Dana Wright is my friend… I’ve met her on at least two different occasions. We have each other’s numbers. We are on each other’s facebook and I like to think we hit it off in a way that was on some higher level spiritual shit…I am talking soul mate shit that will involve me being invited to all her birthday parties, weddings, abortions, all night dance parties…and naps…maybe she’ll even let me watch her have sex, both anal or vaginal, protected or unprotected, with scrubby hipster dudes and people in bands a like…because that’s what friends who met twice do…and even if it doesn’t happen…I have her grimy unphotoshopped American Apparel pics…that are raw as fuck…and totally representative of how dirty she can get…but not as representative of how dolled up and glamorous she can get…but still fucking perfect enough to jerk off to… I am a fan. I would like her autograph. Via a glory hole….with her cum dripping off my face…that stains my shirt…so I never forget.
Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea is speaking out in response to criticism that the band mimed its Super Bowl performance alongside Bruno Mars. There’s no mystery. They did mime it, Flea concedes. And he sort of hates himself for it, but had no choice and still thought it was a cool experience. Bruno Mars Halftime Show Unlike some previous halftime performances (and Britney Spears lip syncing every night), the Chili Peppers did feature Anthony Kiedis singing live. It was Flea, Chad Smith and Josh Klinghoffer who were playing air bass, drums and guitar, respectively. Some viewers felt this was extremely lame. Flea will agree with you, but at the same time, says it was the NFL’s way or nothing when it came to the Bruno Mars halftime show performance . Here’s what he wrote to RHCP fans regarding the miming: Dear everybody, When we were asked by the NFL and Bruno to play our song Give It Away at the Super Bowl, it was made clear to us that the vocals would be live, but the bass, drums, and guitar would be pre-recorded. I understand the NFL’s stance on this, given they only have a few minutes to set up the stage, there a zillion things that could go wrong and ruin the sound for the folks watching in the stadium and the t.v. viewers. There was not any room for argument on this, the NFL does not want to risk their show being botched by bad sound, period. The Red Hot Chili Peppers stance on any sort of miming has been that we will absolutely not do it. The last time we did it (or tried to) was in the late 80’s, we were thrown off of ‘The Top Of the Pops’ television program in the U.K. during rehearsals because we refused to mime properly, I played bass with my shoe, John played guitar atop Anthony’s shoulders, and we basically had a wrestling match onstage, making a mockery of the idea that it was a real live performance. We mimed on one or two weird MTV shows before that and it always was a drag. We take our music playing seriously, it is a sacred thing for us, and anyone who has ever seen us in concert (like the night before the Super Bowl at the Barclays Center), knows that we play from our heart, we improvise spontaneously, take musical risks, and sweat blood at every show. We have been on the road for 31 years doing it. So, when this Super Bowl gig concept came up, there was a lot of confusion amongst us as whether or not we should do it, but we eventually decided, it was a surreal-like, once in a life time crazy thing to do and we would just have fun and do it. We had given this a lot of thought before agreeing to do it, and besides many a long conversation amongst ourselves, I spoke with many musician friends for whom I have the utmost respect, and they all said they would do it if asked, that it was a wild trippy thing to do, what the hell. Plus, we the RHCP all love football too and that played a big part in our decision. We decided that, with Anthony singing live, that we could still bring the spirit and freedom of what we do into the performance, and of course we played every note in the recording specially for the gig. I met and spoke with Bruno, who was a beautiful dude, a real talented musician, and we worked out something that seemed like it would be fun. We recorded a track for the day, just banged one out from our hearts that was very like in spirit to the versions we have been playing live the last few years with our beloved Josh on guitar. For the actual performance, Josh, Chad, and I were playing along with the pre recorded track so there was no need to plug in our guitars, so we did not. Could we have plugged them in and avoided bumming people out who have expressed disappointment that the instrumental track was pre recorded? Of course easily we could have and this would be a non-issue. We thought it better to not pretend. It seemed like the realest thing to do in the circumstance. It was like making a music video in front of a gazillion people, except with live vocals, and only one chance to rock it. Our only thought was to bring the spirit of who we are to the people. I am grateful to the NFL for having us. And I am grateful to Bruno, who is a super talented young man for inviting us to be a part of his gig. I would do it all the same way again. We, as a band, aspire to grow as musicians and songwriters, and to continue to play our guts out live onstage for anyone who wants to get their brains blown out. Sincerely, Flea
We’re inching ever close to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding date. A few weeks after the couple visited France and rumors erupted that they will get married in Versailles , an insider tells Us Weekly that the nuptials will take place this spring. Some time in May, to be exact. 27 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! View As List 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! 2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Pose Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here at the family Christmas party. Looks like fun! 3. Smiling Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Kanye West and Kim Kardashian seem very happy together in this photo. They love each other a lot. 4. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 5. Engaged Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West make their first public showing here since getting engaged. We are so very happy for them. 6. Kimye in Action Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about. Nice hat, Kim? 7. Kim and Kanye, Engaged! Smile, Kim and Kanye! This GIF takes place not long after the couple got engaged. 8. Kim with Kanye They’re official! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged on the former’s 33rd birthday. 9. Kim and Kanye Abroad Kim Kardashian holds the hand of her man in this photo. She and Kanye West are doing quite well. 10. A Kimye Moment Kanye West walks with Kim Kardashian in this photo. The two really do seem to be in love. 11. Kim Kardashian West Kim Kardashian West would be a great married name someday, don’t you think? 12. Kim, Cleavage, Kanye Check out that cleavage! Kim Kardashian is unafraid to show it all off in this picture. 13. Attending Fashion Week Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are in Paris for this picture. They are attending Fashion Week. 14. Totally Kimye It’s Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go for a stroll in this picture, prior to the former giving birth. 15. Kimye Moment Kim Kardashian says she’s an especially big fan of this photo. It is awfully romantic, huh? 16. Parents of North West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are the proud parents of North. Really! That is their daughter’s name! 17. Kanye Kardashian Kanye West should take Kim Kardashian’s last name, because he’s basically her ball and chain now. 18. Kimye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their baby girl North. Yes … North West. 19. Kim, Ye Picture Kim and Kanye at the MET Gala. Looking HOT as ever. 20. Kanye West Birthday Collage Kim Kardashian posted this collage on Instagram in recognition of Kanye West turning 36. It’s very sweet. 21. Kimye Sighting Is Kanye West having second thoughts about Kim Kardashian? We certainly would be. 22. Kim Kardashian and Kanye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye out and about in SoHo. Cute couple. 23. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris. Are the two planning on getting married? 24. Kimye in NYC Kanye West holds the hand of Kim Kardashian in this photo. They are hanging out in NYC. 25. Kim Kardashian and Kanye K. Kanye West is all smiles here with Kim Kardashian. We think he doesn’t realize what he has gotten himself into. 26. Kim Kardashian and Ye Kim Kardashian looks like her usual plastic self in this photo. She’s seated alongside Kanye West. 27. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Magazine Cover Kim Kardashian and Kanye West simulate sex on the cover of this French magazine. That’s… romantic? We guess? Moreover, daughter North West will “have a large role” in the ceremony, the source adorably confirms. Expect “lots of events leading up to the big day” for the guests, the tabloid notes, while Kim herself admitted during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live two weeks ago that Paris as the location is “kind of obvious.” Kanye, of course, owns an apartment near the Champs-Élysées. He’s also been pushing for a big wedding for awhile now and has apparently finally convinced his fiancee to make a significant deal about her third walk down the aisle. ” Kim isn’t totally pumped about a huge wedding,” says a friend. “But she’s going along with it.” Call us crazy, but the seven figures she’ll earn from various sponsors may make her feel okay about it.
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I know that technically Erin Andrews is as much of a “journalist” as I am, but I don’t care. She definitely deserves a Pulitzer for these pictures from the Fox Sports 1 Thursday Night Super Bash. They hand out Pulitzers for Hottest Reporter, right? If not, I’d be happy to refer her to the guy who made mine. He’s a real pro. My mom could barely tell it was fake. Now that I think about it though, putting “#1 Blogger” on it may have been the giveaway. That or the tiny guy holding a bowling ball. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
I guess I must’ve been a good blogger lately, because I barely had to wait a day to get those Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures I was hoping for . And it’s not even my birthday. Anyway, here’s everyone’s favorite MILF doing a new photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret, and since I’ve been on a roll lately, next I’m going to wish for some topless Alessandra selfies to show up in my inbox. Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot, right? » view all 19 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
The Carters go to Washington! This past weekend, Beyonce and Jay-Z attended Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday party and took Blue Ivy along for the ride.…
Really ?!?! British Father Of 22 Children Avoids Jail Time For Drug Dealing Via DailyMail A jobless man who claimed to have fathered 22 children by 11 women was yesterday spared jail for dealing drugs – after telling a judge he needed to help care for his youngest. Raymond Hull, 58, who has been married only once and has lived off benefits for a decade, insisted ‘I just love kids’, but admitted he was in contact with only ‘about 12’ of them. Despite police finding a stash of cannabis and text messages from customers, a judge accepted he was helping to raise child number 22 – seven-month-old Barry – while his partner returned to work. I just love kids,’ he said. ‘I don’t regret anything, even though I don’t speak to them all. Some of them don’t even know I’m their dad.’ And he bragged: ‘I don’t know what it is about me, but I’m never short of offers. It’s just my luck that every time I have a one-night stand, the girl ends up getting pregnant. ‘I’ve never had to chase after women. I’m easy going, they are always chasing me. Ladies, would you offer yourself to ol’ Raymond? Hull claims to have fathered his first child when he was 16, but according to local birth records his eldest, John, was born when he was 19. Later that year, in 1975, he married John’s mother, Patricia, then just 17, and over the next nine years they had four more children – Raymond Jr, now 37, Joseph, 36, Adrian, 34, and Rebecca, 29. ‘I only know one or two of their birthdays, but they don’t mind. One of the girls got a sister for her birthday one year,’ he recalled yesterday. Raymond has even worked out an amicable situation with some of his baby mamas ‘I agreed with some of my exes now that if they get married to someone else, and another man raises the kid, it is not my kid anymore. I see 14 of my kids who know I am their dad all the time’. SMH. As for the consequences of his drug dealing… He claimed to be in debt – but his baby son was playing with an iPad when a reporter visited this week. Hull, who also claims to have 19 grandchildren, was arrested after police raided his terraced home last May and discovered cannabis worth £350. Examination of his mobile phone revealed a text message telling a customer there would be a delay in supplying drugs due to Barry’s impending birth. Hull admitted using cannabis to help with his own medical problems at Carlisle Crown Court, but claimed he only sold to friends to cover costs. However, Judge Paul Batty QC dismissed Hull’s claims as a ‘cock and bull story’. Hull then abandoned his story, choosing not to give evidence in support of it. In mitigation, Anthony Wilson said Hull had ‘a number of medicinal conditions’ including breathing problems, back pains and frequent chest infections which would make any time in prison difficult. He suggested that a suspended sentence could be imposed so that Hull could stay at home and look after the baby while his partner went back to work. Judge Batty imposed an 18-month sentence, suspended for two years. He also put Hull under a night-time curfew for the next six months and ordered him pay £200 which will be taken out of his benefits. Let his guy have been a black man selling that yahmean to feed his 22 kids, his azz would have been under the jail faster than you can spell “piff”.
Because it wouldn’t be New Year’s Eve (or any eve) without some shameless exploitation and materialism, Kim Kardashian shared a new photo of daughter North West. Holding her MASSIVE Lorraine Schwartz engagement ring. “It was an amazing year!!!” the 33-year-old captioned the picture of the six-month-old’s hand holding the diamond Kanye West presented her with. “I hope everyone has a safe New Years tonight!” Kim Kardashian said, reminiscing. “Nothing better than spending it with family & friends playing board games ;-)” And making sure everybody pays attention to her 24/7. The reality star and celebrity gossip mainstay did have quite the year … probably the most eventful since the Kim Karadshian sex tape came out in 2007. She was already a household name thanks to Keeping Up With the Kardashians and her many business ventures, but this year, she was half of Kimye. No offense to Damon Thomas, Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries or Ray J (the man who hit it first), but Kanye elevated Kim’s celebrity status to a new level. Even if he became much less cool in the process, it’s true. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Year in Review Kim gave birth to North West this spring, and on her birthday in October, the rapper extravagantly popped the question in front of her family and friends. The family of three are currently spending time in Park City, Utah for the holidays, hitting the slopes and laying relatively low … at least by Kimye standards. Glad she got a totally necessary status update in at least.
