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Sasha Obama in Cancun of the Day

I watched the Obama / Letterman interview because I don’t own a TV, and I don’t leave the house thanks to winter, and years ago, I used to watch letterman all the time, it was on TV, and I felt he ultimately didn’t give a fuck about the celebs he was interviewing, which I apprecaited…but that could just be selective memory, since I don’t remember much… Obviously, the Obama interview wasn’t all that exciting, but it was a nice reminder, as a Canadian, that the USA was pretty progressive for a while, they had a president with some real fucking swag…just cool and put together….well spoken and charismatic…and it was nice to see, or be reminded of, after dealing with all the media attention your politics get…. It was also inspiring because you aren’t all a bunch of shit head closed minded racists, a good thing, with clips of the 1950s Selma bridge walk that was just insane…because racism, especially from your president, is fucking crazy….it’s upsetting…it’s disgusting… On Martin Luther King day and beyond…So what better way to celebrate progress, the future, or what the Obamas represent, than his daughter in a bikini.. I don’t think she’s 18, not the pot smoking college aged one, so don’t look too closely….All these girls of all ages wearing bikinis….like they are 18…even when they aren’t….because bikinis are racy and inappropriate…almost porno when looked at by most perverts…especially white bikinis…the internet is a bad place for bad people…. But she is a political hero, your FIRST child, a year after they are out of your life, apparently…doing just FINE….celebrating FREEDOM…the right way. The real question is – where are the parents, I want some Michelle Obama up in a bikini right next to her, cuz she’s FINE. The post Sasha Obama in Cancun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kelly Rohrbach Topless of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach is an official actress now, and in being an official actress, she’s gotta maintain her body, because we all know she’s only getting these acting jobs because movies need hot pussy people want to jerk off to and if you’ve played the scene property, you can be the next Margot Robbie, Emma Stone, Jessica Alba, you know talentless garbage, decent looking sometimes, but not all that hot girls, who get all the fucking jobs…because movies need pussy…so maintain that hot pussy… And I guess she’d doing her PR by showing off her big tits, a lesson she’s learned from her friend Kate Upton, or really any basic logic any half retard who got everything in her life from her tits – knows from a young age – when getting those tits… Best known for being Pam Anderson in Baywatch movie I hope no one here watched, you depressing humans…BOYCOT that nonsense that should have never got made….but also known as a Sports Illustrated model in one issue, or more importantly Leo DiCaprio’s fake girlfriend because he’s a gay and likes keeping up this Playboy illusion, using these girls, finding one worth promoting….and then starts getting cast in Hollywood…because Weinstein isn’t the only dick that makes careers….it’s just the way it works…as much as everyone wants to fight the world and make it some Sesame Street mutually respect happy place…you still gotta fuck your way to the right meetings…otherwise why the fuck would a dude give you the time of day or help you out….because he wants to see you succeed…get fucking real you dumb fucks dot com. The post Kelly Rohrbach Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elle Fanning’s Workout Erotica of the Day

I don’t know enough about Elle Fanning to write anything interesting or compelling about her. I don’t even think I’ve seen any movies she’s in. I just like that she’s the sister of some Child Star who was exploited hard and earned serious money all before being 14 years old…fascinating – but also convenient for this one who got to just stroll into a career…like she’s strolling in her workout leggings…booty out…all youthful and fit… I appreciate Hollywood royalty who exist because of the suffering of relatives as no child star comes out of it unscathed…and I appreciate parents who see opportunity with their shitty kids, cuz kids are annoying mooches, make them earn for you and it makes having them not so bad…you know…if anything they make your dreams happen for you..and all it takes is no caring about their mental health…easy to do or justify…especially when seeing how fucked up the world is and how normal high school stundents are…at least theirs will have cash…and if they’re really lucky and it all works, and they have an Elle Fanning of their own, like the back-up daughter who can ride the second wave of success, you’ve sacrificed one you may not have sacrificed, you know you got them the good life…for the benefit of the rest of the family… Weird dynamic…but we only care about the fitness pants. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning’s Workout Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio and her Flat Ass cuz She’s an Old Lady of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio has been in her bikini doing bikini bullshit wearing her bikini for the paparazzi, because she needs the attention, the media, it helps increase her relevance and brand name, keeping Victoria’s Secret roped in another year, despite her being 40… Age Defying, but eventually, sooner than later, her ass will melt off, it’s science…you can’t trick science, proven in these pics of her ass, that isn’t bad for a woman of any age, but already flatter than it was last week… The end is near for this booty, but maybe, just maybe Plastic surgery procedures she probably get will save the day…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio and her Flat Ass cuz She’s an Old Lady of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halle Berry Got That Bikini On of the Day

Halle Berry is on some comeback tour, because I guess she’s Halle Berry and ready to try to shine again, as these women hate tapping out and accepting their fate as only valuable when young and hot, so they put all kinds of energy into being old and hot…working out, diet, all that other stuff like plastic surgery…all in efforts to keep getting work, praise, etc…instead of just sitting on their pile of money..it’s like they think it’s their duty to us to clickbait…and post bikini pics… I’m ok with that, like I’m ok with her being an icon or motivator to the young black folk of the world – even though she grew up white, in a white area, with a white mom, and the black thing is just an angle to win oscars…and I’m ok with that cultural appropriation because she’s hot… Here’s some Halle Berry Booty in a Sheer Shirt of the DAy TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halle Berry Got That Bikini On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Karlie Kloss’ Short Shorts Have To Be Shorter

I must’ve missed this the other day, but here’s the very last LOVE Advent video for 2017: Karlie Kloss playing basketball in short shorts. Or maybe they’re just regular shorts since Karlie’s so tall. Either way, they should’ve been a few inches shorter. Or nonexistent. Both would’ve made for a way better video, if you ask me. » view all 13 photos

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Demi Lovato Loves Her Fat Booty

I don’t know if you guys ever noticed, but Demi Lovato loves her huge booty, because she shows it off every chance she gets. Twerking on vacation , twerking at parties , just taking booty selfies. Anyway, I’m not as big a fan as she is (personally I think she should consider going to the gym for a few weeks and then doing the booty selfie thing…), but I’d never discourage a hottie from showing off her body for the views, so keep going, Demi. » view all 12 photos

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Kimberley Garner Should Be The Next Victoria’s Secret Model

I’m not sure what  Kimberley Garner ‘s doing posing with angel wings here, unless maybe Victoria’s Secret finally accepted my online petition and hired this leggy British hottie to be one of their new models. I doubt it, because usually no one ever listens to me, but just take one look at these pictures and try to tell me Kimberley’s not hotter than half the so-called supermodels out there. Go ahead. I can wait all day.

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Ariana Grande Assumes Position

I’ve done a lot of posts on  Ariana Grande over the years, but I don’t think I ever realized she was a dog person before this. See, according to my sources, she’s playing with one of her dogs in this GIF, although I’ve been staring at it for 20 minutes now and the only thing I’m seeing is Ariana’s booty. I guess I’ll have to just take their word for it.

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Ariana Grande Assumes Position

I’ve done a lot of posts on  Ariana Grande over the years, but I don’t think I ever realized she was a dog person before this. See, according to my sources, she’s playing with one of her dogs in this GIF, although I’ve been staring at it for 20 minutes now and the only thing I’m seeing is Ariana’s booty. I guess I’ll have to just take their word for it.

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