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Sophie Simmons Grabs Huge Tits of the Day

I guess Sophie Simmons is one of those dying for Attentiom, probably doesn’t have real friends, is neglected by her father who is too into his business and her mother who is too into her own existence as a Hollywood mom…because she hires people to take pictures of her in erotic enough settings…and there’s always something weird about a chubby trust fund girl paying photographers to take slutty pics of her…it’s even a little desperate… But I guess not as desperate as posting topless, or semi topless, slutty instagram whoring pics to the internet…in her quest to figure out her purpose and existence in the world knowing she never has to work…her dad, Gene Simmons is practically a billionaire….that makes her an heir to that… Apparently, she’s going to acting classes, she was already on TV once before being forgotten, so it’s only natural for an LA kid to value fame as something that can’t be bought, when everything else can, even though fame can be bought…and really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world, but their heads are so up their own asses..they don’t realize that…and I guess since her tits are the size of my head…I’ll encourage it…even though I never really cared for KISS…but I could still let KISS’s sperm’s creation KISS up on my dick in pics..I’m easy like that. I’m such a whore… The post Sophie Simmons Grabs Huge Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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ThePornDude Presents: Top 8 Most Christmas Spirited PornStars of the Day

I don’t watch porn, I’m bored, desensitized, confused, not a man, lame, impotent, into real girls I meet on tinder sending me masturbation videos, but I don’t have to watch porn ThePornDude …does it for me…. Nothing says Chrismas, Holidays, Miracles, The Birth of Christ, like pornstars in Santa Hats….who may be the only thing you’re fucking this lonely time of year and use ThePornDude to find their best work…. 8. Tasha Reign – Because #Jewish is like Jesus – @TashaReignDotCom 7. Alexis Texas – This May Not Be Chrismas But Looks Green to Me and That’s Christmas Enough to post this Fat Booty @whitegirlpoliticking/ 6. Dahlia Sky – From Set – Being XXXmas-ing – Because I Want to Marry Her @dahliaskyx 5. Bonnie Rotten – Pregnant with Santa @hofficialbonnierotten 4. Brandy Aniston – Because She’s a Christmas Miracle Every Day – @Bfknaniston A video posted by BrandyfknAniston (@bfknaniston) on Dec 20, 2015 at 5:22pm PST 3. Asa Akira with Porn Santa / Porn Agent Christmas Spiegler @asahole 2. Riley Reid’s Got It Down with this Holiday Whore Pic – @RyeBreadWithButter 1. Miss Phoenix Marie – Because She’s in the Fucking Spirit – @PHXMARIE VISIT ThePornDude The post ThePornDude Presents: Top 8 Most Christmas Spirited PornStars of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fair Or Foul: British Mom Gets Blasted For Dropping $2K On 300 Christmas Gifts For Her Kids

Good God ! British Mom Spends $2,000 On Christmas Gifts A British mom recently got blasted internationally after she posted a photo of the bevy of Christmas gifts she bought for her family. Emma Tapping, a 34-year-old mother of three, recently shared the below photo of her Christmas tree piled high with presents that reportedly totaled over $2,000. And after getting BLASTED over the viral photo… the self proclaimed “shopaholic” clapped back via Facebook and explained that the gifts weren’t just for her “spoiled” kids, but for her ENTIRE troop. Sit down haters! What do YOU think about this lady’s pile of presents for her kids??? Hit the flip for more comments.

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50 Cent Talks About That Time Vivica Ate His Booty Like Groceries

50 Cent Talks About Vivica A. Fox Licking His Booty “Magic Stick” rapper 50 Cent stopped by Angela Yee’s Lip Service and you know he had to talk about Vivica A. Fox tossing his salad after Vivica insinuated he was gay. During the interview, Fif said he didn’t “request” the actress to tongue-tickle his a**s.

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The Monster Kardashian Update of the Day

The Kardashians are the fucking worst, we already know that, but there are two standout Kardashians who are the fucking worst, mainly because they are thick, fat and trashy… I figure Kim is too far gone to really bother hating, she’s just there, the mother is too much of an evil genius to bother hating…you’d do the same thing if you had a litter of weird ethnic children with a tranny…. The hotter older sister who made a dude she used to do coke with rich while not being overly exploitative doesn’t bother me….and the instagram model turned VS model because the world is based on instagram fame…doesn’t bother me because she’s not fat.. But the overrated, doughty, accessible, putting themselves out there aggressively ones…annoy me…and I like being annoyed…because it keeps me motivated… So Khloe and Kylie..the worst the family has to offer besides Caitlyn, are outletting this “fame” get to their head…thinking they are hot…even thoug they aren’t.. With khloe Working her Booty, or milking her booty, or trying to exploit her booty like it was a husband after a drug overdose in a brothel of the Day And Kylie Jenner’s Belly, Humping Cara Delevingne, squating girls like a tank and Leg Scar of the Day That’s enough Kardashian to make me hate society for the day… The post The Monster Kardashian Update of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj Producer Releases Anaconda 2 [LISTEN]

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The producer for Nicki Minaj’s hit bootylicious song, “Anaconda” has released the original verses to Sound cloud. These are the lines that didn’t make the…

Nicki Minaj Producer Releases Anaconda 2 [LISTEN]

Nicki Minaj Producer Releases Anaconda 2 [LISTEN]

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The producer for Nicki Minaj’s hit bootylicious song, “Anaconda” has released the original verses to Sound cloud. These are the lines that didn’t make the…

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Madison Reed’s Booty Sniff of the Day

Who is Madison Reed…..according to wikipedia, Madison Reed was an American cabaret and ragtime performer who worked with Eubie Blake among others…. This is Eubie Blake…. Seems about right…. She should probably update that…but she’s too busy getting her ass sniffed by art, in what we could assume is a young hooker, trying to be cute and funny about her craft, knowing very well, she’d like the execs at Disney…sniff her ass…. What I am saying is this “joke”…is more of a “planting the seed, to give the right person the right idea, to help launch her career”…since as of today – the only Madison Reed is an American cabaret and ragtime performer who worked with Eubie Blake among others…. The post Madison Reed’s Booty Sniff of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dirty Dog Diaries: Atlanta Stripper Details Wild Night She And Her “Thot Friend” Spent With Apollo Nida

Stripper Puts Wild Night With Apollo Nida On Blast It seems that there may be a huge dose of truth to the stories Phaedra Parks alleges of Apollo Nida spending all his nights and days leading up to prison holed up in ATL shake joints and away from his wife and children. A stripper has stepped forward with her own story of a day filled with dollar bills, g-strings, shopping trips, and alleged thot-ivity in Apollo’s home while Phaedra and the boys were out of town — just weeks before he headed off to serve his 8-year sentence. Via RadarOnline : A self-described “nude exotic dancer,” Cashaun Sidney, describes a raunchy night with Nida in 2014 — when he was still living with Parks — in her new book, Sordid Panties: Celebrities, Thots, Money & Scandal. Sidney claims she met Nida, 37, through a mutual friend in “late 2014” at Atlanta strip club Follies, before he headed to prison to serve time on fraud charges. “He drove up with his brother, Michael, and they escorted us and two other young ladies into the club,” she claims in the book. “We entered the bar and had a few drinks and Apollo asked us if we wanted to go to Lenox Mall, a popular mall in Atlanta that held some of the most high-end stores in the city. Of course we were game.” “We went to the mall and later as we were sitting in Bloomingdales, Apollo asked us if we wanted to accompany him to a night club where he would be heading later to meet up with a few other celebrity friends of his. We obliged.” “We went back to his home to get dressed …” she writes. “It was evident that his wife was not in town.” The strip club THEN the mall?? How early in the day do Apollo and his homeboys check in at the booty bar??? Of Course, once the crew arrived at the Nida home, things really began to turn up. Hit the flip for more…

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Seinfeld Bass Door Sensor

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