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Olivia Wilde Needs To Learn How To Dress

Here’s Olivia Wilde out for a walk in another dumb t-shirt, and as much as I like her, I really think she needs some professional help with her wardrobe. I mean, a t-shirt and jeans are fine and all, but just think how much better these pictures would be if Olivia was wearing a pair of leggings, booty shorts, or a bikini. It’s an instant hotness upgrade. Anyway, that advice is on the house. I just want to bring out Olivia’s full potential here. Photos: Fameflynet

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The Coupled Up Carters Have A Magical Night In Miami’s Golden Beach

Bob rockin’ BeyBey and Hubby Hov made some Miami folks’ night earlier this week. Via Miami Herald reports : It was a starry, starry night Thursday on Golden Beach when Beyonce and Jay-Z turned up on shore after Mrs. Carter wrapped up a video shoot at the beachfront manse she rented for the occasion. According to our sources on site, police blocked off part of the tony town Thursday. The video was filmed at night, and residents were told if they didn’t film or take pictures during the shoot, Beyonce and her hubby, who’s performing the final leg of his Legends of Summer tour with Justin Timberlake, would come out and take pictures with them afterward. They kept their word and made some peoples’ nights. “Beyonce is beautiful!” gushed one witness. “Both could not have been kinder and more playful with the young kids and teenagers.” Eyewitness Nicole Farchi Segal agreed, saying, “It was an honor meeting them, and they were incredibly nice!” Wonder which video they were filming? “Runaway Pt. II” perhaps? Bey is performing at V Festival in England today! Hit the flip for a few photos from Bey’s Instagram posted Friday Continue reading

Coco’s Awesome Workout Video of the Day

This is amazing…Coco put this video of her on that surf gym machine at some point last week and it went viral…because let’s face it, it’s fucking ridiculous and not just because putting fat girls in the gym is good comedy, you know seeing how they deal with the whole fitness and breaking a sweat thing, but because this surf simulator is so erotic…especially in booty shorts…I feel like I am at the circus…the big round ass stripper circus…a circus that doesn’t exist but I wish existed because if it did…the world would be a better, at least better entertained place…and instead of focusing on legal cases in Florida that the government is using to rally the nation to fight gun laws, or distract from real issues they are trying to distract you from…when I think a better thing to be passionate about is whatever the fuck is going on in here….

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sweet Hippie Booty

I guess this is some sort of hippie inspired photoshoot for something, who knows, but it involves Alessandra Ambrosio so who cares. the only bad thing is that she’s wearing more clothing than I think I’ve ever seen her in. What the hell? She even wears booty shorts when she’s out running errands, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in pants. What a waste. Luckily that little booty would probably look awesome in a garbage back so it’s not a complete waste. Somebody get her to bend over.

Kim Kardashian Big Booty Makeover

Here’s Kim Kardashian doing a photoshoot in some booty shorts and a silly looking haircut over the weekend. I wouldn’t call it a boy haircut, it’s more like a lazy mom cut, but I don’t like it. I guess she decided to celebrate Mother’s Day by dressing up as her mom? That makes sense. Unfortunately her mom is like sixty years old so I’m not sure this was a good idea. Anyhow, forget about the awful short hair and look at that weird booty she’s dragging around with her. What the hell?! That thing is so tightly packed into those booty shorts it looks bulletproof. I want to punch it… With my face.

Ashley Tisdale Does It Again

Here are a few shocking pictures, Ashley Tisdale on her way to or from the gym in tight yoga pants. Whooptidoo! This is all this chick seems to do. I mean I’m glad that she’s keeping her figure tight and all, but how about showing off all your hard work from time to time? Would it kill you to slip into a bikini once and a while? Maybe ride a mechanical bull with one of your half naked girlfriends? Something.

Selena Gomez Is A Teenager

If you were in the mood for pictures of Selena Gomez looking all grown up and sexy in a little panty flashing skirt or booty shorts or something hot like that…. You’ve come to the wrong place. Here she is looking like a normal everyday teenager. Lame.

Kelly Brook In Her Hot Shorty Shorts

Kelly Brook just makes me feel good all over, like an illegal Thai massage or a dozen gin and tonics so I thought it might be nice if I shared a few shots of her in her weird futuristic costume. I know, they’re not the greatest pictures you’ve ever seen, but she’s a hottie and we all love hotties in silly little booty shorts/business shorts…. Enjoy.       Related Articles: Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Kelly Brook In Daisy Dukes! Kelly Brook Is Pretty Kelly Brook’s Ass Ruined By Mom Jean Photos: WENN.com

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Jayde Nicole’s Talents Are Going To Waste

Here’s Playboy hottie Jayde Nicole doing nothing the other night in her little booty shorts and somewhat see through top. That’s pretty much all there is to this crap, if you look closely you can just barely see her bra. Whooptidoo! If you want to get some attention, dip those fat things in some whipped cream then some chocolate sprinkles or something and then get one of your slutty friends to help clean them up. Those would be some worthwhile pictures. I’m waiting.

A Stacy Keibler Reality Show?

I haven’t seen Stacy Keibler in a while and now I hear that she may be filming a reality show. Hopefully these aren’t scenes from that reality show because they’re pretty damn lame. Who’s going to watch this crap if she’s not going to show off her long legs in a pair of booty shorts? Anyhow, hopefully there will be a few scenes that somehow involve a bikini and/or a pillow fight with her hot friends. Fingers crossed.