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Riley Steele’s Cute Little Pornstar Boobs

I’ve always had a special place in my heart for pornstars, that’s just the way I was brought up, so I thought I’d share this cutie with you guys. Here’s Riley Steele at the premiere of Piranha 3D showing off her cute little pornstar curves. I like her, she’s as cute as a button. A button who gets filmed doing nasty nasty things with her sexy little body. Those are the best kind of buttons.

Miss USA Rima Fakih Bikini Pictures

Here’s new Miss USA Rima Fakih posing in some sexy bikini pictures. It may look like she’s about to take her top of….. She’s not. Not that I need her too, I’ve seen so many nipples in my travels on the internet over the years that I can pretty much imagine what any woman looks like with her top off. It’s a gift. I think I’m going to teach a class about it at the learning annex this fall to make a little extra cash. See you there.

Rihanna Flashes Her Lady Business

I’m sure these were not the kind of pictures you were hoping to see this morning, but when a mega star like Rihanna flashes her lady business on stage it’s my duty to report it. No matter how disturbing it may be, I took an oath. Alright, I didn’t take an oath, but you get what I’m saying. I get that she’s in some short shorts and fishnet stockings and gyrating around on stage doing her best to sing dance and look sexy, but this is not a good look for anyone. That being said, the shot of her on all fours with her ass in the air really works for me. Enjoy.

Rihanna Makes Her Booty Pop

I’m from the suburbs so I’m not exactly sure what it means to make your booty pop, but I imagine that it’s looks something like what Rihanna is doing in these pictures. This chick knows how to put on a sexy show, in one of the shots she’s even got a baseball bat. Now I may be from the suburbs, but I’ve been to Germany and when I see that a hot chick dancing on stage brings out a baseball bat, it usually means it’s going to be a good night. A strange and frightening night, but still a good one. more pictures of Rihanna here

Rihanna Gets Down And Dirty

This is how I like to end my back breaking day of celebrity blogging, with pictures of Rihanna bumping and grinding in her futuristic stripper outfit on stage for me. Obviously she’s not just dancing for me, but I like to pretend that the pictures I get were mailed to me directly, then mother scanned them into a computer, resized them and left them on my lap for me to enjoy as a treat with my mayonnaise and baloney sandwiches. Speaking of baloney sandwhiches, she seems to be grabbing… That’s just tasteless.

Rihanna’s Futuristic Hooker Outfit Works

Here’s Rihanna in one of her weird futuristic hooker outfits performing one of her routines that apparently involves a duet with her camel toe. I don’t know how that’s supposed to work, but I definitely don’t want to hear it. Anyhow, it was nice of her to give us a few booty shots so I shouldn’t be too hard on her. Ha, I said hard on, which is exactly what I’ve got for this weird Rihanna chick right now. Have I shared too much? Enjoy.

Rihanna Can’t Hide All The Goods

After yesterday’s post featuring Rihanna hiding her lady bits while getting out of a car in a little skirt, I thought that maybe that was the end of her provocative outfits. I was wrong. Alright, so this outfit is more silly looking than provocative, but she’s showing off quite a bit of cleavage and it’s kinda see through so it will do for now. I don’t know what else to tell you… Boobs. Enjoy. more pictures of Rihanna here

Rihanna Puts Up A Good Defence

Of all the celebrities, I thought Rihanna would the least likely to cover up her junk in a little skirt. That’s why I’m surprised that she did while exiting her car. She must have a fever or something. Hopefully she gets over it soon because a Rihanna post without her exposing her boobies or other lady pits is a pretty boring post. I might as well be covering Beyonce …. Boring. more pictures of Rihanna here

Rihanna In The Sweetest Outfit Ever!

I’m glad to see that Rihanna is back to her old tricks wearing weird futuristic half outfits while she shakes her shit on stage. Yesterday she was rehearsing in fat girl clothing and grabbing her vagina so I’m glad that she’s back on track. The outfit looks pretty retarded actually, but I find it hard to complain about clothing that flashes half an ass and some Rihanna boob so I guess I like it.

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Rihanna Grabs Herself

I’m kinda disappointed in these pictures of Rihanna rehearsing in her dumpy outfit, at least I hope she’s rehearsing because if she isn’t she’s really mailing this one in. We hardly ever see her in her raggedy old clothing, she’s always wearing some sort of sexy futuristic dominatrix sh%t that both delights and confuses my genitals. And another thing, I know she’s trying to be edgy and dangerous, but in my experience when woman grabs her vagina in public it’s normally not a good sign

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Rihanna Grabs Herself