Good news, fellow perverts: my favorite Italian showgirl Laura Cremaschi is back at the beach and showing off that perfect bikini booty of hers again in Miami. And you know, as much as I love this job, these pictures have got me seriously considering a career move… So if Laura’s ever looking for a personal wedgie assistant, I’d be happy to lend a hand. I’ve got years of experience and everything. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Sarah Hyland is pretty beefy…she’s the creepy character in Modern Family, that you probably wanted to fuck, you’re a fucking pervert, and like young looking girls…especially when they are over 18 becuase it’s legal… I assume she clearly had some genetic disorder that slowed down her aging, something we can assume her stage parents fed her everyday until she go on a hit shot, you know as producers want tween actors without the child labor laws…. But now, she’s hitting the gym, possibly to learn how to defend herself from her faggot boyfriends that beat her up and she needs to get restraining orders against, or maybe to get more booty…which would make the most sense, because her mother figure was Sofia Vergara, and we know that ho-roll… It’s kinda hot. The post Sarah Hyland’s Fit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is another one of those good news/bad news type situations. The good is that Sarah Hyland followed up those sexy leggings pictures by going back out in an even sexier pair of short shorts. The bad is that, once again, she forgot to turn around so the paps could get a booty shot. Or even to the side for a nice booty profile. I don’t ask for much. Oh well, hopefully the third time’s the charm… Photos: PacificCoastNews
Jennifer Metcalfe is some UK soap star, which I assume is code for middle class hooker, with a solid vehicle to marry and get pregnant by a soccer player…so long as she looks like a Glamour model… Well she was in a bikini, which is exciting, because bikinis are all that matter, as you know if you visit any site, including but not limited to instagram, or your high school crush’s facebook vacation photo album for masturabtion material…it doesn’t even matter who is in the bikini just so long as the bikini happened… Well she is 31, is a fitness instructor in her spare time, and girls in the UK, mainly trashy fat ones who watch her Soap Opera from their trailer park, you know the gypsy kind, probably hate how hot she looks… Well she has cellulite, which I think we should shame, even though I know all girls have cellulite, it’s what makes for a good booty, but I like to perpetuate unrealistic ideals in women…like no cellulite…to keep them insecure and oppressed for my dick. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Some UK Soap Star’s Cellulite Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The second I saw these pictures of Elle Evans at the beach, I knew I knew this perfect booty from somewhere, I just couldn’t remember where. But it turns out the smoking hot model/actress was in the “Blurred Lines” video with Emily Ratajkowski , which explains why I don’t remember her, considering my mind pretty much shuts down anytime we see Emily topless . But if you ask me, I think Elle has what it takes to become just as big as her co-star. All she needed was a little Tuna Bump. Enjoy. » view all 17 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I think this might be the first time I’ve ever creeped a dog’s Instagram before, but trust me, after seeing today’s InstaBabe Yovanna Ventura you’ll understand. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I want to see as many pictures of this Miami model and her perfect booty as I can find. In fact, the only knock on Yovanna is that apparently according to my sources, she used to date that loser Justin Bieber. But hey, no one’s perfect, right? Because otherwise, Yovanna comes pretty damn close. » view all 15 photos
Here is unappreciative, back pedaling, American Hating, but not American hating when America turned on her and she had to explain that she’s young, and has some learning to do, please don’t cancel her tour, she’s a cunt, she didn’t mean what she said, she just said it, because she didn’t know she was on camera, and after knowing she was on camera, had to spin it… So based on who she is as a person, she probably wants to be wiping her ass with the flag…but instead she’ll just be cute about it…and I’ll support any booty shaking… The post Ariana Grande’s Booty Shake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here is unappreciative, back pedaling, American Hating, but not American hating when America turned on her and she had to explain that she’s young, and has some learning to do, please don’t cancel her tour, she’s a cunt, she didn’t mean what she said, she just said it, because she didn’t know she was on camera, and after knowing she was on camera, had to spin it… So based on who she is as a person, she probably wants to be wiping her ass with the flag…but instead she’ll just be cute about it…and I’ll support any booty shaking… The post Ariana Grande’s Booty Shake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s my favorite bikini model/swimsuit designer Julia Pereira showing off her latest collection of swimwear for Lybethras. Although if you ask me, these pictures of the Brazilian hottie should probably come with a disclaimer or something — Warning: results not typical. Because otherwise, I have a feeling there’s going to be a whole lot of disappointed husbands out there when their wives don’t look anywhere near this good. » view all 15 photos Photos: Mario Velloso
According to my sources, it was Jennifer Lopez ‘s birthday over the weekend, and she celebrated by getting us all this great present: a peek at that famous booty of hers in a see-through dress. How did she know it’s just what I always wanted? Oh right, because I mention it pretty much every time we see her… Anyway, I don’t know about you dudes, but I’m currently having a hard time believing J-Lo’s 46 now, because that booty of her looks like it hasn’t aged a day. And no, I’m not just saying that as a belated birthday present to J-Lo. I’m not that nice. Enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews