Sure she’s not actually wearing a brown paper bag, but she’s from Hollywood and she’s a celebrity and pulling off a brown paper bag would be on some Lady Gaga kick, but she is doing the most fashionable attempt at covering her fat fucking ass up in a brown ill-fitting sweater that I can only assume happened using the same logic as so many guys before her when trying to make a pussy good enough to fuck by covering the bitches disgusting face. I feel like Hilary Duff is in an abusive relationship, you know always competing with her boyfriend’s team mates for his attention, cuz when you’re part of a team, you do everything together, from showering to jerking each other off in each other’s mouth in efforts to build morale and a endless bond that wins Stanely Cups and girlfriends, although fun to tag team, just get in the way of that…
