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Irina Shayk Does Beach Bunny

Even though these are not my favorite Irina Shayk bikini pictures, they are better than a kick in the ass. I’m just not digging the hair. Anyway, here she is modelling for Beach Bunny swimwear. Sorry, if I’m not writing much today, but I got my pre-drink on already and all the letters are beginning to look the same.

Sofia Vergara’s Booty Perfection Wins Instagram

Before we start, I’ll give you a few minutes to finish drooling over Sofia Vergara ‘s perfect booty. Ready? OK, so that picture is taken from Sofia’s Instagram . The rest are from the “professionals,” AKA the paparazzi. Notice any difference? That’s right, there’s not one single booty shot, or a picture that’s even half as good as the one Sofia posted herself. And it’s not the first time this happened either. So the paps better start doing their job better, or I’m going to have to cut out the middleman and go straight to the source. Actresses always know their best angles. Photos: Fameflynet

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Amanda Cerny, Jessa Hinton And Shelby Chesnes Will Rock Your Socks Off

I don’t really get why Guitar World got a bunch of Playboy Playmates to pose for their “Guitar Review Guide,” but hey, I’m definitely not complaining. Who cares if it makes sense or not? If you ask me, Amanda Cerny , Jessa Hinton and Shelby Chesnes would go great with just about anything. Enjoy. » view all 19 photos

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Edita Vilkeviciute Will Blow Your Mind

I gotta give credit where credit’s due: when it comes to discovering new hot no-name models like Lithuanian hottie Edita Vilkeviciute here, nobody does it better than Victoria’s Secret. Not even yours truly. That said, I am very good at helping turn hot bikini models into household names, and also at giving massages, both back and front. So what do you say, Edita? Just FYI, that’s a package deal, by the way. » view all 25 photos

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Claudia Romani’s Booty Hits The Beach

Before you rag on this photographer for looking downright creepy while taking bikini pictures of Claudia Romani , I want you to go look in the mirror. Because I’m willing to bet you’re making the exact same face after looking at these pictures. And just think if you were within 5 feet of this perfect booty like he was. Ever seen those videos of kids flipping out on Christmas morning? Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Natasha Barnard Big Ass Tits for Lingerie of the Day

Natasha Barnard is an SI Model who I guess does lingerie modelling on the side since SI doesn’t pay the models to get into their bikinis…those girls do it for free..that’s why Kate Upton had to turn to humiliating herself in acting and Chrissy Teigen had to whore herself out to some millionaire musician to get the life she felt she deserved thinking she was all hotter than she actually was, making SI’s stamp of approval payment in ego boosting…because the rest of the world takes their model choices seriously, while I just find them flimsy, lazy and that they take whoever comes along with full enough tits… But Natasha Barnard..this girl is good.

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Alana Blanchard’s Surfer Butt of the Day

There’s something about the winter that fucking sucks and I call it the freezing cold, being snowed in, hibernating with my shitty fat wife who has been stocking up on food to make her fatter than a pile of shit to I guess keep her warm in our damp unheated apartment… Sure, girls everywhere want to buddy-up and wife you, even just for the night, because everyone is lonely and miserable, but the whole having a wife thing makes that perk more of a hell than anything… So I like to look at the amazing surf girl asses because surf girls just live a better life and have better asses that 98 percent of people..thanks to surf fitness…because there are people in their bikinis right now…even if those people aren’t being creeped on by you in person, we have the internet for that.

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Alana Blanchard’s Surfer Butt of the Day

There’s something about the winter that fucking sucks and I call it the freezing cold, being snowed in, hibernating with my shitty fat wife who has been stocking up on food to make her fatter than a pile of shit to I guess keep her warm in our damp unheated apartment… Sure, girls everywhere want to buddy-up and wife you, even just for the night, because everyone is lonely and miserable, but the whole having a wife thing makes that perk more of a hell than anything… So I like to look at the amazing surf girl asses because surf girls just live a better life and have better asses that 98 percent of people..thanks to surf fitness…because there are people in their bikinis right now…even if those people aren’t being creeped on by you in person, we have the internet for that.

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Miss Intercontinental 2013 Has Some Hot Babes!

Yeah, I’ve never heard of Miss Intercontinental before either, and I thought I’d applied to judge just about every major beauty pageant there is. Guess not. Anyway, I’m not sure how it’s different from Miss Universe, but I’m always willing to support competitions that encourage one of my favorite pastimes: judging hotties in bikinis. Apparently Miss Russia Ekaterina Plekhova won, and after a quick survey of the competition, I think they made the right choice. Personally though, these girls are all winners in my book, and I’d like to offer each one of them a shot at the “official” consolation prize: a date with yours truly. Good luck, ladies. » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Debby Ryan Is A Cutie To Keep An Eye On

If you don’t recognize Debby Ryan , here’s a quick refresher: she’s the Disney Channel star who’s basically the new Selena Gomez . And since I’m guessing it’s in her contract to show up at crap like this, here she is at the premiere of the new Justin Bieber movie. But as long as she doesn’t follow in Selena’s footsteps and start dating that tiny lesbian, I’m not going to hold this against her. I will dock her points for not busting out any cleavage though. That’s just inexcusable. Is it too late for Debby to grow up to be the new Vanessa Hudgens instead? » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com

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