I stopped caring about celebrity “journalism” ever since Maria Menounos and her sweet Greek booty left Extra , but I might have a new favorite TV host after these pictures of Stephanie Bauer and her super cute cleavage at Universal Music Group’s 2016 Grammy After Party. Apparently she’s an entertainment “reporter” for Access Hollywood , which is kind of like calling me a bikini “reporter,” but who cares? I’m trying to be nice right now, on the off chance it gives me access to what’s under that dress. Fingers crossed! » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
All these bikini photoshoots are exactly the fucking same…they are so fucking contrived and boring – they lack creativity and they are impossible to get excited about If anything seeing a bitch pose for the sake of posing, for no reason other than to pose, for idiots who have expensive cameras because they like having girls pose for them, and eventually have brands pay them to have girls pose for them, in just a fabricated nonsense, narcissitic “I’m hot enough to model”…world… It’s so fucking Disney, candy coated, cheesy garbage…it’s like what happened to fucking snapshots of babes, why do they need to be tilting heads, dropping jaw, duck-facing, and/or making their booty pop – all dramatic…it’s just a fucking picture – ASSHOLES…more assholes…I bet her asshole is great…that ass is great…I love asshole..it’s the gateway to a woman’s soul…I wonder what the weirdest thing she’s put in her asshole is…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SUGAR BABY FOR YOU – HERE’S SAMANTHA HOOPES BEFORE THE MIAMI TRIP FLASHING PANTIES THAT SHE’D PROBABLY FLASH YOU FOR THE RIGHT PRICE AND BY “FLASH YOU” I MEAN EAT YOUR ASS TIL YOU CUM… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
All these bikini photoshoots are exactly the fucking same…they are so fucking contrived and boring – they lack creativity and they are impossible to get excited about If anything seeing a bitch pose for the sake of posing, for no reason other than to pose, for idiots who have expensive cameras because they like having girls pose for them, and eventually have brands pay them to have girls pose for them, in just a fabricated nonsense, narcissitic “I’m hot enough to model”…world… It’s so fucking Disney, candy coated, cheesy garbage…it’s like what happened to fucking snapshots of babes, why do they need to be tilting heads, dropping jaw, duck-facing, and/or making their booty pop – all dramatic…it’s just a fucking picture – ASSHOLES…more assholes…I bet her asshole is great…that ass is great…I love asshole..it’s the gateway to a woman’s soul…I wonder what the weirdest thing she’s put in her asshole is…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SUGAR BABY FOR YOU – HERE’S SAMANTHA HOOPES BEFORE THE MIAMI TRIP FLASHING PANTIES THAT SHE’D PROBABLY FLASH YOU FOR THE RIGHT PRICE AND BY “FLASH YOU” I MEAN EAT YOUR ASS TIL YOU CUM… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chanel Iman Describes Shooting In Swimsuits With Snakes Chanel Iman showed a stroke of fearlessness when shooting this year’s edition of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit issue. She told People all about her adventure shooting with pythons: “I started off with one python snake and then they brought out the second one,” the 25-year-old told People. “It was really easy because their mouths were taped, but there’s always that fear that the tape might come off and they might just squeeze the crap out of you … especially when they’re around your neck, and they’re on your arms, you don’t know what they’re gonna do, so there’s always a little bit of fear that something could go wrong on the shoot.” Iman also discussed dealing with the Maasai men in Zanzibar during her shoot there: “It was funny because the Maasai warriors were basically trying to get me to move to Africa and bidding on cows,” she said. “Like the more cows that you hunt, the man wins the woman or something like that.” “I think my bid was 50 cows,” she said. “Something crazy.” Hit the flip for BTS from Chanel’s shoot and more ‘mini clad shots. Continue reading →
I don’t get in arguments with people when they say that Kendall Jenner is hot. Sure she looks a bit too much like her dad and has a lot too much of her mom’s ability to be prostituted in any way she needs to be to get what she wants despite being rich as fuck, in efforts to get richer as fuck, because when you’re a vapid cunt, with no soul or substance – money is all that fucking matters, it is what gives you credibility, respect, adorning fans, and thus a following you can convert into more money with ad deals and spokemodeling shit, despite being a virtual no one…because you’re rich and all it takes in America to be someone is to be rich – Just ask Trump (the obnoxious real estate agent, not the politician). That said, at least she’s no doing gutter fucking booty campaigns like her pig sisters, and she’s actually taken her inherent athleticism and coupled it with her inherent fame whoring and took on high fashion…as a model, despite not being model quality..pretty much shitting on the luxury market with her name and that in and of itself is pretty funny… But I guess what it comes down to is why not Kendall, sure she looks like an untrained, despite being trained amateur doing her awkward poses she’s been practicing in front of the mirror – since modeling is all she ever wanted to do…and why would she do anymore than that, when the family is such superficial – garbage – business hustling trash…it’s not like some Eastern European pulled out of a dumpster looking for her dinner is any more capable – just hungrier….all it really depends on is who’s out there promoting and selling you and in her case…it’s the whole fucking world…she’s top of the list…and here she is for Calvin Klein taking on some twinks like she was her dad at the gay bathouse…bareback. The post Kendall Jenner VS Twinks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mckayla Maroney was an American hero back in 2012 when she won at least one Olympic medal, but who as soon as that was over appeased her “stage parents” or what we call in Canada “Hockey Mom” with her version of a NHL Draft, which allowed her to focus on what I guess she was more into…being slutty on the internet.. A long time ago, there was that whole Band Camp girl on American pie, who was obviously and blown out version of these kids who are forced into a close knit circle, where they develop their perversions together, all while being socially awkward…where the cool kids aren’t staying in hotels together, which opens the door for fucking…so Gymnastics, or any sports, along with Band…is really just a great place for kids to fuck each other…and develop weird perversions…all with the help of their coaches… So it’s possible that paved the way for being slutty on the internet, but it probably had more to do with everyone being slutty on the internet…or even more likely, loving all the attention she was getting with tweets directed at her by fucking perverts…everywhere…allowing her to find herself as a booty model.. Because I just googled her to see if she was on Team USA for 2016 in rio..and she’s not.. but her ass is on her social media…and that could be better than another Olymic medal, because it requires less work….just ask Bruce Jenner. The post Ex-Team USA Gymnast Ass with Mckayla Maroney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Meet Kanye West’s Cover Model Sheniz Halil Kanye’s “The Life Of Pablo” cover art is only slightly more confusing than his album title choice . But among all the overlapped font and family photo collage, a seemingly randomly placed big-booty white woman who is NOT Kim Kardashian caught social media’s attention. As it turns out, the cakes in question belong to Instagram model Sheniz Halil, and she was just as shocked as everyone else to find her back on the front of Kanye’s new album. Apparently ‘Ye brought a stack of photo options to Kim for approval, and she chose Sheniz’ pic because she felt like she had the best booty of them all… And if you can’t quiiiite see it, here’s a closer look at the photo that Kimmy found “Pablo”-worthy: What a lucky day for this Ista-model. Hit the flip to take a closer look at what exactly caught KimYe’s attention… Instagram
Bella Thorne just keeps on going, this girl is working it as hard as she can, and I’m convinced she’s in her 40s and a mom…I keep saying that and it is ok because no one reads the site….if she’s not 40 and is actually 18…I would be forced to question genetics and hormones in the food…either way I can’t be too sure because I don’t care…just keeping the booty coming, skinny fit white girl booty… Booty that I think I should contrast with Venus or Serena who are also using social media for their booty, because I figured why not contrast a white ginger “18” year old girl…and whatever the fuck this is athlete thickness is…it brings me joy…because I don’t need to do a dedicated post for each…. Fuck it, while I am at it, why not post this Aubrey O’Day who is really just a hybrid of a Williams Sister and the Bella Thorne, only less relevant but just as thirsty with the ass and titty pics…maybe one day someone will care about her fatter than Bella Thorne, less fat that Serena Williams ass…but I doubt it. The post Bella Thorne Ass + Serena Williams = Aubrey O’Day Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amy Duggar has long been known as the rebellious one in the 19 Kids and Counting clan, and it seems that bringing Dillon King home to meet them certainly didn’t help. In an interview with People , the couple, now married, reveals the many gaffes Dillon made when making the acquaintance of her uncle Jim Bob, aunt Michelle and the rest of the Duggar family. “I made some pretty good mess-ups,” Dillon told the magazine. “No one told me how conservative they were and I never watched the show!” For example, Dillon was caught dancing into a room at a gathering attended by Amy’s cousin. “My family turned on a dime and looked away,” said Amy. “[Dancing] is considered sexual.” On another occasion, Dillon recalls Amy’s young cousin Jordyn asking him his favorite color. “I said ‘black,'” said Dillon, adding, “Her face was like ‘Oh God!’ and she said, ‘Really?’ And I was like ‘Yea, black is a pretty sexy color.'” “I kicked him so hard!” said Amy. “I was like ‘Oh my Gosh!'” Yowza. Dancing and sharing a favorite color with the devil? Ca-RAZY stuff, y’all. Last year, after confirming that she had been born out of wedlock, Amy admitted that she felt Jim Bob didn’t always approve of her choices , such as kissing Dillon before they were married. “I kinda get under his skin, but he’s not going to control me,” said Amy. “He has no reign over me. He doesn’t know everything I’m going to do next [and] I’m not going to change who I am to have a certain image.” However, Amy said everything is copacetic between her, Dillon and the family, as long as they respect the rules in their household. But that doesn’t mean the pair doesn’t go hog wild and release some rebellious angst when the family’s not around. “Sometimes on our way over to my uncle’s we’ll just crank up Drake in the car and rap it out before we get there!” Aww, yeah. Gotta belt it out about booty calls before having what sounds like zero fun with the fam. View Slideshow: Amy Duggar Swimsuit Photos: Girl Gone (Sort of) WILD!
After the Sister Code actress replied to Kanye’s now infamous rant about Wiz Khalifa by claiming ‘Ye was all about some fingers in the booty action, a sex toy company wants Amber to hawk their prostate massagers.
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