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Kylie Jenner Flaunts Kardashian Ass on Instagram

If you’ve ever been to  Kylie Jenner’s Instagram page, then you know the girl is not exactly shy about showing off her assets. Kylie’s racy selfies  are grade-A jailbait and her 25-year-old boyfriend Tyga has swallowed the hook. Generally, she plays dumb and pretends she just wants to show off her latest hair extensions or her giant lips, and the cleavage is just incidental. But today, Kylie isn’t playing around. She posted this pic about an hour ago and didn’t even bother with a caption: Boom. Kylie’s last name might be Jenner, but she’s clearly rocking a Kardashi-ass. Naturally, the photo sparked a new round of Kylie butt implant rumors  but we think this is just a case of genetics finally taking hold. When LeBron’s kid started dominating on the basketball court, no one cried steroids. In the same way, Kylie should be allowed to claim her title as an Internet Booty Queen without people accusing her of stuffing basketball halves up her dress. Besides, it’s Khloe’s butt that seems to double in size like the Grinch’s heart every time you look at it. Let’s all agree to stick with accusing her of butt implants, mmm-kay? Look, there are a lot of Kardashians and too many cosmetic procedures. Rather than accusing all of them of getting everything done let’s just keep it simple: Kylie=Lips; Khloe=Butt; Kim=Unibrow; Kourtney=Episiotomy; Kendall=We’re not really sure. Leg extensions? We’ll think of something.  View Slideshow: 51 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner

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Dash Cam Video Shows Moments Leading Up To Walter Scott’s Shooting

For those still wondering “why he was running in the first place.” From the looks of the dash cam footage, there was no struggle, no altercation — just an unarmed man running away from a traffic stop. Did this really warrant five shots in the back? SMH.

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Kylie Jenner Is Shook That Tyga Might Want Blac Chyna Back

Kylie Jenner Nervous About Tyga Wanting Blac Chyna Back Kylie Jenner has been staking her claim HARD with Tyga in recent months, all but confirming that their “friendship” is far more than that and making attempts sending Tyga’s ex Blac Chyna the message that she is, and intends to stay, his current situation . But young Kylizzle is now getting nervous that since Tyga sees bestie Wiz mending his broken relationship with Amber and watching firsthand as his good friends patch their family back together, he might be inclined to give it another go with his ex. As a source shared with HollywoodLife : “Wiz and Amber getting back together has made Kylie super paranoid. Blac Chyna has been taunting Kylie about it, sending her messages, saying that she’s going to get Tyga back too, that she’s a real woman, and he’ll eventually come back to her. Kylie’s very worried. It’s causing major drama for them, which is exactly what Blac Chyna wants.” The source also says Kylie looks at Blac Chyna — with all her curves, piercings, tattoos, and womanliness — and is scared she can’t measure up to what Tyga is really attracted to without some serious effort. Hence why things like her new booty and her recently-pierced nipples are coming into play at such an early age: “Kylie loves to get Tyga’s attention. Kylie is terribly intimidated by his ex, Blac Chyna, and always feels like she has to compete with her. Chyna is this voluptuous, sexy woman who has made a name for herself with her provocative look. Kylie feels like she has to do outrageous things with her looks to keep Tyga interested.” Well, that actually explains a lot: What do you think? Is Kylie really morphing into White Chyna to try to keep Tyga from going back home to his former fiancee and their child? Instagram

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Emily Ratajkowski Panties for Instagram of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski wore panties, and I guess it was such and event she felt the need to post it to instagram…maybe she was on her period, or maybe she didn’t have Kanye coming over to watch Netflix and cuddle as he does….or maybe just maybe…she knows a spread pussy shot could get her account on instagram deleted and she worked so hard getting her followers…by not wearing panties… Either way…someone out there likes this…when I prefer her nudes…and even those are boring as fuck…I predict her 15 minutes is up…but I’ve been wrong about these things before… The post Emily Ratajkowski Panties for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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January Jones for Rhapsody Magazine of the Day

I am not a fan of January Jones, her stupid name, or even her tits…. I mean sure I appreciate any bitch who has an unwanted pregnancy and doesn’t sell out the sperm donor involved, because he paid her off and/or it will be detrimental to her image….while she can just use it instead as a marketing hook…that keeps the media interested in her… I just know that if knocked up a bitch, I’d want her to pretend it never happened and raise it like it was a fatherless bastard, because it is, even if I live down the street, or hall, just don’t get me involved, I’m busy drinking…and trying to fuck other girls… I guess I also tend to like any girl who is hyped up because of her tits, you know give her one reason to matter, and make that reason be her bra size. It’s just a perfect level of objectification that makes things feel like old times, when women were nothing by the host body of tits and pussy. Right? The post January Jones for Rhapsody Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Amazing in Bikinis of the Day

This picture is over a week old, but with certain celebrities, or kids of celebrities that’s about how long it takes for the amazingness of instgram whoring in a bikini to get noticed…they are just that relevant… Now I’ve heard that both Scout and Tallulah Willis are amazing, nice, fun and they aren’t fame whores…so I’m not going to hate on them, or even their older sister who at one time had a weirdo head thanks to her mom’s wonky overrated genetics…that I made fun of all the time…back when I didn’t look at the bright side of things…like nice round fit ass… The lesson of the day is that to hate on girls, sisters, who self produce this kind of magic…for a man with a sister fetish…would just be stupid…especially since all I really want is to be invited to this bootyshow pool party…I feel like I deserve it… If anything, be nice to all vagina, and maybe it will send you nudes…unless it’s a garbage twat that needs to be taught a lesson…but in this situation, it seems like these girls are doing just fine… The post Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Amazing in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karrueche Tran In Super Tight Jeans

I may not approve of  Karrueche Tran ‘s taste in dudes, but I’ve always been a big fan of that booty of hers, and not only was she showing it off to the paps recently, I also read that she finally broke up with that d-bag Chris Brown. Which means now’s the perfect time for the two of us to finally start dating. It’s probably the only time bringing a pasty, perverted blogger home to mom and dad might actually be considered a step up. So what are we waiting for? Call me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Second Suspect In Texas Illegal Butt Injection Murder Case Tranny ‘Jimmy Joe Clark’ Finally Captured [Video]

Remember, Wee-Wee was caught a little while back?

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Kendall Jenner Works It Good

Here is the only hot Kardashian, Kendall Jenner taking a little hike while showing off her little cleavage and tight booty. As much as I hate her porn star sister, I’m a fan of Kendall and will always be as long as she keeps that body fit. However, I would like her to follow Kim’s footstep and make a sex tape of her own. Fingers crossed. » view all 11 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

For The Fellas: T-Pain Schools The Homies On How To Love, Date, And Chop Down The Ladies [Video]

Teddy Pinned-Her-Azz-Down has some words of encouragement for all you wannabe players who can’t seem to get right with the ladies. T-Pain Gives Love And Sex Advice Via RollingStone T-Pain is best known as the Auto-Tuned voice behind hits like “Bartender” and “Can’t Believe It,” but the “rappa ternt sanga” is also a self-described “expert in relationships and general coitus.” Accordingly, he dropped by the Rolling Stone office to answer a few our love-related inquiries, some of which were pulled from the lyrics of tracks like 2011’s “Booty Wurk” and the new “Did It Anyway,” off his just-released The Iron Way mixtape. Later, T-Pain breaks down the course of action for his perfect first date. In this scenario, he arrives driving “a super old car” – a “1931 something.” From there, he takes his partner out for food and entertainment. “We probably end up at a Chuck E. Cheese’s or something like that,” he says. “Maybe somewhere where there’s laser tag, where I can actually get lost and let out the farts I’ve been holding in on the long drive.” They make one more stop, then end up at the singer’s house for, who would have guessed, “a riveting night of watching Adult Swim. And probably no sex.” Learn the rest of the details, as well as T-Pain’s unlikely picks for the perfect seduction soundtrack, in our hilarious video. This ninja is crazy. Image via RollingStone

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