I don’t really get this baby trend….especially not for these lingerie supermodels…it’s like they’ve all gone and done it…including Gisele and she wasn’t even born with a Vagina….we’re talking Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, the whole fucking roster of these money making bodies who sold their soul, pretending they have the best gig in the business, because if they say they don’t, their family back home gets killed off, because really these models are the most exploited….there’s a 9 billion dollar empire riding on their tits…. Babies fucking suck and more importantly they ruin women…and if your gig is being half naked…maybe you should stick to fucking adopting…even if you bounce back looking this good…that’s not the point…cuz we don’t know what deflated testicle mess you’re hiding in your shorts….and more importantly…now all our fucking Doutzen fantasies involve her lactating….into a babies mouth cuz she’s too busy, tired, in love and baby obessessed to lactate in our mouths…. Nothing good comes from pregnancy….I came from pregnancy….case in point TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Movieline caught up with Will Forte this week in Park City, where he was at Sundance to support Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim’s absurdist midnight offering Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie . In the film, Forte plays the uptight, moustachioed owner of a sword store in a mall that bumbling filmmakers Tim and Eric have taken over following the epic failure of their brush with Hollywood. Forte compared the more restricted sensibilities of his gig on Saturday Night Live to working within the madcap, surrealist stylings of the cult duo. Forte, like Billion Dollar Movie co-stars Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, also appeared on Heidecker and Wareheim’s Adult Swim sketch show Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! He recalled his first time on the series, filming a bit called the Lazy Horse Mattress Ad. “I just did exactly what Tim and Eric asked me to do — that was the first time I ever worked with these guys, and it was the best experience,” Forte remembered. “It was so fun, because it’s this advertisement for a mattress store and in between there’s this crazy dream, and for the crazy dream part they just turned the camera on and said ‘Go nuts for a while!’” “They’d turn the camera off for four or five minutes, say ‘Try this, do this here…’ They were so good about giving you direction but also giving you a ton of freedom. It was one of the best times I’ve ever had – it was so therapeutic to just be able to go nuts for a while. You don’t get to do that very often.” His more famous gig on Saturday Night Live , on the other hand, is understandably a much different process. “I love SNL , but it’s different. It’s got to be structured because it’s a live show, so the director needs to know what you’re going to do so he can capture it best; you can go nuts on that show, but it’s a different type of nuts.” As for Billion Dollar Movie , Forte is just one of a number of zany characters populating the first Tim and Eric feature, and while his part is plenty absurd, it’s nowhere near the most bizarre or random bit in the film. (Just wait ‘til you find out what shrim is, folks.) “I’ve always been a fan of the nuttier stuff,” Forte enthused, “and you don’t get much nuttier than Tim and Eric – I mean that as a major compliment.” Sundance audiences didn’t quite know what to make of Billion Dollar Movie ; even crew members admitted to Movieline that you’re either a Tim & Eric fan, or you may not get their brand of random, hyper-ridiculous comedy. Still, if the film is a success, Heidecker told me, they’d possibly explore a prequel – Tim and Eric’s Million Dollar Movie , perhaps? [Photo: Getty Images] Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
The most polarizing films are often those that dare to push the envelope farther than is expected or comfortable, whether audiences are ready for them or not, and for this reason I tend to find the divisive films more interesting than those with universal praise or derision. Simon Killer , from Afterschool director/ Martha Marcy May Marlene producer Antonio Campos, reminded me of this rule when it debuted Friday at Sundance and left critics and bloggers somewhat split. Simon Killer marks the return of Borderline Films partners Campos, Sean Durkin, and Josh Mond to Sundance after debuting their Martha Marcy May Marlene last year (which was directed by Durkin), and like MMMM it focuses on a seemingly lost young twentysomething searching for their identity and place in the world while said world grows increasingly sinister. Here, however, that creeping menace doesn’t come from an outside threat but rather from within protagonist Simon (Brady Corbet), a recent college grad who’s drifted to Paris after a bad break-up. Taking up with a local prostitute (Mati Diop), Simon insinuates himself into her life driven by loneliness and longing, but piece by piece the portrait he paints of himself, to her and to the audience, starts to feel jarringly and disturbingly false. Campos presents his sophomore feature as an exercise in perception cued by Simon’s intellectual fascination, as he describes to pretty strangers and acquaintances alike, with the way the eye and the brain interact. Seeing is believing, but it’s not necessarily knowing; is this a young man nursing heartbreak in completely normal human ways — or a sociopath in the making? Campos employs a striking visual flair and bold use of sound and music, cleverly using diegetic sound, voice-over, and strobing effects to evoke Simon’s internal experience to allow us to tap into Simon’s psyche, bit by bit. The problem is that by the film’s midpoint Simon is so unlikeable and so morally detestable that you find yourself wondering why it is you should root for this miserable little slug, or care what happens to him, or, perhaps, even stay to the end. But the end is where Campos brings it all back together and leaves us to ponder the new picture we have of our protagonist, an unreliable narrator minus the narration. You’re not supposed to like Simon, or root for him, or care if a happy fate befalls him; he is, potentially, a monster in the making — possibly even one damn well fully formed — and Simon Killer only seeks to explore what he is and how he operates, how he, or someone like him, could operate in the world around us without giving off the slightest of clues to his true nature. [Campos, after the film’s premiere, offered a chilling bit of explanation: He was inspired by the case of Joran van der Sloot, the Dutch man suspected in the 2005 disappearance of Natalee Holloway who was convicted of murdering a woman five years later in Peru.] While I’m on the subject of polarizing Sundance 2012 films, I also caught Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie , a comedy feature spin-off of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim’s cult series which is itself a pretty “take it or leave it” kind of property. More on that and its critical reception here in Park City, to come. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Her name is Tamara Mellon and she works in fashion…She’s older, superficial, rich, probably high maintenance, annoying and pretentious….you know acting like a gay dude, but rocking a cunt that so much cock has been inside cuz she wanted to be the girl in Sex in the City, but more importantly, cuz you don’t get a billion dollar clothing/shoe company called Jimmy Choo by not sucking and fucking dick….and the good news is that in her vanity and possibly drug addiction, drive and eating disorder in her glamourous life have kept her skinny….surrounded by models and being a uppity cunt helps with that….. Here are the pics of her hot 50 year old body.
I don’t know when these pics were taken…it doesn’t matter….I just know I can see Miranda Kerr’s nipple…something I’ll argue is more fun to look at than her tits in a bra….even a billion dollar bra…cuz the whole concept of the billion dollar is so stupid…probably just as annoying to get off….and if you did it’d be too tempting to kill the bitch and keep the shit turning you to a life of fucking crime as a fugitive….forced to kill yourself on your way to mexico…nothing but problems…but nipples…they are just so elegant and lovely….far more pleasurable uncovered than covered…..here are the romantic pics…for you to be romantic with yourself with….
I don’t know if Miranda Kerr has gone out and got herself some implants, or if she is still breast feeding her 2 year old, or if she’s just contractually obligated to wear ridiculous push up/padded bras that make her tits look like implants everywhere she goes because she has sold her pussy to a corporation that makes their billions on making shitty tit look good…and it doesn’t fucking matter…because I’m not the disappointed dude bringing the bitch home to fuck….I’m just the pervert looking at her slutty cleavage….so here are some pics that work for me…
When you have a billion dollar in sales a year brand….anything is possible…including ex Russian model or aspiring Russian model or just a Russian pussy turned into your own personal prostitute…you see cuz people, especially women, can be bought…that’s why we collectively call them whores and laugh at the old viagra fueled cock they put inside them in exchange for the good life…cuz sometimes, like this time, it’s so obvious you have no choice but to laugh… To see the Rest of the Pics Follow This Link
Let me preface this by saying that I love Tim and Eric’s bizarro-surrealist sketch comedy shtick, and when I write “WTF?” I don’t necessarily mean it in a bad way. It’s just… what else can be said about the new ultra-brief teaser for Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie ? What reactions other than “WTF?” did these evil comic geniuses even intend?
Let me preface this by saying that I love Tim and Eric’s bizarro-surrealist sketch comedy shtick, and when I write “WTF?” I don’t necessarily mean it in a bad way. It’s just… what else can be said about the new ultra-brief teaser for Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie ? What reactions other than “WTF?” did these evil comic geniuses even intend?
Ambrosio is in Hawaii and she’s rocking a PINK BIKINI …but I’m not allowed to post the pics….but I can link them… I don’t know if it is diabetes, sleep apnea, a hangover, or just a mild stroke, but today has been filled with great stories, great jokes, great ideas, but I keep forgetting them and end up in a cold sweat…It’s fucked…but in all that confusion, cloudy vision, dizziness and frustration, I will say, braindead, half retarded, useless or not….Ambrosio isa hot bikini model and mom or not…unscathed vagina or not….perfect body or not….not 19 anymore or not…I still love seeing her do the whole bikini thing…even if Miranda Kerr was the bitch Victoria’s Secret chose to wear the billion dollar bra in their fashion show… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK