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JWoWW’s Thunder Thighs In Short Shorts

Posted on June 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously I don’t think that JWoWW doing her laundry in Italy is all that exciting, but she’s wearing some short shorts and at least trying to give us a look at those big old sweater mounds so I’m not hating it. I didn’t realize Jersey girls had such thick thighs. Yikes. Those things could snap my frail blogger bones like Snooki’s jaws snaps through chicken bones at feeding time. Not that I wouldn’t mind going a few legs wrestling rounds with her just for fun. more pictures of JWoWW here

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Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Needs Work

Posted on May 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure if it’s just me, I can’t be the only one, but Christina Aguilera is not aging well at all. Here she is at some NBC party yesterday looking like she’s eaten some bad shellfish or something. Gross. I like that she’s wearing a nice low cut dress, even if we can’t see any real cleavage, but that face has got to go. Enough with the clown makeup. It’s been a good run, but sadly I think that Xtina’s best days are behind her.

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JWoWW’s Breasts Look Bigger These Days

Posted on May 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously we haven’t seen JWoWW in a while, but it looks like she’s lost quite a bit of weight. Well done. Here she is in Italy actually looking pretty good. Look at those abs, she didn’t have those before did she? I like it, it makes her big fake breasts look even bigger, and that’s all that I really care about with this one. Her busted up face is a complete write off, so slimming down the body was a good idea… So was wearing some giant cover all sunglasses. I like it.

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JWoWW’s Breasts Head North Of The Border

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It seems as thought JWoWW’s big breasted North American ‘book’ tour continued with a stop north of the border at some no name Canadian daytime talk show the other day. Normally that would be considered rock bottom, but when you get your start on the Jersey Shore there’s really nowhere to go but up. Anyhow, the good news is she brought along my two favorite things about the crappy show and that’s all I see in these shots. I’d love to stick my face in between those things, but I’m afraid it will stink of self tanner and guido testicles.

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JWoww’s Breasts Continue Their Book Tour

Posted on February 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently JWoWW is still out there trying to promote her crappy book, it’s been like two weeks, shouldn’t this thing be in a compost heap by now? I shouldn’t really complain, I love those fake breasts of hers and seeing them in exotic locations like a bookstore is kinds hot. Unless you’re on the set of Luscious Libriarians IV , it’s very rare to see breasts like this around so many books. Now I want to see those things at an aquarium for some reason. Enjoy.

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JWoww In Her See Through Stripper Gown

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Somebody thought it would be a good idea to invite Jenni Farley aka JWoWW to Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ….. Seriously? JWoWW and fashion aren’t words that I ever thought I’d see together in the same sentence, JWoWW and strip club or STD or domestic violence on the other hand go really well together. Anyhow, here she is at the Richie Rich Fall 2011 show in kind of a see through dress. Kind of because I can see her thong, but there’s not a nipple in sight anywhere. Maybe she doesn’t have any nipples, she couldn’t have spent a whole lot of money on those boobs, maybe it was cheaper to leave the nips off. Odd.

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JWoww Cleans Up Well

Posted on February 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think the title to this JWoWW post works, it should be ‘Covers Up Well’ instead of ‘Cleans Up Well’. I mean her face is still all busted from her rough life on the Jersey Shore , all she’s doing is covering up the fake boobs that made her who she is today. Money well spent. I get that she’s trying to class it up a little, but I don’t think it’s working. You can put lipstick on a pig… It’s still a pig. She needs to stay skanky, with her fake boobs hanging out, otherwise our eyes tend to drift up to her face and that’s just not good for anyone. Why cover up the only thing you’ve got going for you? What a shame.

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