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JWoWW’s Thunder Thighs In Short Shorts

Obviously I don’t think that JWoWW doing her laundry in Italy is all that exciting, but she’s wearing some short shorts and at least trying to give us a look at those big old sweater mounds so I’m not hating it. I didn’t realize Jersey girls had such thick thighs. Yikes. Those things could snap my frail blogger bones like Snooki’s jaws snaps through chicken bones at feeding time. Not that I wouldn’t mind going a few legs wrestling rounds with her just for fun. more pictures of JWoWW here

JWoWW And Her Helpful Cleavage

I’m sure that anyone who’s friends with a troll like Snooki has got to have a lot of experience dealing with all kinds of drunken injuries as well as have some serious skills cleaning vomit out of any number of fabrics and household items. Here’s JWoWW helping her rotten friend clean up some sort of wound on the streets of Florence over the weekend. How nice of her…. I don’t mean the fact that she’s helping her out, let that thing fester, I mean that she’s giving us a decent look at her big fake breasts as she does it. I’ve got some swelling she can look at.

JWoWW’s Breasts Look Bigger These Days

Obviously we haven’t seen JWoWW in a while, but it looks like she’s lost quite a bit of weight. Well done. Here she is in Italy actually looking pretty good. Look at those abs, she didn’t have those before did she? I like it, it makes her big fake breasts look even bigger, and that’s all that I really care about with this one. Her busted up face is a complete write off, so slimming down the body was a good idea… So was wearing some giant cover all sunglasses. I like it.

Beyonce Shows Off Her Powerful Thighs

Here’s Beyonce filming some scenes for an upcoming video of hers in a weird yellow outfit, I’ll never understand these kind of get ups. Anyhow, she’s showing off her nice thick thighs so it’s not all that bad. She’s got a pretty solid base there, she looks like she’d be tough to push over. Maybe she should join one of those lingerie football teams, I’m sure they can use a tough linebacker.

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Hello Boobies

It’s just a hunch but I think this woman wants us to stare at her boobs. Hello Boobies Videoo More AmaTuna

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Hello Boobies

JWoWW’s Breasts Head North Of The Border

It seems as thought JWoWW’s big breasted North American ‘book’ tour continued with a stop north of the border at some no name Canadian daytime talk show the other day. Normally that would be considered rock bottom, but when you get your start on the Jersey Shore there’s really nowhere to go but up. Anyhow, the good news is she brought along my two favorite things about the crappy show and that’s all I see in these shots. I’d love to stick my face in between those things, but I’m afraid it will stink of self tanner and guido testicles.

JWoww’s Breasts Continue Their Book Tour

Apparently JWoWW is still out there trying to promote her crappy book, it’s been like two weeks, shouldn’t this thing be in a compost heap by now? I shouldn’t really complain, I love those fake breasts of hers and seeing them in exotic locations like a bookstore is kinds hot. Unless you’re on the set of Luscious Libriarians IV , it’s very rare to see breasts like this around so many books. Now I want to see those things at an aquarium for some reason. Enjoy.

Sophie Dahl boobs

Sophie the British vixen shows off her boobs in this see-through top Continue reading

JWoWW’s Breasts In A Tight Little Dress

It looks like JWoWW aka Jenni Farley may have taken my advice when it comes to highlighting her talents while signing her new book the other day. No, I’m not talking about her writing skills, I don’t know who wrote that thing for her, I’m talking about her big fake boobies. Those things need to be front and center no matter what she’s doing, she could be at a church function and I want to see boobs up to her chin. This is better, struggling with the tight dress was a nice touch, but I can still see that busted face. Keep working on it.

JWoww Cleans Up Well

I don’t think the title to this JWoWW post works, it should be ‘Covers Up Well’ instead of ‘Cleans Up Well’. I mean her face is still all busted from her rough life on the Jersey Shore , all she’s doing is covering up the fake boobs that made her who she is today. Money well spent. I get that she’s trying to class it up a little, but I don’t think it’s working. You can put lipstick on a pig… It’s still a pig. She needs to stay skanky, with her fake boobs hanging out, otherwise our eyes tend to drift up to her face and that’s just not good for anyone. Why cover up the only thing you’ve got going for you? What a shame.