Rat cow is trying to figure out her place in the world – you know to prove to the world that she is more than just tits…because I assumed her interviews were her saying that she’s alienated and oppressed and losing jobs because of her tits…but in fact she was saying that people just see her as tits and aren’t impressed even though they are great fucking tits… Well, she’s also got an ass, her body is pretty great still, and she’s got a sense of humor, you know hanging out with gay dudes who probably suck her dick and tell her how great she is, because behind any woman with any status is at least one “sister” looking to leech off her….it’s a gay thing….and I think it’s just a coincidence that Rat Cow’s starting to look tranny, unless that’s her new angle…it worked for BRUCE….why not…so current, so now, so edgy… She also posted some bikini pics – to make it hard to keep up with her slutty… The post Rat Cow Trying to Be Funny With her Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hilary Duff is in Canada, maybe she’s filming her, maybe she’s at the family cottage in northern Ontario because her baby’s grand parents are billionaires who own the trashy nationwide furniture store, allowing for the good life up in nature, and really who cares about any of that, I’m more into her thick mom ass doing handstands and dives, like some kind of slutty circus freak, showing off the dance moves her mom made her learn as a kid before going to auditions in Hollywood… I am a fan. Her feet are somewhere in these videos for you real pervs… The post Hilary Duff Does Bathing Suit Booty Stunts in Canada of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s Hailee Steinfeld on the Australian version of The Voice debuting her new single, for some reason. I guess the American Voice was busy? Anyway, I don’t know who’s responsible for telling Hailee here she could be a singer when she grew up, but it’s distracting her from her true calling: being a professional hot nobody/Snapchat model. I mean, come on. If you could really grow up to be whatever you wanted, I’d be the Victoria’s Secret Angels’ personal suntan lotion assistant, and not just some blogger who lives in his mom’s basement. But life doesn’t work that way.
Look, I know there’s a lot of hot wannabes on Instagram these days, and it’s probably difficult for you guys to keep up with them all. It’s not easy for me, and it’s my job. But I’ll never understand how Alexis Ren has only 9.8 million followers on Instagram . With pictures this good, she should clearly be up to 98 million by now. Yow!
It’s a good thing I’m so good at pretending things I don’t like don’t exist, because I’m going to need it for this latest round of Snapchats from Victoria Justice . So instead of focusing on the lucky bastard spending a day at the beach taking selfies with one of my favorite hotties, I’m just going to focus on all the bikini goodness. Feel free to try it out for yourself. It really works.
I guess Charlotte McKinney must’ve seen me call her Instagram game boring AF last time, because it looks like she made a little effort to spice it up since then. So let’s see what we’ve got: Charlotte making a hottie sandwich in a bikini, and showing off her booty, legs and sexy stomach. We’re not quite at five-alarm pants fire status yet, but at least this is definitely back on the right track. Good work.
I guess Charlotte McKinney must’ve seen me call her Instagram game boring AF last time, because it looks like she made a little effort to spice it up since then. So let’s see what we’ve got: Charlotte making a hottie sandwich in a bikini, and showing off her booty, legs and sexy stomach. We’re not quite at five-alarm pants fire status yet, but at least this is definitely back on the right track. Good work.
Sofia Vergara posted a slutty selfie of her tits at the pool, in what I can assume was a competitive selfie to her TV children, who constantly post selfie porn to the internet because they are shameless, the whole lot of them, and they love attention, the whole lot of them, and they get that attention by showing off their slutty bodies…good times…AT LEAST SHE KNOWS HER ANGLES…I mean she’s an old mom seductress who seduced her way into hollywood, she knows how to work it. If you don’t like that Sofia Veraga and her Monster tits, here’s her confused TV kid in Cosplay Erotica showing what looks like perky tits… Or maybe you prefer her other TV kid, who she was likely more of a mom to, shwoing what looks like a sloppy ass, that we can assume she thinks is a great ass because she shows it off all the time, because collectively these three are shameless self promoters who sexualize themselves for work….but more importantly…they are all broken women who made it, two didn’t stand a chance because their parents whored them, the other one was an actual whore and figured it out…and we can assume this is all part of Modern Family’s marketing campaign…I call these pics “Ariel Winter – Pig on the Beach”… The post Sofia Vergara at the Pool and her TV Daughters Also Being Sluts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Unless Bella Thorne ‘s getting a cut from all the new users she’s getting to sign up, I’m pretty sure the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat isn’t actually seeing any money from all the hours she’s putting in giving us loyal perverts fans those daily bikini shows. So I’m glad to see she went out and got a second job modeling leggings so she can support her true passion in life: showing off her tongue/booty/funbags on social media. Like they always say, work to live, don’t live to work. » view all 11 photos
Ryan Edwards … he’s had an eventful month, huh? First, the whole world learned about his worsening drug addiction, thanks to a tearful confession from Maci Bookout on Teen Mom OG. We not only learned that he was doing drugs, but that things had recently taken a turn for the worse. Things were so bad that Maci was scared she’d wake up one morning to the news that he’d died. Then, a few days after that episode aired, we learned that Ryan had gone off to rehab to work on his addiction. But just before he left, he married Mackenzie Standifer . Oh, and Mackenzie may or may not be losing custody of her three-year-old son thanks to the revelation of Ryan’s drug use. It’s a lot, right? Over the weekend, after roughly a month in rehab, Ryan resurfaced in some Instagram photos — he attended a music festival in Chattanooga with Mackenzie and a friend. So it would seem like he’s completed rehab . It would also seem like he’s still a jackass, since one of the first social media posts he made after his release was a meme slamming Maci. You remember, the super classy, not at all offensive Martin Luther King photo, along with text that read “I have a dream that one day my psycho baby’s mama will shut the f-ck up.” But despite that unnecessary, uncalled for move, Maci says in a new interview that Ryan is doing well these days. “We’re all just taking it one day at a time, one step at a time,” she tells Life & Style. “Ryan is doing good. He’s doing what he needs to do and that’s all any of us can ask right now. We’re just trying to make sure he stays focused on himself.” She adds that he doesn’t have to worry about staying clean on his own, because “he’s got me.” He’s also got his brand new wife and his parents, but sure, it’s also good that he has his “psycho baby’s mama” on his side, too. Maci tells the magazine that these past few months have “definitely been a roller coaster,” but she’s determined to help Ryan for Bentley’s sake. “In times like these,” she explains, “if you feel like you are running out of strength, you just have to keep digging deeper.” She also had some words for her admittedly amazing husband, Taylor McKinney, who she’s said has been her rock during this tough time. “He’s my best friend and knows everything about me,” she gushes. “It’s definitely nice to have him there with me and to listen to me or to give me advice or to just be present. He is a great, great guy.” View Slideshow: Teen Mom Dads, Husbands & Boyfriends Ranked: Who’s #1?! It really sounds like it. It also sounds like Ryan has a good support system, so hopefully rehab will take for him this time.
