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Nina Agdal Bikinis in Barbados with a Dude of the Day

I am convinced that not only does Nina Agdal still smell like Adam Levine’s sperm that he accidentally spilled on her when taking a break from his fiancé who is some other model…. I am also convinced that she is a full retard who happened to luck out in the body department because everyone has something to offer…even full retards in the home…whether it is sex they can’t tell on you for…or cheap labor…or a hot body…or even a drooly mouth to stick your dick in…while they play with rocks in the corner… I’m hoping this new possibly gay dude, who is possibly her boyfriend or handler has a lot of money, because that SI caliber swimsuit model body she’s been milking…is gone the route of other SI girls…like Kate Upton because SI has no fucking taste and choose the worst girls ever…as Nina Agdal’s body is hardly as hot as it was, not that it’s getting all fat thighed and dumpy assed and shit…because I guess she assumes that’s what people want… Bitch needs to get her squats on! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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We Are Thankful For Hilary Duff And Her Leggings!

Yes, I’m doing some work on Thanksgiving, because as you all know, celebrity bloggers, like ER doctors and police officers, don’t get days off. I’m pretty sure posting pictures of celebrities in bikinis qualifies as an essential service. At least it should anyway. But I can’t complain, especially not when I’ve got pictures of my favorite MILF Hilary Duff rocking a pair of leggings. So go ahead and enjoy your feasts, I’ll be here holding down the fort in case Miley Cyrus starts twerking during the Macy’s Parade, or Kendall Jenner Instagrams any more see-through shots from the dinner table. After all, somebody’s got to do it. Photos: Fameflynet

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Meet Super Hottie Deborah Mace

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of Deborah Mace before this, which I find kind of hard to believe, since I thought I knew just about every bikini model out there. Anyway, turns out Deborah is from France, and if you don’t recognize her yet, you will pretty soon. Because after checking out her latest photoshoot, I have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot of Deborah in the future. Or at least you guys will, because I think I’m in love. So enjoy, but hands off, I saw her first! » view all 36 photos

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Meet Super Hottie Deborah Mace

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of Deborah Mace before this, which I find kind of hard to believe, since I thought I knew just about every bikini model out there. Anyway, turns out Deborah is from France, and if you don’t recognize her yet, you will pretty soon. Because after checking out her latest photoshoot, I have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot of Deborah in the future. Or at least you guys will, because I think I’m in love. So enjoy, but hands off, I saw her first! » view all 36 photos

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Alana Blanchard’s Bullshit Video To Promote Her Pretty Dope Ass of the Day

The nice thing about the pro surf industry is that the girls involved, even when they are average at best looking, are fit and have great asses…the other nice thing about the pro surf industry is that those fit girls with great asses are in their bikinis every fucking day with a valid excuse to be in their bikinis…so that they don’t look like daddy issue, attention seeking whores, which is a nice change of pace from every single girl I’ve ever slept with, or even met…even though I know that this bitch is an attention seeking daddy issue whore…and not just because I know her dad took these creepy pics of her…he’s her manager…but because she has a vagina and that’s all part of being a girl, like getting your period… Either way, here’s her ass.

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Alana Blanchard’s Bullshit Video To Promote Her Pretty Dope Ass of the Day

The nice thing about the pro surf industry is that the girls involved, even when they are average at best looking, are fit and have great asses…the other nice thing about the pro surf industry is that those fit girls with great asses are in their bikinis every fucking day with a valid excuse to be in their bikinis…so that they don’t look like daddy issue, attention seeking whores, which is a nice change of pace from every single girl I’ve ever slept with, or even met…even though I know that this bitch is an attention seeking daddy issue whore…and not just because I know her dad took these creepy pics of her…he’s her manager…but because she has a vagina and that’s all part of being a girl, like getting your period… Either way, here’s her ass.

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Meet Super Hottie Samantha Basalari

Because I can never get enough of no-name hotties in bikinis and lingerie (and neither can you guys, apparently), I want to introduce you to Samantha Basalari . Supposedly in addition to being a model, Samantha here is also an up-and-coming actress. In only a couple years, she’s gone from playing parts like “New Girl” to “Tall Girl” to her latest role, “Cute Girl.” And I think I’ve got just the part for Samantha to try next: “Tuna’s Girl.” It offers a ton of exposure and I think she’d be perfect for it. » view all 23 photos

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Your Yearly Tara Reid Bikini Pictures

As part of the celebrity blogger union, I think I’m contractually obligated to do one post a year on Tara Reid just to remind my readers that she’s still around/alive, and that she’s still nowhere near as hot as she used to be before she turned into a saggy mess. So anyway, here you go. I’m not sure what’s wrong with her arm in these shots, but considering that usually when I see Tara bikini pictures I have to ask what’s wrong with the rest of her body/face, I’d call this a step in the right direction. And hey, at least one part of her is still in perfect condition. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Miley Cyrus Makes Me Care About The AMAs

I don’t know when the American Music Awards became a thing that people actually care about, but to be fair, I spend 90% of my day looking for pictures of hotties in bikinis, so I’m not exactly “plugged in.” Anyway, apparently the AMAs were held last night and according to Twitter at least,  and it was a big medium deal. And after seeing Miley Cyrus on the red carpet and performing “Wrecking Ball” in front of a video of a giant cat, I finally understand why people care about this thing: it’s another excuse to check out Miley’s killer body in very little clothing. It all makes sense now. Can they do another one of these next month? » view all 27 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Tara Reid’s Rocking a Bikini like She’s Not 100 Years Old of the Day

There was a time when Tara Reid was the hottest thing in Hollywood. The Megan Fox of her generation. The it girl cast in everything. That time was a long fucking time ago and with time sometimes it heals all wounds, but for the most part…it makes lovely things slowly rot away…from the most glorious of fruits, to the nicest flowers…to the ass you wanted to fuck…days turn into nights…and nights turn into weeks…and weeks turn into years…and years turn into asses that turn into shrivelled sad fleshy objects…that for some reason haven’t been informed that they shouldn’t be in bikinis and that Spring Break ended 15 years ago…for this 40 year old…or at least should have…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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