Source: picture alliance / Getty Madonna’s NYE Performance Leads To Suspicion About About Her Butt You got much more than you bargained for if you just so happened to be at the Stonewall Inn in New York on New Year’s Eve. Madonna and her son David pulled up and hopped on stage to serenade the shocked crowd with an impromptu performance. Booking agent Michele L. Ruiz was on front-and-center for the mother-and-son set. Drunken fans were beside themselves with excitement for not only Madonna but David as well, screaming things like “Your mom’s a legend!!!” But Madonna’s legendary status isn’t what really brought us together today, ladies and gentlemen. We need to discuss this mass of a$$ that has somehow affixed itself to Madge’s previous posterior. Where in the hell did Madonna get this extra juice in her caboose? As a society we have made Big Butts so BIG Madonna went out and got one. I’m done — Tee (@LadyTee004) January 2, 2019 Has Madonna succumbed to the pressure that Insta-thots have applied to some women of this generation? Is this all an elaborate plan to appeal to Drake’s affection for a$$ after he was previously disgusted by their on-stage kiss?? WTF is actually happening?!? There are lots of jokes and laughs waiting for you on the next page. Enjoy!
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Justify My Butt: Madonna’s Mysteriously Maximized Cakes Raise Incredulous Eyebrows On NYE [Video]
