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Salma Hayek European Cleavage Vacation

I think that Salma Hayek is one of those weird exceptions where she actually looks like she may have gotten hotter after giving birth to her kid. Strange. She’s always had an ample bosom, but they just seem a whole lot more inviting these days. Here she is dropping some impressive tarted up cleavage at some party over in Europe the other day. Those Europeans always get the best boob shots. I don’t know if they motorboat over their, but someone should really introduce them to that American tradition. I would be more than willing to demonstrate if Salma would assist me.

CoCo’s Cleavage Is Actually Respectable

I’m a little confused by these pictures, this is CoCo right? Ice-T’s wife? The chick who normally dresses like she’s the headliner at your neighborhood strip club and who just recently posted pictures of herself balancing a beer can on her giant thonged booty on Twitter ? I don’t recognize her. I think it’s the fact that she’s dressed so normally. That’s no fun. Alright, so she’s showing off a hell of a lot of cleavage for the average woman, but this isn’t the average woman…. This is CoCo damn it. Those things should be floating in pitchers of beer or pressed up against a motorcycle. I’m not sure I like this new look.