I hope you guys are sitting down, because I’ve got some big news: I have another round of GIFs of Bella Thorne shaking her booty for the camera and teasing us with some underboob on Snapchat. Although actually, now that I think about it, I guess the bigger news would be if Bella went a full 24 hours without giving us one of those two things, considering it’s pretty much become a daily occurrence for her to shake her ass on social media these days. So, yeah, you’re going to want to make sure to stay tuned for more breaking “news” just like this. Don’t go anywhere.
For a while there, I thought I was Alexis Ren ‘s #1 fan. I was doing weekly, maybe even daily posts dedicated to her and her booty, talking up how she was my favorite Insta-hottie, even saying how she could be a Victoria’s Secret model someday. But after this latest round of Insta-hotness I realized I got it wrong. Because turns out, nobody loves Alexis like Alexis loves herself. Oh well. I’ll settle for being #2, I guess.
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According to my sources (AKA my calendar), I’m told it’s Good Friday today, so I’m guessing a lot of you guys probably aren’t at work right now. And that’s a good thing, because these latest pictures from Hailey Clauson are so hot, I guarantee you’re going to have trouble keeping your pants on. And I know not everybody’s office has a lax “no pants” policy like mine does. Enjoy. Continue reading →
So controversial – so shocking – the Smurfs event porned up by a sitcom child star who hasn’t Dana Plato’ed herself yet…Ariel Winter is a disgusting pile of sloppy shit of a woman…or girl…depending on how PC you are…. Ariel Winter is fat, dumpy, yet for some reason so badly raised by her parents who were stage parenting her and trying to cash in on her, they didn’t discipline her, but rather just sucked up to her, creating a monster who when she turned 18 and could be her own person, decided to do it by sexualizing herself….despite not being hot… Sure a lot of people bought into it, and though “Damn, it’s the girl from TV I wanted to fuck as she went through puberty because I’m a fucking sexual predator”… But for those of us who never saw one episode of modern family, we can all objectively objectify her and say…there’s nothing hot about this….I mean other than the fact that she wore it to a kids event for kids dressed like this…in some stripper party dress…because she’s an independent person – has a personal brand of sex symbol despite being a sex symbol like most girls who aren’t sex symbols by want to be sex symbols do…by being extra slutty to prove something…and this just proves to me..what I’ve been saying all along…send her back to the farm…she’s better off being used as bacon…because at least bacon leaves me feeling satisfied and wanting more bacon….right? Anything for attention….little attention seeker brat….seeking attention… TO SEE HER AT THE MOVIE PREMIERE CLICK HERE She posted this pictures saying her booty is back in LA – and Yes…your booty is everywhere you go – because it’s so fucking big…and that isn’t always a good thing….it can be a bad thing…despite being 18…. The post Ariel Winter Sluts Out for Kids and A “Booty” Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know some of you guys probably think I call Alexis Ren here my favorite Insta-hottie just because I’m trying to score a date with her. And that’s just not true. I’d also settle for a few personalized booty shots sent to my inbox… But until that magical day finally comes, I guess I’ll just have to make do with another round of her pants-melting Instagram shots. It’s tough, but I think I’ll manage.
Usher Debuts New Green Hairstyle Looks like the multicolor hair trend may be catching on for celeb men. Usher was spotted out and about in NYC, strolling the streets with a brand new hair color. The R&B Crooner rocked a turquoise-green streak in his hair, accented by an orange hat. Hmm, are you feeling it? Granted we don’t know the reason for the switch up, if there even is one, but the odd choice is…something. What do you think of it? Hit the flip for more… Splash
I wished I got paid to show my hairy butt on Snapchat! As you guys know Snapchat went public which makes it the biggest porn site in the world. Sure they disguise themselves as a social media platform, but reality is, every chick like Alexis Ren shows off their hot little bodies and offers private shows for a fee. Now I know Alexis doesn’t do that, but she does get paid to show her booty in other ways. Anyway, it’s a nice tush and I would eat my dinner off it. » view all 11 photos
Emily Ratajkowski is one of those models who is just popular because she got naked in a very racy music video, but I wonder where she’d be if that video never happened? Probably Playboy Cyber girl. Anyway, here are her latest Instagram posts and Snaps. Enjoy. Continue reading →
Megan Fox the TRANSFORMATIVE TRANSFORMER ACTRESS who looks TRANS thanks to all the PLASTIC surgery…..who has 12 kids with A-Lister Brian Austin Green…is the face of Fredrick’s of Hollywood, or the ass, because they’ve been bought from an out of touch brand that doesn’t realize a trashy plastic surgery ridden mom – who was once the hot chick in movies…a decade ago…isn’t the best face / or booty / or implants but I guess the brand director thinks she is. The kind of pervert still jerking off to old photoshoots thinking “this will be great, we’ll do the alba with her”…..when really, there are 100,000 instagram sluts you can give 100 dollars to do to the same thing…and get far more relevance…but cutting this twat a check…that makes total sense..look at all the press they get from it….as we look on confused as to why trashy lingerie….like hooker sex shop lingerie that will give you yeast infections….but that can’t give Megan Fox yeast infections…her pussy’s too scarred…at least according to the research I’ve done…. The post Megan Fox Photoshopped to Shit Mom Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
