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Katy Perry’s Lame Lopsided Cleavage

Here’s Katy Perry at some charity event the other day doing her best to show off some skin. I get it and I appreciate it, but she’s not showing off skin in the area we’d like to see. Who cares about a chicks arms? I would much prefer a woman wear long sleeves if it means that we’ll see more cleavage. Katy’s trying her best to show off some cleavage, but she’s only got the one boob in the equation, that’s like clapping with one hand. What’s the point? Anyhow, she’s still hot so I’ll let it slide this time.

Katy Perry’s Confusing Cleavage

This looks about right, Katy Perry dressed as a complete moron for some Christmas crap the other day. The girl can make herself so unattractive sometimes, it’s pretty amazing. Was a stupid mustache disguise really necessary? I get that she’s supposed to be dressed up as a Toy Soldier and wants to be as authentic as possible, I guess women aren’t allowed to serve in the Toy Armed Forces just yet, but I think the fat hipster boobs are a dead give away.

Katy Perry’s Cleavage Is Missing

Katy Perry has worn some pretty sexy, revealing and slutty outfits over the years, and I love her for it, but this is not one of them. Here she is at some KIISFM party the other day in a lacy dress, not lacy like sexy lingerie lacy, but lacy like grandma’s sunday church dress lacy. My penis is not enjoying this crap at all. Sure she’s a hot piece of ass, but Katy Perry without her hipster boobs falling out is like tonic without gin, who the hell wants that?

Katy Perry’s Not The Same Without Cleavage

I wish I could tell you that Katy Perry was looking hot in these pictures, but I can’t lie to you guys, we’re friends. It might just be me, but unless she’s got her big hipster boobs featuring prominently in her ensemble I’m not all that interested in her. Here she is promoting some crappy fragrance she had nothing to do with other than sign some papers, make a few appearances and allow them to use her name on the bottle so that all kinds of teenage girls will go crazy for it. Still not interested. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry’s Upskirt Picture Doesn’t Hit The Mark

This is the second time today that I’ve had a half decent looking celebrity completely ruin an perfectly good opportunity to let me look up their skirt. First it was Kim Kardashian hiding the lady goods and now Katy Perry blows it. What’s a guy have to do to get a good upskirt picture? I don’t want to have to hire some asian dude with a tiny camera hidden in his bag, they always up the price after the job is done. Crooks.

Ashley Greene And Miley Cyrus Make A Good Pair

After yesterday’s pictures of Ashley Greene passionately making out with Miley Cyrus , allegedly, I thought I’d follow up this pretend lesbian affair rumor that I’m trying to get going with some pictures of the pair partying it up in Paris in their matching leather pants. Come on, nothing says potential lesbian romance like matching leather pants. (rule also applies to males in matching leather pants) Anyhow, I think they make a good couple and look good in their see through tops. Now let’s see some bikini pictures .

Katy Perry Drops Some Hipster Cleavage

I don’t think I’m cropping these pictures properly, obviously I want to get Katy Perry’s hipster boobs in the shot, but her face not so much. Don’t get me wrong, sometimes her face looks good, but next to those boobies it just doesn’t stand a chance. If she wants to look good she should have her picture taken next to a donkey or one of the girls from the Jersey Shore , but stay away from the boobs because the cleavage is going to win every time.

Katy Perry Makes Her Sexy Face

I’m somewhat disgusted and more than a little aroused by these pictures of Katy Perry signing autographs the other day. This is not a good angle for her, although it is a pretty good angle for us. I’m confused. She looks like an old lady movie star from the twenties with a pair of nineteen year old boobs. I guess it could be worse, it could be the other way around. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry Does Not Make Me Happy

Just a day after I was excited that Katy Perry actually dressed like a real woman , she’s gone and slipped back into her hipster dufus ways. I swear she does this on purpose. Here she is in her retarded ‘Happy’ cut off t-shirt and stupid colored hair extensions completely ruining a nice short skirt and hooker boots combination. So close. Why not throw in some of her patented troubled skin and call it a day? I’m not happy at all.

Katy Perry’s X Rated Hipster Boobs

These pictures of Katy Perry clearly aren’t X-rated, but she’s making an X with her arms and she’s at some X Factor auditions so that’s good enough for me. I know, I’ve got nothing, but it’s Katy Perry and her nice hipster boobs making faces that are kinda turning me on for some reason so who gives a crap. That and I like her chain mail dress, it’s sexy and if a shark bites her she should be relatively unharmed. Hot.