A couple months back, when we first learned that Olivia Munn had broken up with that loser quarterback she’d been dating , I predicted that we were going to start seeing a lot more of Olivia. And I’m glad to see that I was right, because here she is showing off her bikini booty on social media. I guess she must be looking for a new rich boyfriend or a new gig, and even though I can’t offer her that first one (at least, not until my Burger King coupons vest), I have been looking for a new personal bikini assistant for the summer… Call me, Olivia!
Taye Diggs Flaunts His Behind On SnapChat Taye Diggs is one that’s SUPER comfortable in his masculinity, it seems. Taye’s never had a problem putting on his dancing shoes, or dragging it up in full makeup and heels for his film and theater roles. Now, he has no problem showing those cakes of in sneaky snaps like a common InstaThot. Earlier this afternoon, Taye Taye was flashing azz, while wearing little else than a crop top, socks, and a fedora. He set that booty out on his Instagram stories for his whole following to see (and screenshot.) We’ll spare your eyes with a nice edited pic here: We’re guessing this was meant to be some kind of joke or something…? Either way, how are you feeling about Taye’s tushy on the ‘gram?
Apparently, Emily Ratajkowski said she was having “Cannes FOMO” when she posted these latest topless selfies of hers on Instagram, and normally, I’d make fun of her for being a wannabe actress or something like that. But honestly, I can sympathize. Because I definitely know how Emily’s feeling. That’s why I’m always refreshing her Instagram feed. I’ve got FOMO when it comes to missing one of her new booty and/or topless shots. It’s probably my biggest fear. Well, that and a clown riding a shark. Now that’s scary.
When I first saw these pictures, I almost didn’t recognize Bella Thorne . What’s she doing in a professional photoshoot, instead of her usual Snapchat booty shaking videos ? Don’t tell me the hardest-working hottie on social media actually got a real job! That might eat into her way more important Snapchatting schedule. Anyway, at least these pictures are pretty good, but personally, I can’t wait for Bella to get back to her regularly-scheduled programming, AKA dancing around in see-through shirts and her underwear .
McKayla Maroney is all about promoting her ass this week. I don’t know what struck a nerve that made her decide that this is the week she showcase her ass…that is ridiculously round..and has been for a while, it’s a gymnast body apparently, because despite her behavior since the one Olympics she was in, and won gold in the team event at, she’s been shamelessly pushing herself out there through social media…because everyone is about the fame, and sex is the easiest way for that fame…and it’s not that big of a deal, I am all for the world showing each other their panties like we’re a bunch of fucking primates, or retards at the home because I love seeing the world’s panties… I find it weird that people feel the need to post shit like this, especailly when they’ve won gold, are famous…it’s just a little trashy..but that doesn’t mean I am not all about it…because I am all about it. Olympic Dreams to Instagram Dreams…McKayla Maroney and her crazy booty…is a win… I still prefer LAST WEEK’S VIDEO> … The post McKayla Maroney’s Still Promoting her Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I figure all the Bruce Jenner’s out there, doing double duty, being both dad and mom need to be celebrated by watching Bella Throne, even if you’re more into homo shit as she dances around naked…. It’s more interesting that seeing all the dead mom tributes, or living mom tributes, like it’s dead mom day, or like all you little cunts are pretending to actual care about your moms despite making their lives hell. It’s better to see some girl who was so stage parented by her mom, on some kind of rebellion, doing whatever it is she can to piss off her mother, with a big fuck you on mother’s day, knowing that the mom is totally against her being this unstable, undressed, clown, after all the mom did to make her exist… It’s funny… But it’s also hot, because she’s young, and has a hot body and that’s about all I need for mothers day, a womb to look at that I’d like to crawl into from the ass side, and tits I’d want to breast feed on, because we all deserve a little mom fetish sometime…teen mom fetishes just happen to be better than actual moms, or pretending you yourself are a mom and offering your tits to suck in the park… Either way, Bella Throne Seems Fun. The post Bella Throne Half Naked Titty and Booty Shake Mother’s Day Dane Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I figure all the Bruce Jenner’s out there, doing double duty, being both dad and mom need to be celebrated by watching Bella Throne, even if you’re more into homo shit as she dances around naked…. It’s more interesting that seeing all the dead mom tributes, or living mom tributes, like it’s dead mom day, or like all you little cunts are pretending to actual care about your moms despite making their lives hell. It’s better to see some girl who was so stage parented by her mom, on some kind of rebellion, doing whatever it is she can to piss off her mother, with a big fuck you on mother’s day, knowing that the mom is totally against her being this unstable, undressed, clown, after all the mom did to make her exist… It’s funny… But it’s also hot, because she’s young, and has a hot body and that’s about all I need for mothers day, a womb to look at that I’d like to crawl into from the ass side, and tits I’d want to breast feed on, because we all deserve a little mom fetish sometime…teen mom fetishes just happen to be better than actual moms, or pretending you yourself are a mom and offering your tits to suck in the park… Either way, Bella Throne Seems Fun. The post Bella Throne Half Naked Titty and Booty Shake Mother’s Day Dane Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mckayla Maroney is on some Bruce Jenner shit, you win the Olympic gold after your parents whore you out and force you into the shit and next thing you know you’re producing slutty social media pics, realizing people like the slutty social media pics, and eventually realize that shit…that gymnast ass with some puberty and what looks like some BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT injections for added shape, why else would she be wearing a brasil shirt..bitch be literal, she’s a pro athlete who doesn’t do athletics anymore, but doesn’t have to because now that she’s stopped training and got her period back…her booty is substantial, ridiculous, lovely…and worth showing off.. I’ve know the Olympic dream had been into her booty for a while, but this is the first I’ve seen it like that and figure I’m drunk on a Saturday after too much tequila, sexting girls about anal sex poop dick….why not post it up for the 3 perverts on the site at this hour…cuz it looks good. Shoutout to Jimmy for sending this in. The post McKayla Maroney’s Booty is the Olympic Dream for Team USA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mckayla Maroney is on some Bruce Jenner shit, you win the Olympic gold after your parents whore you out and force you into the shit and next thing you know you’re producing slutty social media pics, realizing people like the slutty social media pics, and eventually realize that shit…that gymnast ass with some puberty and what looks like some BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT injections for added shape, why else would she be wearing a brasil shirt..bitch be literal, she’s a pro athlete who doesn’t do athletics anymore, but doesn’t have to because now that she’s stopped training and got her period back…her booty is substantial, ridiculous, lovely…and worth showing off.. I’ve know the Olympic dream had been into her booty for a while, but this is the first I’ve seen it like that and figure I’m drunk on a Saturday after too much tequila, sexting girls about anal sex poop dick….why not post it up for the 3 perverts on the site at this hour…cuz it looks good. Shoutout to Jimmy for sending this in. The post McKayla Maroney’s Booty is the Olympic Dream for Team USA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess now that Nina Agdal ‘s hotness comeback officially got the Tuna seal of approval last time out, she’s back to steady work again. Which is great news for anyone who’s a fan of seeing Nina show off that killer body of hers. AKA everyone with a working set of eyes. So here she is modeling exercise gear. Granted, it’s not an exclusive line of hand-bras or see-through shirts or invisible bikinis like I’d hoped, but I’m sure she can work her way back up to that.
