Despite my best efforts, and by that I mean sending a couple tweets her way, I still haven’t been able to make Brazilian bombshell Fabiana Semprebom here my latest Twitter girlfriend yet. What more does a blogger have to do to get a little love from a ridiculously hot bikini model? Anyway, enjoy this latest set of awesome swimsuit pictures from Fabiana, while I try to figure out my next move. I wonder how much sky-writing costs… » view all 15 photos
In the least shocking news ever, Beyonce is looking effortlessly fabulous in one of her latest social media snaps. Queen Bey shows off her smokin’ hot bod in a bra and robe getup in the Instagram photo, which also features her daughter Blue Ivy Carter. Lounging in a fancy chair and hot nude heels, the “XO” singer flashes that megawatt smile at her baby girl. It’s cute and all, but dang, does this woman ever take a bad picture? We have yet to see one. She recently shared an make-up free selfie that rivals any of her super glammed-up magazine covers. This has been another edition of: Beyonce Is Better Than You Are. Stay tuned for next time! 23 Hottest Celebrity MILFs Open Slideshow 1. Sofia Vergara This bombshell calls herself mom to a 20-year-old son. View As List 1. Sofia Vergara This bombshell calls herself mom to a 20-year-old son. 2. Beyonce Is it possible that Blue Ivy’s mom gets sexier by the day? 3. Kate Beckinsale This stunning Brit doesn’t look a day over 25, but has a teenage daughter. 4. Jessica Alba Jessica always looks flawless, whether she’s on a red carpet or a playground. 5. Gwen Stefani The chic rocker mom is expecting baby number three and looking fabulous. 6. Halle Berry Mom of two Halle recently turned 47. Can you believe it? 7. Shakira New mom Shakira’s hips still don’t lie. (But don’t forget about those abs, people.) 8. Kristin Cavallari The Hills star is expecting baby number two and showing off sexy selfies while she’s at it! 9. Adriana Lima This Angel walked the Victoria’s Secret runway 8 weeks after giving birth… 10. Heidi Klum Once nicknamed “The Body,” Heidi’s still working that title to the fullest today! 11. Kim Kardashian North’s mama has got some of the hottest curves in the biz 12. Jenna Dewan-Tatum The gorgeous Mrs. Channing Tatum showed off her baby bump while pregnant with daughter Everly. 13. Miranda Kerr This awesome Aussie is one of today’s most in-demand faces. 14. Penelope Cruz This sultry Spanish star is a mommy of two. 15. Kourtney Kardashian Now that’s an attractive family! Kim’s big sis Kourtney often flaunts her figure in teeny weeny bikinis. 16. Britney Spears Britney Spears is still a smokin’ hot mother of two. We’ll just try to forget that this dude is the father. 17. Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson had two kids in like a year! 18. Reese Witherspoon The 37-year-old Oscar winner has three kids: Ava Elizabeth and Deacon Reese (with Ryan Phillippe) and Tennessee James (with current hubby Jim Toth). 19. Brooke Burke A 42-year-old mother of four, Brooke Burke still looks like this. Jealous?! 20. Kate Middleton Kate Middleton has made motherhood look easy – and royally, naturally beautiful – from the day she gave birth to the future King. 21. Jennifer Lopez The ageless Jennifer Lopez is the proud parent of twins. 22. Christie Brinkley The supermodel and mother of four is 60 … going on about 30? Talk about ageless! 23. Jennifer Garner About as normal-seeming, and committed to being a mom, as any A-list star ever was. Who doesn’t love Jen?!
Just like I predicted, Kelly Brook ‘s beach vacation is still going strong, which means I’ve got even more awesomely busty bikini pictures for you guys today. Now I don’t know how long this is all going to last, so I recommend making the most of it and enjoying it while you can. So call in sick or use up your vacation days, and get ready to hunker down for the long haul, because major events like this don’t come around too often. Don’t you want to be able to tell your children where you were during the Great Kelly Brook Bikini Beach Vacation of 2014 someday? Actually, on second thought, you’ll probably want to leave those details out if you plan on retaining custody. » view all 17 photos Photos: Fameflynet , PacificCoastNews
I am a huge fan of Claudia Romani even if I don’t really know what she’s promoting, or why the paparazzi follow her, or what benefit it is for her to be shot in her bikini, or why she exists… I mean, she is like every other girl in Miami wearing a bikini, only she gets a a virtual high five that’s like “hey girl, you’re in a bikini, yay”…let’s sell these to magazines…to let the world know there are girls in bikinis…like she is some kind of leader or authority on it…which I guess is what really makes her amazing…it’s like she doesn’t need to be doing anybody to be a somebody..she’s just being her…and sometimes that involves innocently paddle boarding in the waves in a little white bikini..only to be shot off when caught off guard leading her her showing 1/4 of her buttonhole…all in good fun…all in a day’s work for a Miami beach dweller… That said, I love butthole it is the window to a girl’s soul
Fabiana Semprebom is some Brazilian model, who I’ve never heard of, who like so many other Brazilians before her, may have a penis…no wait…who like so many other Brazilian models before her, has been recruited by Victoria’s Secret, but unlike so many other Brazilian models before her, they used her once and never bothered with her again…and now at 29…she’s still working…doing very important campaigns like this one for VIX Swimwear, which is practically Victoria’s Secret…I mean they both do bikinis and are start with the letter V…. Speaking of V…I wonder how much of an inny or outty her V is…because thanks to photoshop I can’t tell if she’s got testicles…but I can tell that bikini catalog pics fucking suck.
I’ve never heard of this Vanessa Rivers chick, but hey, that’s never stopped me from posting bikini pictures before, especially not when the hot nobody looks this good in a bikini. According to my sources, Vanessa here is a “celebrity surf instructor” and swimwear designer, which probably explains the awesome bikini body. I’ve never been too interested in surfing, but I feel like I’d definitely enjoy taking a few lessons from Vanessa and those personal floatation devices of hers. There’s only one thing she should know, I’m a very hands-on learner. Photos: Fameflynet
I’ve never heard of this Vanessa Rivers chick, but hey, that’s never stopped me from posting bikini pictures before, especially not when the hot nobody looks this good in a bikini. According to my sources, Vanessa here is a “celebrity surf instructor” and swimwear designer, which probably explains the awesome bikini body. I’ve never been too interested in surfing, but I feel like I’d definitely enjoy taking a few lessons from Vanessa and those personal floatation devices of hers. There’s only one thing she should know, I’m a very hands-on learner. Photos: Fameflynet
Once again, we’ve got my favorite Irish model and future ex-wife Rosalind Lipsett wearing a super sexy bikini from Beach Riot . Like I’ve said before, Ireland isn’t known for their hotties, but Rosalind is by far hottest the thing I’ve ever seen! This, my friends, is perfection. I can go on and on about how amazing she is or how my crush has turned into an dangerous obsession, but I’m pretty sure you stopped reading this and have moved onto the pictures by now. Enjoy. *Check out Rosalind’s Instagram here
Turns out Nina Agdal also participated in DirecTV’s 8th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl over the weekend, which makes me even more disappointed they didn’t invite me as their designated celebrity blogger. I mean, just look at how amazing Nina’s booty looks in those regulation leggings. I know they were playing flag football and all, but there’s no way I could’ve stopped myself from “accidentally” tackling that thing. Face first, of course. You know, on second thought, I think I understand why I wasn’t invited now. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
Turns out Nina Agdal also participated in DirecTV’s 8th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl over the weekend, which makes me even more disappointed they didn’t invite me as their designated celebrity blogger. I mean, just look at how amazing Nina’s booty looks in those regulation leggings. I know they were playing flag football and all, but there’s no way I could’ve stopped myself from “accidentally” tackling that thing. Face first, of course. You know, on second thought, I think I understand why I wasn’t invited now. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
