4. Real Housewives Star in Sports Illustrated Gigi Hadid is a first-time Sports Illustrated Swimsuit mode. We’re guessing the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills beauty gets asked back. 5. From Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to Sports Illustrated Gigi Hadid is only 18 years old. Keep that in mind as you stare at this picture, fellas. 6. Topless Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Star Gigi Hadid stars on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And, thanks to this photo, in the fantasies of men everywhere now! 7. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Star in SI Gigi Hadid is a first-time Sports Illustrated model. You know her best from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 8. Gigi Hadid Picture Gigi Hadid heats up the beach for this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition photo. She’s only 18 years old. 9. Gigi Hadid Bikini Photo Hello there, Gigi Hadid! This is a side of the teenager we have not seen on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 10. Gigi Hadid Topless Gigi Hadid is topless in this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition photo. She forgot half her swimsuit! 11. Real Housewives Beauty in Sports Illustrated Gigi Hadid is best known for appearing on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Soon, she’ll be best known for her bikini body instead. Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to see more of Hadid – and compare her bikini body here with others from that Bravo franchise now: Real Housewives: The Ultimate Bikini Body Slideshow Open Slideshow 1. Brandi Glanville Bikini Brandi Glanville is one tall drink of water! View As List 1. Brandi Glanville Bikini Brandi Glanville is one tall drink of water! 2. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pic Kelly Bensimon is proud of her figure. She shows it off here in Shape Magazine. 3. Teresa Giudice Bikini Photo Oh, Teresa Giudice. What would we do without you? 4. Melissa Gorga Bikini Pic Would you tap this? Melissa Gorga shows off her bikini body in Life & Style. 5. Kandi Burruss Instagram Photo Kandi Burruss is proud of her beach body. She shows it off in this photo. 6. Kenya Moore, Ass Kenya Moore flaunts what she’s got. 7. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Calling this Joanna Krupa nipple slip implies that it was accidental. It’s more like her showing off her boobs to the world. Which is cool, just saying. 8. Bethenny Frankel Bikini Body Those Skinnygirl margs sure work for Bethenny. 9. Glen and Cristy Rice Cristy Rice was married to NBA sharp shooter Glen Rice. They are pictured together here. 10. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Blonde bombshell Gretchen Rossi flaunts her figure in a teeny weeny pink bikini. 11. Tamra Barney Bikini OC hottie Tamra rocks a bikini (with a sexy coverup). Lookin’ good! 12. Phaedra Parks Pregnant Pic Phaedra shows off her baby bump in this swimsuit pic. 13. Lisa Hochstein Bikini Lisa Hochstein brings the heat. Miami (and a plastic surgeon husband) does a body good. 14. Kim Zolciak Bikini Kim Zolciak showed off her pregnant bikini bod in this family pic. 15. Ramona Singer Bikini NYC’s Ramona Singer looks fabulous while having fun in the sun. The only thing missing is a glass of Pinot Grigio. 16. Kyle Richards Bikini Hot momma Kyle Richards shows off her fit physique. 17. Alexis Bellino Bikini Alexis Bellino (or as Tamra calls her, “Jesus Jugs”) loves a good bikini selfie. 18. Aviva Drescher NYC’s Aviva Drescher (mom of four!) loves to work out and it shows. 19. Sonja Morgan Bikini Sonja Morgan strikes a pose in a colorful ensemble. 20. Danielle Staub Former Jersey girl Danielle snaps a pic of her yellow bikini. She’s 51! 21. Porsha Williams Bikini Atlanta’s stunning Porsha Williams should wear bikinis all the time. 22. Carlton Gebbia New Beverly Hills cast member Carlton loves to rock sexy little numbers like this bikini. 23. Yolanda Foster There’s no denying that this dutch beauty was a model one upon a time. Yolanda Foster looks fab! 24. Joyce Giraud Beverly Hills newbie Joyce is a two time Miss Puerto Rico!
Kate Upton is Sports Illustrated prized pig from the county fair that is their business…she’s the golden egg…that makes them serious money…because average American Dudes, who read or at least buy the magazine, love her…. Sports Illustrated made her famous, and they’ve made her their cover girl year after year, and even this year, to avoid causing too much controversy using her again, even though they really wanted to…they gave her the “alternate cover”…or the “back cover”…because they know in terms of their magazine, she is the only thing that really matters. I don’t need to sit here and hate on a company that has for the last 50 years found girls to pose in their bikinis, a lot of them top models, for free. I don’t need to celebrate what they do either, or be inspired by it, or even think their choices in girls are amazing. I don’t need to talk about Kate Upton’s weird sloppy body and tits and how she’s a product of serious doctoring to look semi appealing, so much that she’s practically an artist rendition of herself… But I can’t help but laugh that they had to take her to zero gravity so that her tits don’t sag… It’s like these Sports Illustrated people are pulling all the tricks they can to keep on using her despite her over-eating…and they have got resourceful or desperate enough to turn to space travel technology to make her look good… I don’t hate, it’s a waste of energy…but I still find it funny.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE CLICK HERE
I know it’s not exactly Swimsuit Issue caliber, but hey, Playboy models need love too. Especially when they keep showing up to the beach in increasingly tiny bikinis. So here’s Anais Zanotti putting on another “candid” bikini show for the paps, and if I continue to play my cards, maybe I’ll get to see the private version sometime soon. I just have to keep focusing on her great body and not mention her so-so face. Wait, whoops. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Joanna Krupa is an attention seeker, she’s a gold digger, she’s wanted to be famous for decades and finally found a way to do it by being the hooker than she is, and she continues to work it for the paparazzi in her bikinis, because she pays them to take pics of her, and because the internet needs content, so why not make it about her, and I’d make fun of it, but why bother, bikinis for attention, praise, career development, whatever are awesome, especially when your body looks like Joanna Krupa…I can’t hate this behavior, because I love this behavior, even if Joanna Krupa represents all that is wrong in the world, because when in a bikini, all seems right….right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Joanna Krupa is an attention seeker, she’s a gold digger, she’s wanted to be famous for decades and finally found a way to do it by being the hooker than she is, and she continues to work it for the paparazzi in her bikinis, because she pays them to take pics of her, and because the internet needs content, so why not make it about her, and I’d make fun of it, but why bother, bikinis for attention, praise, career development, whatever are awesome, especially when your body looks like Joanna Krupa…I can’t hate this behavior, because I love this behavior, even if Joanna Krupa represents all that is wrong in the world, because when in a bikini, all seems right….right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know much about Tash Oakley and Devin Brugma , but after doing some research it appears they have a popular Instagram page where they post pictures of themselves in various swimsuits. It’s a pretty wicked job if you ask me. Anyway, it looks like even when they’re not working, they are still in bikinis. I admire the commitment ladies. Keep up the good work. » view all 14 photos Photos: Fameflynet
