I think my biological clock is ticking, maybe my last half retarded sperm is dying of cancer and telling the rest of me I’m almost officially infertile, because the last few weeks, I’ve been really wanting to fuck a pregnant chick….but not a pregnant chick of my own…since I don’t think girls will ever let me get them pregnant…I’m one of those guys who is the reason abortions were invented…but a pregnant chick who is pregnant with another dude’s baby….maybe it’s the challenge, cuz pregnant chicks generally don’t cheat on their husbands, or maybe I just like illegit children and the slutty mothers who make them… Making Hilary Duff pretty desirable….even though she has a foreign object growing inside her….and she’s not even in revealing or tight clothes…
‘We’re definitely going to get married and have babies,’ Amber tells GlobalGrind of her rapper boyfriend. By Rob Markman Amber Rose Photo: Mike Marsland/ WireImage First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes … Wiz Khalifa pushing a black and yellow baby carriage? It may sound like a fairy tale, but Khalifa’s girlfriend Amber Rose told hip-pop site GlobalGrind that she was planning to get married and have kids with the rising rap star. “We’re definitely going to get married and have babies,” Rose said. “Not right now because we’re still busy and we still want to enjoy each other first. We want to go on vacation, travel and just enjoy each other’s company, but he’s definitely the one. We’re definitely going to lay it down and get it done.” Rose — who has been a tabloid fixture since dating Kanye West — told the site that her biological clock is ticking. “I want to be a mom really bad. I really want babies,” she said. “I’ll be 28 in October and my maternal instinct is ready.” See Amber Rose’s Wiz tattoo. The model, who went public with her relationship with the Rolling Papers MC earlier this year, said the general perception of her is all wrong and that she would rather not be in the limelight. “I’m really shy; I like to stay away from all that, like, celebrity stuff. I don’t go to clubs, I don’t go to Hollywood parties, I don’t drink like that. I’m a homebody, and I love to cook.” MTV News reached out to Wiz’s publicist to get the Taylor Gang general’s thoughts on Amber’s comments but hadn’t heard back as of press time. The couple appeared on “RapFix Live” in March, when Khalifa talked about his public romance . “I’m just me. That’s what it is,” Wiz told MTV News about taking his feelings for Rose public. “I’m completely comfortable about everything in my life. That’s what my career has been built off. Everybody gets that right away, so you don’t have to find anything about me. I’m not gonna hide it; I’m gonna embrace it and give people in the same situation something to look up to.” What do you think of Amber Rose’s plans to marry and have children with Wiz? Let us know in the comments! Related Videos ‘RapFix Live’ With Wiz Khalifa Related Artists Amber Rose Wiz Khalifa
The estranged father of Kelly Rowland is reaching out to his daughter hoping to reconcile with her after 23 years without contact. Rowland, who is currently judging Simon Cowell’s U.K. X-Factor, has reportedly not seen her biological father Christopher Lovett since she was seven years old. Now Lovett, 65, hopes to change that and sat down for an interview with Britain’s The Daily Mirror where he spoke on his failed relationship with his daughter. Read More At HipHopWired.com
Chong Yiing Yih, 31, was testifying in the magistrate#39;s court yesterday in a private prosecution he initiated against businessman Darren Choy Khin Ming for enticing Iking, knowing well that she was married. The former husband of TV presenter Daphne Iking said he has been excluded as being the biological father of her daughter in a DNA test. During examination-in-chief by his counsel Wong Kien Keong, who is acting as the private prosecutor, Chong said there was a mention that the baby might
Hours before their special news conference today, the cat is out of the bag: NASA has discovered a completely new life form that doesn't share the biological building blocks of anything currently living in planet Earth. This changes everything. At their conference today, NASA scientist Felisa Wolfe Simon will announce that they have found a bacteria whose DNA is completely alien to what we know today. Instead of using phosphorus, the bacteria uses arsenic. All life on Earth is made of six components: carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus and sulfur. Every being, from the smallest amoeba to the largest whale, share the same life stream. Our DNA blocks are all the same. But not this one. This one is completely different. Discovered in the poisonous Mono Lake, California, this bacteria is made of arsenic, something that was thought to be completely impossible. While she and other scientists theorized that this could be possible, this is the first discovery. The implications of this discovery are enormous to our understanding of life itself and the possibility of finding beings in other planets that don't have to be like planet Earth. No details have been disclosed about the origin or nature of this new life form. We will know more today at 2pm EST but, while this life hasn't been found in another planet, this discovery does indeed change everything we know about biology, and in the astrobiology of the Milky Way and beyond: The universe suddenly becomes alive with potential life forms in the trillions of possible planets in galaxies known and unknown. And that's without counting yesterday's announcement on the discovery of a massive number of red dwarf stars, which may harbor trillion of Earths. http://gizmodo.com/5704158/nasa-finds-new-life added by: pjacobs51
Filed under: Rihanna , Paparazzi Photo , Beauty Rockin’ her Raggedy Ann locks, Rihanna caused a photo frenzy after eating at Da Silvano in Manhattan on Tuesday. Read more
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Filed under: Michael Jackson , Blanket Jackson Michael Jackson ‘s former bodyguard Matt Fiddes — who claims he may be the biological father of Blanket — says he won’t pursue a DNA test to prove he’s the dad … unless something drastic happens. Fiddes tells TMZ, “My mum has begged me to approach… Read more
This troll is Chiara Atik. She’s some trying to be snarky cuz she’s ugly New York “writer” who lives off her parents trying to get her career on track and who wishes she could be like the bitches on Sex and the City, but she’s just too fucking ugly for that. This is her Ugly Cunt Bio….. A playwright and blogger from San Diego, California, and a graduate of NYU’s Department of Dramatic Writing. Chiara prides herself on being able to secretly text message without ever taking her phone out of her pocket or breaking eye contact. She is also the (self-proclaimed) world’s leading expert on The Sound Of Music. We all know the good thing about miserable, monster looking bitches, who clearly can’t afford cosmetic dental surgery or a gym membership is that they put out, hoping that maybe one motherfucker will accidentally knock them up and be forced to stick around….but they never do…they just ignore her calls and pretend shit never happened….which is good for her cuz she can channel it into her inspired blogs that my uneducated French stepdaughter could do a better job writing….It also allows her to run to her fag friend, cuz straight guys smell her ugly desperation from a mile away, to complain about the one night stands that never pan out, knowing her miserable life would be so much better if only her fag wasn’t gay. Send this ugly pig a message of facebook , maybe donate 5 dollars for her new teeth fund, she’ll probably try marry you, cuz that’s just what this kind of 3 week old kitchen fucking garbage nobody wants of a person does….but I think you should just encourage her to kill herself by making her feel like the worthless human I know she knows she is…because behind this fake smile is a sad girl who looks in the mirror and sees just how ugly she is…and who knows how she’s failed as a person on so many level…and that this act isn’t going to last for ever..and her sucking at life is just gonna make her throw in the fucking towel…. Chiara Atik. Thank god you work behind your computer, because Halloween only comes one day a year and the market for Goblins isn’t so lucrative….and no one pays for feces…..You are the ugly pussy of the day. No body wants you and your career is a joke cuz no one reads what you write since no one takes ugly people seriously. You don’t exist. Kill yourself. UPDATE: Apparently her name “Atik” was given to her because that’s where she was found after her biological parents locked her in an attic for the first 10 years of her life, and really, if that came out of my womb, I’d do the same. SECOND UPDATE: The reason for this post is because this bitch tried to bring down a dear friend of mine, and when people fuck with my friends, I do everything in my power to lead them to suicide. She is not good at her job. I’ll leave it at that.
There are more than enough comedians out there tweeting through their days to make sure you never have to worry about missing a joke. Link: http://www.onlinecertificateprograms.org/blog/2010/30-comedians-that-make-twitte… added by: Maryleaf
